Kids, did any of you watch the Miss America Pageant? Me neither. However, I saw this in The Boston Globe, and frankly I was shocked, shocked I tell ya!
LAS VEGAS—Organizers say Miss Oklahoma Taylor Treat has won a $6,000 scholarship at the Miss America Pageant for her volunteering and community service.
Miss New Hampshire Lindsey Graham was first runner-up for the award and won $4,000.
Of course, I had to do some digging. Is it kosher for a senator who says he represents South Carolina to represent a New England state in the pageant? And how did Lindseypoo do in the pageant? I had no luck researching the first question, but I did find some screencaps of Lindseypoo in all his finery. Here he is in the evening gown portion of the competition.
As you can see, John Boohoo Boehner lent Lindseypoo some self-tanner, and Carrie Prejean let him wear her lucky
The bathing suit competition is always a favorite, and I bet judge Rush Limbaugh didn’t have to reach for the Viagra after seeing Lindseypoo in this sassy little number!
Work it, work it!
Next was the talent portion of the show. Who knew that Lindseypoo could dance? Tom Delay, eat your heart out!
Oops! Maybe next time, you should pay a little more attention to waxing, Lindseypoo! I hope those armpits didn’t cost you the title!
Despite all of his hard work, Lindseypoo didn’t get the coveted tiara. Instead, it went to Miss Virginia Caressa Cameron. While the other
losers contestants managed to put on their pageant smiles, the camera caught Lindseypoo unable to hide his disappointment.