I Guess He Rubbed Him the *Right* Way

From Miami New Times:

The male escort hired by anti-gay activist George Alan Rekers has told Miami New Times the Baptist minister is a homosexual who paid him to provide body rubs once a day in the nude, during their ten-day vacation in Europe.

Rekers allegedly named his favorite maneuver the “long stroke” — a complicated caress “across his penis, thigh… and his anus over the butt cheeks,” as the escort puts it. “Rekers liked to be rubbed down there,” he says.

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In his first interview since New Times broke the story Tuesday, the 20-year-old escort, who prefers to go by the name Lucien [a/k/a Geo a/k/a Jo-Vanni Roman], contradicts Rekers’s contentions that he hired the escort to help carry his luggage and that he was trying to save the soul of a lost sinner.

Although Rekers does have physical ailments that make it difficult for him to haul suitcases, Lucien wasn’t hired to carry luggage on their European vacation, the escort says.

“It’s a situation where he’s going against homosexuality when he is a homosexual,” Lucien says. (When New Times called seeking comment, Rekers had turned his phone off. An email was not returned. He has termed the New Times article “slanderous” on his website.)


Lucien decided to speak out after a heart-to-heart with a friend, Michael, who alerted him to the grim realities of his client’s anti-gay activities. Lucien, who had originally declined to speak about the trip, now says he can do little good by protecting his erstwhile, fundamentalist client.

In the past 24 hours, Rekers, a board member at the National Association for Research & Therapy of Homosexuality (NARTH) and cofounder of the Family Research Council, has claimed he took Lucien to Europe to inspire him to accept Jesus into his heart and renounce his homosexuality.

Lucien now offers Rekers a counterproposal: “In all honesty, he should disassociate himself from these [anti-gay] groups.”


WASHINGTON — Another anti-gay activist, another homosexual sex scandal.

Same-sex rights proponents in the United States were revelling in the news Wednesday that George Rekers, a prominent Christian scholar and “gay cure” crusader, hired a male prostitute for a 10-day European jaunt.


The story is travelling like wildfire through the blogosphere, where Rekers is being accused of hypocrisy as the latest anti-gay public figure in the United States to become ensnared in a homosexual sex scandal.

What’s particularly compelling about this scandal, said Patrick Connors, who blogs about gay issues for SF Weekly in San Francisco, is the fact that Rekers has spent much of his career espousing the belief that homosexuals can be cured of their sexual orientation.

“Scandals like these are helpful because there are a lot of people who are easy to manipulate in this country,” Connors said in an interview Wednesday.

“And the more these kinds of scandals erupt, the harder it will be for them to be able to get away with their brand of chicanery.”

Rekers is the co-founder of the conservative Christian group Family Research Council and once testified in a Florida court case that adoption by gay parents would be damaging to the children.

In a piece he wrote for the St. Thomas Law Review, he compared gay foster or adoptive parents to drug addicts, terrorists and pedophiles.

He joins a long list of those on the religious and political right in the United States who have decried homosexuality or voted against civil rights for gays and lesbians only to become embroiled in a gay sex scandal.

In November 2006, tele-evangelist Ted Haggard, 53, resigned as the head of the National Association of Evangelicals after admitting “sexual immorality” and methamphetamine use. He entered extensive counselling following a male prostitute’s allegations that he was paid to have sex and do drugs with Haggard for three years.

Also in 2006, Republican congressman Mark Foley resigned in disgrace after news broke that he’d sent raunchy messages and e-mails for more than 10 years to teenaged boys in the congressional page program. Foley was one of the leading opponents of child pornography in the U.S. House of Representatives.

Republican Sen. Larry Craig also resigned in 2007 after soliciting sex from an undercover police officer in an airport bathroom. He had twice voted against adding the words “sexual orientation” to federal hate crimes laws, and also pushed to give states the right to refuse to recognize same-sex marriage.

“I am not gay, I don’t do these kinds of things,” Craig famously said as the scandal emerged.

More recently, Republican Roy Ashburn, 55, a California senator from the conservative community of Bakersfield, admitted in March that he was gay after being arrested on drunk driving charges behind the wheel of his state car. He was apparently driving home from the Miss Gay Latina Sacramento pageant at a gay club in the city.

The divorced father of four frequently voted against gay rights legislation in California.


Many of the men who have been involved in such scandals are over 50, and grew up in an era where there was still a stigma attached to being gay, Connors said.

“There’s certainly generational complications, but there’s also a great deal of religious conflict within the psyches of these people — their churches have told them it’s sinful and it’s wrong,” he said.

“But just as interesting is the financial enticement for a guy like Rekers who has participated in an industry — the ex-gay movement — that makes him money and is becoming more organized.

Several different pro-family groups are working together on such programs, Connors noted.

“They’re promoting the idea that you don’t have to be gay, because if you aren’t gay, you can get married, you won’t be discriminated against — they’re pushing this message that homosexuality is a choice, and some people are vulnerable to it.”


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31 responses to “I Guess He Rubbed Him the *Right* Way

  1. Sue

    the”long stroke”… OMG, I think I’m gonna throw up… Can these hypocrites get any sicker? I’m not saying gay people are sick, I’m saying these gay closeted sick old bastards are a disgrace to the human race.

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  3. writechic

    Oh. My. God. Well, good for Rent Boy dishing the dirt. Hypocrites oughta be exposed (not literally, eww).

  4. First tea bagging, now the long stroke–thanks to conservatives, I’m learning more about gay sex practices than I thought possible.

  5. That first paragraph was too much information of creepy behavior. Unless the rent-a-boy goes on AC and gets into rough trading. These tumescent boys should try the breast stroke for a while. You couldn’t have picked a better poster for this. Excellent!

    • i actually looked for a greystoke poster first, but the pic on the cover just didn’t work. i thought this one worked well enough, especially because it made me giggle, thinking that it would be a pretty damned funny sitcom. 😆

  6. Joanaroo

    Ugh! Just read in that Miami New Times article that Georgie Boy had adopted a 16- year-old boy (who is now Lucien’s age) and has had numerous foster children live with him over the years. For as twisted as this guy is, maybe a little investigating is called for. I had the nauseating thought of will one of those children break with an allegation of molestation. I have no problem with gay adoption. This guy has misrepresented himself for decades and HE’s the one I have the problem with.

    • oy vey! i hope for the sake of those kids that he wasn’t getting his jollies with any of them. he seems to like guys who are slight and look young.

  7. I’m waiting for Rekers to sue Lucien for violating prostitute-client privilege.

    • i think there was some kind of contract that lucien had to sign. why would someone have someone else sign a non-disclosure contract if all they were supposed to do is schlep luggage?

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