Yertle to Little Randy: STFU!

From Top of the Ticket at the Los Angeles Times:

The continuing implosion, better known as Rand Paul’s post primary campaign, will be taking a break from self-immolation it appears.Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell is telling fellow Kentuckian Paul to shut his pie hole.

“I think he’s said quite enough for the time being in terms of national press coverage,” McConnell told CNN’s John King on Tuesday.

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McConnell is said to be one of the people who successfully convinced Paul to abort a scheduled appearance on “Meet the Press” Sunday following a string of interviews that kindly could be called Hindenburg-like.

Scoring a rare political hat trick in just a matter of days, Paul criticized the Civil Rights Act, the Americans with Disabilities Act, and in the height of the gulf oil disaster, even stood up for BP.


His less-than-stellar performance led left-leaning political pundits and comedians to mention him alongside their favorite target.

“It’s like Sarah Palin made it through medical school,” Bill Maher said of Rand, an opthamologist.

Still despite the herculean miscues, McConnell predicted Rand could win Kentucky’s Senate seat.

“According to the polls that came out after the primary, he has a 25-point lead going into the general election.Β  He’s in a very good position to put this Senate race in Kentucky in Republican hands.”

That is, McConnell says, if Paul keeps it local.Β  “My advice to him would be to speak to the people who are going to be actually voting in this election,” he said.

Well, Paul appears to be doing that.Β  Wearing doctors’ scrubs, Paul made his first appearance Tuesday since the trifecta at a local Lions Club in Bowling Green.


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21 responses to “Yertle to Little Randy: STFU!

  1. writechic

    Abort. Abort. Abort. McConnell’s reaction is hysterical, but Dr. Paul will be legislating for the whole nation. His ass should be on the national stage.

    • yertle doesn’t think little randy should be trusted to speak, but he thinks he’d make a good senator? πŸ˜•

      • writechic

        Yertle wants the (R)….the (r)and is incidental.

        • very true. it’s quantity, not quality that counts. and you wanna hear something hilarious? the libertarians in kentucky are thinking about running someone against little randy, because they think that he’s made a fool of himself, and, in turn, of them. πŸ˜†

          • writechic

            Serves ’em right!

            • i bet yertle is beginning to regret pushing jim beanball bunning out of the senate. he thought he was going to have trey grayson in his pocket, and instead he got a loose cannon (not that yertle would ever look like he’s got a cannon in his pocket).

  2. “not that yertle would ever look like he’s got a cannon in his pocket.”

    Bob Dole is more likely to have a cann0n in his pocket. How long has he been advertising Viagra?

  3. Oh! The McConnell bitch slap, so early in the game- that’s got to sting.

  4. Now that he’s the leading contender in the fruitcake zone, he need to sign up for the speaking tours and rake in the big bucks preaching to the choir, free of reporters and cameras. What does he think? How much you got? The Princess made a big deal recently in Kentucky of how god protected the event from reporters and the evil minions from TV. She could give him lessons! (and that kiss-of -death endorsment)

  5. Joanaroo

    I love that saying Shut yer pie hole! Rand should’ve been on Meet The Press because I’d love to see him make an ass out of himself on there. He’s such a turdhead. People really don’t graduate from medical school who are this stupid do they?

    • when i was on jury duty for an extended period of time, i was gobsmacked at how stupid people who have graduated law school and passed the bar can be. little randy might be an idiot savant when it comes to eyeballs, but that doesn’t mean he has an ounce of common sense.

  6. the media wont let him shut the piehole and rand obviously loves the attention.

    why dont we plug the oil leak with rand

  7. Joanaroo

    BP tried putting Rand in there, but he’s such an airhead, he blew back out. Boner started turning the mud and oil TOO orange so they had to stop. And the rest of the GOPers and Tea Partiers they tried were making the oil TOO greasy!

    • maybe they should try throwing princess sarah in, along with all the clothes she got from the rnc. all those schmattas should plug up a lot.

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