They’ve Already Infiltrated the Infantry!

From POLITICAL CORRECTION (June 25, 2010):

Speaking on the House floor last night, Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) continued his assault on common sense by making the generally nonsensical claim that terrorists were recruiting pregnant women in order for them to have U.S.-born children who would, several decades from now, attack the United States and “destroy our way of life.”  Gohmert made the comments while discussing border security and Arizona’s controversial new immigration law.

Gohmert: I talked to a retired FBI agent who said that one of the things they were looking at were terrorist cells overseas who had figured out how to game our system.  And it appeared they would have young women, who became pregnant, would get them into the United States to have a baby.  They wouldn’t even have to pay anything for the baby.  And then they would turn back where they could be raised and coddled as future terrorists.  And then one day, twenty…thirty years down the road, they can be sent in to help destroy our way of life.  ‘Cause they figured out how stupid we are being in this country to allow our enemies to game our system, hurt our economy, get setup in a position to destroy our way of life.

Original DVD cover
Hmmm, that little guy in the middle looks suspiciously like Senator Al Franken.

It’s likely that Gohmert is using an entirely concocted scenario to foment fear and drive the message — particularly popular among nativist elements — that birthright citizenship guaranteed under the Fourteenth Amendment poses an existential threat to national security.  Alluding to the threat of terrorism is not new for Gohmert.  For instance, he suggested last November that Democrats wanted another terrorist attack on New York City as a way to advance a jobs bill.  During the health care debate, he also made the outlandish claim that Democrats are more willing to negotiate with terrorists than with Republicans.


From the New York DAILY NEWS:

Gohmert also decried the federal government’s response to state actions against illegal immigration.

The Obama administration recently announced that they will file a lawsuit to strike down Arizona’s tough new immigration law.

Arizona may also introduce new legislation that targets “anchor babies” – a term for children of illegal immigrants.

The Texas Republican thinks these babies may destroy us in the end.

“They figured out how stupid we are being in this country to allow our enemies to game our system,” Gohmert said. “We won’t do anything about it we’ll even sue a state that tries to do something about it.”

If you find yourself near any pregnant women who don’t look ‘Merikun enough, beware. That’s not a baby, it’s a ticking…or rather, kicking timebomb!


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29 responses to “They’ve Already Infiltrated the Infantry!

  1. MNLatteLiberal

    Hakuna matata, GOP biatches. We also have the technology to make babies that will vote your sorry Rethug asses out of office. Pro-choice yet?

    You know, the whole thing sounds like a Colbert Show Steven’s Man-seed commercial. If it weren’t Gohmert’s Pile (yeah, I’m waiting for you to do that one too, nonnie :)), I’d dismiss the whole thing as a homage to Dr. Strangelove’s precious bodily fluids.

    Can someone get Gohmert a Palin-like book deal, but without the ghost writer? I really want to read everything this man believes. He’s been a constant source of popcorn eating entertainment, better than Bachmann herself in this household. (That’s ’cause with Michele we have to deal with the consequences of the lunacy, whereas Louie-Louie comes without any guilt or consequences).

    ~ Latte, prolific tonight (fair warning)

    • gohmert’s pile? i never thought of that. oh wait. check out the title! 😉

      it really does sound like a colbert conspiracy theory. how scary is it that thousands of people vote for this imbecile? and how much scarier is it that this lunatic was once a judge? an appellate judge at that. 🙄 instead of a book deal, i’d like to see louie and michele in a zany sitcom along with a couple of their friends.

      • MNLatteLiberal

        I shoulda coulda woulda known that you’d already done all the obvious ones. And yeah, I remember the zany sitcom poster, and so do hundreds, if not thousands of Minnesotans who got to pose in front of it.

        ~ Latte

        PS: I don’t know how to embed videos. When I googled, the java applet looks way too complicated vs the link. I have a hunch there might be a shortcut, but I do not know it. I am an old fart; why, back when when I was your age, we didn’t have us any fancy-shmancy internets. All we did was Usenet and emails and we liked it! LMAO.

        So, if you can provide a link on simple how to embedding, I shall learn.

        • MNLatteLiberal


          • embedding a youtube video is the easiest thing in the world, latte. you’ll love this, because you don’t have to worry about coding anything. just go to youtube, find the video you want, and look beneath the video on the right. you’ll see a button that says embed. click on that, and a window will appear with the text highlighted in blue. that’s your embed code. just copy it and paste it over here, and voila! instant video! there are some videos that don’t allow embedding, so there won’t be a little button that says embed. those you have to link to.

  2. writechic

    Crazy is like the new sane. 😯

  3. Joanaroo

    I love that DVD cover and the They’ve got WMDs in their diapers! LMAO! Sadly enough, what babies REALLY have in their diapers qualifies as a WMD – Widdle Malodorous Device! P.U.! And as for Gohmert, the man has completely lost all semblance of brain, replaced by a Warped Mental Device. So humorous but so sad. After today’s SCOTUS ruling on Second Amendment rights I think we have every reason to worry about mentally-ill psychotics having the right to carry guns in any state – and that’s just the GOPers that have them!

    • MNLatteLiberal

      I love the “death to America” teddy bear! It hearkens back to the Mad TV skit . Very cute.

      ~ L

      • MNLatteLiberal

        i don’t what’s going on, but for some reason most of my links misfire when I tag them in html. And the page source code does not show the url at all. Pretty weird. Hmmm

        Here’s the url:

        Here’s my 2nd attempt to link it.

        • i keep telling you not to be shy, latte. just embed the videos. so much easier than embedding codes.

          p.s. glad you liked the teddy bear. do you think they’ll start selling them at vermont teddy bear in time for xmas?

    • thanks joanaroo! 🙂 i had a little fun with this cover, though it killed me to do that to cute little babies. 😦

      gohmert is just plain nuts. other rethugs say stupid stuff just to pander to their idiot base, but i think louie is a true believer of all the bs he spews. by the way, if you had to imagine what someone named louie gohmert might look like, wouldn’t you come up with exactly what he does look like?

      • writechic

        But the babies are funny. 😀

        I had that Osama spin and speak toy, only it had a string to pull and a bee in the middle. J is for Jihad. 🙂

        • i told the babies that it was all just dress-up and make-believe, and i gave them ice cream afterward. they were just bored, and a couple of them got a little cranky, but they were probably teething.

          you should put that sit n spin on ebay. they don’t make the osama ones anymore, and i bet you could get a lot of money from a collector. just make sure the state department doesn’t know about the transaction, because who know who the collectors might be. 😯

  4. Usnthem

    Tim McVeigh would be proud of such foresight.

    • hello usnthem,

      long time, no see 😀

      i was going to try to fit in a timothy mcveigh reference, like a copy of the turner diaries, but it’s supposed to be from louie’s perspective, and he’d probably think that’s a swell book to read to children. i don’t think louie thinks anyone who’s white and christian could really be a terrorist.

      • Usnthem


        It’s also amusing that Louie is from Texas.
        You know, that state where Joseph Stack flew his plane into an IRS building?
        And Louie is in Washington making this plea? Wouldn’t that be where James von Brunn attacked the Holocaust museum?

        “Texas — It’s like a whole other country.”

  5. Goehmert has now identified two amendments to the U.S. Constitution that he thinks should be repealed. First it was the 17th, which allowed direct election of U.S. Senators. Now it’s the 14th, which states that anyone born in the coutnry is a citizen. So much for the Tea Partiers “respecting the Constitution!”

  6. You need to understand how it is in east Texas. It’s humid, hot, the people are ignert, and the most popular social activity is fearing god. Just witness what happened when the Princess showed up at the Oil Palace in Tyler, a magnificent monument built buy two convicted swindlers, why she hit hyper-blather instantly, not able to construct a simple sentence! These folks think Red Dawn is a documentary and consider Manchurian Candidate to be the best film ever made when, in fact, it may be the worst. Best to tune into Fox for the season premier of Gohmert Pile STFU when he teams up with hyperpsyco Faulkner and the make BinLadin squeal like a pig!

    • i would have thought that they thought red dawn was a dishwashing detergent for commies. after all, the teabaggers were all set to boycott proctor & gamble and dawn products to protest msnbc airing tweety’s ‘the rise of the new right.’ dick armey didn’t like the show, so he rounded up his freedomworks sheep and told them that greasy dishes are a sign of patriotism.

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