Since the dawn of electronics, patriotic conservatives have longed to possess email addresses under the domain “Reagan.com.” At long last, Ronald Reagan‘s eldest son, Michael, has made these addresses available… for $34.95 a year. Because “free” services are liberal.
How does Michael Reagan justify charging 35 bucks for email addresses, which are known to be very free on the Internet nowadays? Well, most of those free web-based email companies give money to liberals, like Nancy Pelosi and the traitor Barack Obama! This is literally the reasoning behind his scam:
“People who believe in true Reagan Conservative Values are unwittingly supporting the Obama, Pelosi and Reid liberal agenda! What do I mean? Well, every time you use your email from companies like Google, AOL, Yahoo, Hotmail, Apple and others, you are helping the liberals. These companies are, and will continue, to be huge supporters financially and with technology of those that are hurting our country.”
“Is that where you want your money to go? I didn’t so I changed things,” he continues. “I came up with the very first conservative email service provider. You now can put your name next to the name of the Greatest Conservative of all, my father Ronald Reagan.”
Oh, and the price will go up in a couple of days. But you’ll get a free DVD of a famous Reagan speech! It’s probably available for free on YouTube, but remember: all that YouTube money is liberal!
(Video at GAWKER link)
25 responses to “You’ve Got Mail…Blessed By Saint Ronnie!”
whew! had to knock this one out in 45 minutes! weekends are crazy here lately.
Wonder if Juniorisafuckstick@Reagan.com is available.
I emailed it with my liberal Google account, and it was undeliverable.
😆 i expect twitter to be abuzz with all kinds of email account names. i wonder if nancyblowjob is taken.
That reminds me. Almost thirty years ago in California, one of the hipper bumper stickers was “Jane Wyman was right.” She dumped Ronnie.
i read jane wyman dumped st. ronnie, because she found him boring. i agree with the bumper sticker.
I’m surprised it was undeliverable. I though Dumbya had it.
😆 or maybe poppy bush! he always liked jebby more.
So THAT’S how Nancy wielded so much power! Lips service. An oral history.
you didn’t know about that? i’ve written of it before. it’s one of my favorite nancy reagan stories, along with how she was knocked up when she and st. ronnie got married.
I probably didn’t make the connection since the last thing I ever wanna think about is Nancy Reagan in a sexual context. I hear bones rattling. Willies. 😯
I may have known about preggers before marriage. I read Patty Davis’ bio a bazillion years ago.
i love how they hold up the reagans as the ideal of family values. a divorce, nancy blowjob, a pregnancy before marriage, a daughter posing for playboy. let’s face it, they’re the palins from a slightly better trailer park.
Just like all of the other family values Rethuglicans who scream about freedom and liberty but want to legislate our personal lives.
maybe the rethugs should change their logo to a hippopotamus. he could be the hypocrisy hippo.
LOL, for about $50 a year you can get your very own domain name, website host and unlimited email addresses. No stupid Nom de Ronnie attached. And we wonder why the economy is a mess. Look at the people who are running it!
little mikey can’t hold a job, so he figures out ways to use his father’s name in order to make money. he doesn’t give a damn about the country. he just can’t stand that he’s a nobody and will never be as famous as his father. i would feel sorry for him if he wasn’t such a douchebag.
It’s pretty strange people have such short memories re Ronnie Headrest. He started this whole deregulation mess (one of his pillars schemes)….
Yes Uncle Ron got that circus going & look how well it turned out! His legacies include: Plastic Government cheese, declaring Ketchup is a vegetable, and most ironic him saying he did not recall when & when he knew re the Iran Contra arms for hostages debacle- only later to be diagnosed w Alzheimer’s.
There is an entire book dedicated to him–
“There he goes again…. Reagan’s Reign of error.”
A collection of the gaffes of Ronald Reagan.
Fills an entire book!
Jackass @ Ronaldreagan.com
plus he was a really crappy actor!
Now be fair! The scene in Working Her Way Through College where he plays the professor who drinks that big glass full of soothing syrup that the colored maid handed him was very funny. But I was annoyed when he replaced the Old Timer on Death Valley Days. He would do those ad spots to show that Boraxo really gets your hands clean, the only thing we ever agreed on. The boy (whom I’ve never heard of) seems to be practicing some sort of political simony. Hell, charge them $500, what are they, liberal pussies? And while on the subject, don’t forget Kitty Kellys riveting account of Old Blue Eyes, while attending a WH function, bending Nancy over the grand piano and offering her a foot of Italian sausage.
i had to google simony to see what it meant. “political simony” is perfect! that’s exactly what it is.
I wonder if Mikey already reserverd DaddymynameisMikey@reagan.com? I remember reading that then Gov. Reagan was an invited speaker to Mike’s private school function, or graduation, or something, and as he went through the line of students, he introduced himself and asked the students their names, including his own son.
The personality cult, adulation and worship of this mediocre actor, horrible politician and plainly one of th worst presidents ever makes for fun fodder but on a more serious level is just freakishly sickening.
this is from booknotes:
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And the Rethugs want to put old Stoneface on Mount Rushmore. Maybe some of the money from this will go for that. I always knew King Ronnie was hard-headed. I’m still waiting for the Rethugs to dig him up and run him for office on a technicality – dead. email@example.com firstname.lastname@example.org email@example.com
i’m sure every penny is going into little mikey’s pocket. maybe he feels like he’s getting back at the old man for liking his new family better.