We continue with nominations for the Mock, Paper, Scissors–Hysterical Raisins 1st Semi-Regular Macaca Awards.
(Image courtesy of Tengrain)
Tonight’s category is Outstanding Achievement in Race Baiting, and the nominees are:
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Mark Williams–who can forget Mark’s letter to Abe Lincoln from “Colored People?”
We Colored People have taken a vote and decided that we don’t cotton to that whole emancipation thing. Freedom means having to work for real, think for ourselves, and take consequences along with the rewards. That is just far too much to ask of us Colored People and we demand that it stop!
When you’re too racist for the Tea Party, you’re really a racist!
Dr. Laura Schlessinger—N-word, N-word, N-word, N-word, N-word, N-word, N-word, N-word, N-word, N-word,!
Glenn Beck–who thinks President Obama has a “deep-seated hatred of white people” and who declared that African-Americans are bogarting the civil rights movement. Even Cokie Roberts thinks he’s an imbecile.
Sharron Angle–I don’t know why an Asian-American would pick on Hispanics so much.
Rand Paul–he’s not racist, he just hates the Civil Rights Act.
Haley Barbour–Governor of Mississippi and the Barbour of Incivility has a remarkable ability to put his foot in his mouth for such a portly man. First, in defense of Virginia Governor Bob McDonnell totally ignoring slavery when he was celebrating Confederate History Month, Haley declared that slavery was bad, but the fuss over ignoring it “doesn’t amount to diddly.” As his second act, he tried to rewrite his own history, as well as that of race and the South.
Let’s have a round of applause for our nominees.
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