We continue with nominations for the Mock, Paper, Scissors–Hysterical Raisins 1st Semi-Regular Macaca Awards.
(Image courtesy of Tengrain)
Tonight’s category is Outstanding Achievement in Promoting Propaganda Thinly Veiled as Journalism, and the nominees are:
Michelle Malkin–who will be dressing up as a cop for Halloween this year.
Glenn Beck–a hack bought and paid for by the Koch Brothers and the Chamber of Commerce (and anyone else who’ll give him a dime).
Megyn Kelly–the charm of Nancy Grace and the subtlety of Father Coughlin.
Peggy Noonan–aka Peggington Noonington, even if only because she keeps fluttering her eyelids in that affected way and being a phony-ass bitch, just like my ex-sister-in-law.
Sean Hannity–for propagandizing and trying to make a profit at the same time.
Rupert Murdoch–not only is Uncle Rupie the ringmaster for his unfair and unbalanced circuses of horrors he calls Fox News and the Wall Street Journal, but he has no qualms about making huge donations to the Chamber of Commerce and the Republican Governors Association.
Let’s have a round of applause for our nominees.
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