I don’t know about you, kids, but I’ve been so worried about those
xwingnutsx Republicans who didn’t win their elections. What will they do now? After all, Fox News only has so many job slot they can fill. Well, you know me. I’m always here to help out the Rethugs in their time of need.
My heart broke, broke I tell ya!, when I saw Queen Meg Whitman’s reaction to losing her bid to be California’s governor to Jerry Brown. I think it’s important for her to stay busy, so I say Put on your new maid‘s uniform, and mop up those tears, Nutmeg! Maybe she can earn back some of that $160 mil she wasted.
Someone else I’ve been worrying about is Carly Fiorina. Sure, she’s rich, but while money can buy you a good haircut, it can’t buy you love, or a Senate seat. While Barbara Boxer is in D.C. doing some legislatin’, I think it’s only fair that Carly tend to her demon sheep.
Just a reminder to Sharron Angle that there are plenty of jobs available, so there’s no need to be one of those spoiled unemployed people now that you failed miserably to dethrone Harry Reid in Nevada. I think Sharron should take advantage of your Asian heritage and get a job as a waitress at any number of ethnic restaurants. Hey, if they need someone to make lemonade, she’s a shoo-in!
I heard that Carl Paladino is a big baseball fan. Well, you may be a Rethuglican/Tea Party All-Star, but it will be Andrew Cuomo who’ll be sitting in the big boy’s seat in Albany. I think you need to get some of your aggression out with some physical exercise, so I’ve lined up a job as a bat
shitboy for you.
Finally, Little Christine Can’t Touch This O’Donnell. I have to admit, this was a toughie. Little Prissy Chrissie doesn’t really have any job experience in anything worthwhile, but I think I’ve finally found something that suits her. Since she seems to be interested in science, while Chris Coons will be senatoratin’ for Delaware, Chrissie I Put the Christ in Christine O’Donnell will be working in a quality-control lab.
I don’t know about you, kids, but I’ll sleep better knowing that we no longer have to worry about these