When Cindy Lou McCain isn’t flip-flopping on DADT in order to not make a fool of her hubby, Captain Underpants (note to Cindy Lou: It’s too late!), she’s busy stealing recipes from famed terrorist Rachael Ray, and baking cookies for Capt. U and his little friends, Lindseypoo and Joe McLiebercain…
She fires up that Easy Bake Oven, and there’s no stopping her!
Of course, Cindy Lou isn’t the only one who’s cooking up some half-baked cookies. We already saw Little Jebbie’s Nutty Bars the other day,…
…but did you know that Michele Batshit Bachmann has her own version?
I bet she serves hers with tea when she has friends like Orly Taitz over!
Let’s just hope they were really careful when they were picking out ingredients.
I know they don’t need E. coli to give me a stomachache!