Continuing with our drink selections. If you aren’t a fan of Dr. Pepper, like Princess Sarah Palin,…
…have no fear, Raisinettes, there are plenty of other options.
For example, you can take the
Nestea Nastea Plunge. People like Mike Pence, Batshit Michele Bachmann, Little Eric Token Cantor, John Boohoo Boehner, and Steve Chicken-a-la King say no to everything, but even they can’t resist all this hateful refreshment!
Perhaps you’d like something just a wee bit stronger. Cindy Lou McCain would tell you that this Bud’s for you!
Little Eric Token Cantor, Paul Helmet Hair Ryan, and Boohoo John Boehner would agree. Even if you’re on a budget!
However, if you’re a Communist, Socialist, Fascist, Kenyan-born elitist like Obama and me, I think this is more up your alley.
Hey! Chimpy’s not around, so let’s break out the pretzels! Cheers!