Boohoo Boehner is Just Cluckin’ Around

From The Caucus at The New York Times:

The soon-to-be House speaker, John A. Boehner, said that he took a breath before he chose to describe the Democrats’ decision to vote to extend tax cuts for all but wealthy Americans. And the phrasing he came up with? “Chicken crap.”

Ummmm, Boohoo, with your complexion, shouldn’t that be roasted chicken crap?

When asked if Democrats were working in good faith by voting on a tax plan that Senate Republicans were certain to reject at a time when White House and Congressional officials were trying to hammer out a behind-the-scenes-deal, Mr. Boehner said: “This maneuver going on today as — as chicken crap, all right? But this is nonsense! All right? The election was one month ago. We’re 23 months from the next election, and the political games have already started.”


And when asked how he might respond to President Obama’s debt-reduction plan, should the bipartisan proposal obtain the necessary 14 votes for a Congressional vote, Mr. Boehner responded, somewhat inexplicably, “If ands-and-buts were candy-and-nuts, every day would be Christmas.”

Did he say Christmas? That reminds me of another tax Boohoo Bronzo the Clown was boohooing about almost a year ago…

To the tune of O Tannenbaum (O Christmas Tree):


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33 responses to “Boohoo Boehner is Just Cluckin’ Around

  1. Oh my dear Nonnie…that is a most wonderful rendering of Johnny and I adore your version of O Tannenbaum. 😉

  2. jean-philippe

    That a perfect orange on that chicken… you’re a great cook…

    Thanks for making me smile… I can use that today… 🙂

    • i just took it out of the oven, j-p. i read what boohoo bronzo the clown (my new name for him, do you like it?) said, and i couldn’t resist the urge to do a little photoshopping. now i’m kicking myself. damn hand! 😡 it was worth it, though, if it cheered you up! 😀

  3. Chicken crap? That’s all he’s got? If he’s gonna walk around looking like Rep. L’Orange, he shouldn’t be crying fowl. 😉

  4. Thank you, Nonnie. I’ll never eat roast turkey again.

  5. Sue

    You always make me laugh out loud! Bonehead is full of hot air and chicken fat! All revenue bills start in the House, he is showing the country just what a moron he really is… UGH!

    • i wonder how thrilled the rethugs are going to be with boohoo bronzo the clown as slurrer of the house (you can thank rastamick for that title! 😆 ). he’ll be on camera a lot, and there’s nothing about him that’s appealing.

  6. jeb

    Let’s not pick on poor Boo-Hoo. Those will be sincere tears he cries (as opposed to the crocodile kind) when his rich buddies can’t get their well deserved tax break on the backs of the middle class.

    • you don’t think his rich buddies will get their tax cuts? if i had to put money on it, i don’t think i’d bet against it.

      • jeb

        No, I misspoke, they’ll get them but it just galls him that the Congress voted against it. Of course the Rethugs in the Senate will obstruct and stall because God knows the richest in this country shouldn’t pay taxes.

        • no worries, jeb. i bet boohoo bronzo the clown will whine every time he doesn’t get his own way. he needs to man up and put on his big boy pants. being slurrer speaker of the house isn’t a bake-off!

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  8. Lovely. But, honey, I think you’ve got the head at the wrong end.

    • hello murr brewster,

      welcome to the raisin! 😀

      your comment made me giggle. i had to check, and i did get it correct. if you could turn the chicken around, you’d see that mitch yertle mcconnell is at the other end. 😉

      p.s. you have one of the coolest names i’ve ever heard.

      • lol – you mean the Chins is really the pupic (didnt you grandmother call that the pupic – mine did. must be yiddish for Mcconellisanass)

        i wonder how much poison our new Agent Orange will start spewing in Jan

        • my grandma did call it the pupic! 😆 i hadn’t thought of that in years, so thank you for making me think of my wonderful grandma, dcAp! 😀

          agent orange–that’s perfect!! 😆

  9. the loon

    boohoo bronzo thinks he’s slick
    but i see that he’s a chick
    that’s full of sh*t
    o tanning bed
    you’ve glazed a prick
    now turn up the lights
    and broil t(his) dick!

  10. One of the secrets to a fine Jerk Chicken is in the presentation, IMO.


  11. That non debonered chicken is something else. We could teach it to dance to go along with the tricks it can already do like doing shots and smoking. We could tour it around down south and get folks to pay four bits to see it!