From VANITY FAIR:
The race for the absolute top-spot in Republican fundraising is heating up this week, as contenders for the Republican National Committee chairmanship seem more eager than ever to oust the organization’s current head, Michael Steele. Yesterday, at a debate organized by a Tea Party group, four likely contenders for the chair denounced Steele’s spotty record of fiscal and fundraising mismanagement. While it remains to be seen whether Steele will seek a second term, many of his presumptive adversaries have already formally declared their intentions to depose him.
I don’t know about you, kids, but I think Michael Phathead Steele should run again and should be reelected. Why? Glad you asked. For one thing, nobody can rock a Carmen Miranda hat like Phathead…
The Rethuglicans are always trying to reach out to the Hispanic population, and how could they not love that?
Besides, just ask Michele Batshit Bachmann–Phathead be da man!
He’s all geared up to deal with bull!
Not to mention that he’s already got the headware…
And don’t forget that he’s promised to be good…
Other Rethugs, such as Lamar Alexander, have schooled Phathead on what he should and shouldn’t be doing, so why start with someone new?
Original illustration (by Frances Tipton Hunter)
The best reason for keeping him, though, is that he knows all the best places to go!
Original DVD cover