Food for Thought: Fast Food Edition

How much more American can you get than fast food?  Just don’t have to get all bent out of shape over condiments like Laura Ingraham, Sean Hannity, and Mark Steyn do…

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Food for Thought: Hey Big Boy!

Well, kids, we’ve been focusing on food, but how about fast food?  What’s your favorite place?  Bob’s Big Boy, perhaps?

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If they had that statue of St. Ronnie at Big Boy, I bet all the Rethugs would be eating there!  If it gets too crowded, though, maybe they should consider rolling out this version…

Food for Thought: Have Another Drink Edition

Continuing with our drink selections.  If you aren’t a fan of Dr. Pepper, like Princess Sarah Palin,…

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…have no fear, Raisinettes, there are plenty of other options.

Food for Thought: Have a Drink Edition

We covered lots of food here lately, but we need something to wash all that stuff down.  If you don’t want to choke, you can count on prayer…

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…but I suggest you have a drink.

Food for Thought: Cookie Monsters Edition

When Cindy Lou McCain isn’t flip-flopping on DADT in order to not make a fool of her hubby, Captain Underpants (note to Cindy Lou: It’s too late!), she’s busy stealing recipes from famed terrorist Rachael Ray, and baking cookies for Capt. U and his little friends, Lindseypoo and Joe McLiebercain…

Food for Thought: Candy Is Dandy, but Liquor May Be Required

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I said candy, not Condi!

Cereal Liars

I’m watching the Food Channel at the moment, so I thought we’d continue on with our exploration of Rethuglican cuisine.  I thought we could take a look at cereal.  After all, everyone loves cereal, just ask Mikey!

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I bet it tastes even better when topped with Chuckleberries.