Oh, kids, I don’t know what to do! Ronald Reagan continues to haunt me! Maybe I should see if there’s something on TV that will distract me.
😯 I’m changing the channel!
Looks like a commercial.
😯 What the hell is it with Republicans and their love of insurance companies? Forget the TV, maybe I’ll do some reading. I think I had a magazine around here somewhere.
😯 This is giving me heartburn. Let me see what I have in the medicine cabinet.
😯 I need to get out of the house!
To be continued…