Mitt Romney took time out from driving his numerous cars to try to remmber what his rock-solid convictions are when it comes to women’s rights. Good thing that his new BFF, Ron Paul
who is scared shitless that his worthless son, Rand, might move home if he doesn’t stay employed, was on hand to remind Mittsie that the conservative stance is that contraception is immoral.
Pete the Pup would have commented, but he was in a crate strapped atop one of Mittsie’s cars.
Meanwhile, Governor Bob McDonnell of Vagina…I mean, Virginia, was shocked, shocked I tell ya, that a transvaginal probe would actually be invasive. I don’t know where the hell other than a hoohah he thought it would go. He could have asked Darrell Issa about it, but Issa was too busy avoiding women who might want to talk about women’s stuff.
Newt Gingrich wasn’t available for comment, as he and his wife were too busy giving up things for Lent.
I find it quite ironic that men who are too embarrassed to even say the names of lady parts want to tell us what we can and can’t do with them.