A Grimm Tale of Spinning Straw Into a Bad Hair Weave

I was calling you-know-who Hairy Cheez Doodle, but I have changed my mind. He’s got a new name now.

From CNN:

Davenport, Iowa (CNN)Donald Trump, after hearing speeches at the Democratic convention this week, said Thursday he wanted to “hit a number of those speakers so hard, their heads would spin.”

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The Republican nominee zoomed in on one speaker especially, though he didn’t mention his name.
“I was going to hit one guy in particular, a very little guy,” Trump said to laughs at a campaign rally in Davenport, Iowa. “I was going to hit this guy so hard his head would spin, he wouldn’t know what the hell happened.”
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His campaign did not respond to a request asking to clarify who Trump was talking about.
Several speakers this week have gone after Trump in Philadelphia, including Michael Bloomberg. The former New York City mayor made a surprise endorsement over the weekend for Hillary Clinton, and described Trump in his DNC speech Wednesday night as a “dangerous demagogue.”
Democratic vice presidential nominee Tim Kaine also targeted Trump, mocking the businessman’s tendency to accentuate his promises with a plea of “believe me.”
…snip…
Trump recalled telling a friend this week that he wanted to retaliate against the people who slammed him at the convention, mentioning current New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio by name.
…snip…
Trump said his friend, who he labeled a “very great governor,” urged him to stay focused on attacking Clinton, not other Democrats….snip…
Ultimately, he said, he conceded and decided not to launch into verbal assaults against the Democrats.
“But every once in a while I still wake up, I say ‘boy, I wanna,'” Trump said, growling as he stopped himself from saying more. “Someday!”
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6 responses to “A Grimm Tale of Spinning Straw Into a Bad Hair Weave

  1. Trumpelthinskin–perfect! I’ll invite you to the group and page by the same name of Facebook if you aren’t a member/follower already.

    • I just saw the invite, Neon Vincent. I can’t believe there is a page named that. I thought I was so clever when I thought up the name last night. Oh well, great minds and all that… 😉

  2. Friend of the court

    “Spinning straw into a weave” LOL

  3. And his hit list keeps expanding nonnie. Parents of killed soldiers, environmentalists and so on and so on…

    • Hi cynical one with no equal!

      I just heard on the news that he refuses to back Eddie Munster….I mean, Paul Ryan and Capt. Underpants…I mean, John McCain in their reelection bids. He already gave props to Capt. U’s opponent on Twitter. I swear, there is not one testicle left in the Rethuglican party. You would think Trumpelthinskin was some brilliant charismatic man that has transfixed half the country and even those in power. Instead, he is a narcissistic selfish blowhard who is not smart and not interesting. The only thing he has going for him is that he appeals to the racism and sexism that runs deep in some of the white male population. He got away with dissing Mexicans, Capt. U, women, African-Americans (except for his personal one), and countless others. I think that attacking a Gold Star family might be the straw that broke the camel’s elephant’s back. I just hope that Trumpelthinskin takes the rest of the party that he now leads down the toilet with him. There is one Rethug rep in New Yawk who said he was going to vote for Hillary. His name is Richard Hanna. He had previously said he wouldn’t support Trumpelthinskin, but he said the attack on the Khans is what moved him to come out and say he is voting for Hillary. He is retiring after his term is up, so maybe that’s the reason he felt emboldened. I am still hoping that he is the first of many. Even if they don’t say in public that they are supporting her, I think a lot of elected Goopers will not hesitate to vote for her in the privacy of the voting booth. They know how dangerous Trumpelthinskin is, and they have to live here, too. Still, they should grow some balls and say it aloud.

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