Omigosh, Raisinettes! It’s here–the very first Raisin exclusive!!!! We’ve scooped all the major media outlets and got a letter from Donald Trump’s accountant! No need to get those pesky tax returns when we have proof like this. Behold:
If you need more proof, you silly skeptics, Mr. Bornstein, M.D…. I mean, C.P.A. included his picture. So there!