Kids, I’ll leave this here as a warning. You say you aren’t going to vote, because you don’t like your choices? You are going to vote, but you are one of those special little snowflakes who thinks voting third party is going to make a statement? Well, this is what you will be seeing in the Oval Office come January:
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Just think of it. The war between Melanoma…I mean, Melania and Lucretia…I mean, Ivanka over who gets to be First Lady. Then you have Donnie, Jr. and his little friend Pepe the Frog. Then there’s Eric the Elephant Killer who might start hunting citizens if going on safari is inconvenient. Tiffany will be there to babysit Barron, since it would be unseemly to have a nanny who is undocumented.
And, worse of all, there will be Donald Trumpelthinskin Trump.
I have no words.
HYSTERICAL RAISINS 
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So sorry, kids. I don’t know if Photobucket or WordPress changed something, but I no longer know how to link to a bigger version of the pic within the post itself. If anyone can help me out, it would be much appreciated. 🙂
“Then you have Donnie, Jr. and his little friend Pepe the Frog.”
Actually, it’s Eric that’s wearing Pepe in the picture–not that he doesn’t deserve to.
No, it’s Little Donnie wearing Pepe. By the way, i accidentally clicked on a Breitbart link, and you will never guess who they blame for linking Pepe with white supremacists. Waiting….If you guessed the Hillary campaign of the last election, you were correct! They say a Hillary staffer made the whole thing up.
Oops. And all this time I thought Donnie Jr. was the blonde one like his dad and Eric had the dark hair. Both of them still look like the villains from a 1980s high school comedy.
You scared me,Vince. I was being pretty careful. Of course, there are people (not me, of course, but many people) who are saying that Donnie Jr. and Eric the Elephant Killer resemble a couple of famous actors.
hilarious!
Thanks Loonie! ❤
Well said nonnie. A few months ago I didn’t think he had a chance, but the unimaginable now seems more and more possible as this insanity unfolds…
I’ve had a stomachache for days over this election, cynical one without equal. I really should stop watching the news, but it’s like trying to look away from a car wreck.
a car wreck in your lap,
day and night.
A car wreck that occurred in a falling rock zone. It’s a mess, I tell ya!
What is wrong with us as a nation to be in this position?
Shocking!!! They say Florida is split even. That means your vote could make the difference, nonnie!
Apples, you know that I am going to be out there voting my heart out. My limbs could be dangling from sinews, and I would still crawl to the polling place in order to vote. I still can’t believe so many people have been hoodwinked into voting for a megalomaniac who cares only for enriching himself and his evil spawn.
his voters admire and envy him. The log jammed congress opened the door for this fucking asshole, and here he is.
Opened the door and rolled out a red carpet (not sure if the carpet was red to begin with or if he was bleeding from his ears, from his whatever).
God help us all.
I’m not religious in the least, but I pray every day that there is a large silent majority that the press and the polls are ignoring. I read today that Hispanics are not being adequately accounted for in polls, because they are harder to reach. 60% do not have landlines, and that’s what pollsters use (except for Kellyanne Conway who uses a Ouija board or tea leaves or the dandruff in Trumpelthinskin’s dead beaver he wears on his head).
But I am with you, Elyse. May the big guy upstairs help us all.
I was never religious until the polls started narrowing 😏
Same here, Elyse. I’m becoming progressively religious with each “news” show. I am going to buy a habit tomorrow. And I’m Jewish!
😳 Just read what I wrote, and realized I made an error. I mean, I’m a sheriff!
Bwhahahahahahah!
Oh gee, lady you just keep me laughing my old ass off. Noonie you’d be a Jew with a habit- what habit that might be, I’m not sure. You know if you put on a habit you might have to answer to the pope and we sure can’t have that. I love your blog. Wish I had discovered it sooner.
Better late than never, PPL. Now that you’re an official Raisinette, you have plenty of time to peruse the old posts. 🙂
I am looking one by one and two by two. 🙂 You remind me of Helen (not of Troy though).
Regards, Yvonne
Well, you know I believe in God, and I’m a praying woman, and I pray without ceasing that trumpee and his trumpets get destroyed–lose by a landslide. I do believe there are many under represented people in the polls. Pollster call be all the time and I’ve never answered a poll in my life, neither has my sister, my husband or anybody else I know and we are all voting for Hillary. Keep sticking it to them Nonnie and I’ll keep praying! 🙂
The way people are polled has to change. Hardly anyone has landlines these days, and especially not young people. Online polls are crap, because they are freeped by one side or the other, and lots of people don’t have computers or smart phones. TV news polls are worthless, because they only reflect the positions of the viewers, Does anyone think Faux News has a lot of younger viewers or people of color? Add to that that some polls are pure crap, because the questions are designed to get a particular result (Remember Kellyanne the Liar is a pollster). Of course, the only poll that matters is the vote.
I’m a novice at this praying thing, but I will practice as much as I can. Can’t put the whole burden on you, Eleanor. ❤
I can smell their rotten souls thru the internet.
Uhoh, VillageMutt. 😮 Two comments in the same day? That means you are an official Raisinette now! See? It’s a lot easier than registering to vote in many states. 😦