So kids, did you watch the presidential debate at Hofstra University last night? In case you missed it, Donald Trumpelthinskin snorted, sniffed, drank, gesticulated and then snorted, sniffed, drank and gesticulated some more. And Hillary Clinton? Well, this is all you really need to know.
Seriously kids, I never said “Holy shit!” that many times in one day, and that includes when I was in labor for 14½ hours. The only thing more astounding than Orange Foolius’s performance was Kellyanne Conway’s explanation of how her boss was awesome. Then there was Chris Christie spinning so hard he almost threw up the whole pizza he devoured right before going on camera.
HYSTERICAL RAISINS 
lmao!
Not even good cuts of meat. Just the fat left over when they trimmed the cheap cuts.
hahahha I love it!!
Mostly the fat from rump roast and the worst parts of a pig.
Lester Holt should have told Trump to shut the f*ck up.
I’m thinking that it’s good Lester allowed him to be the asshole and bully he truly is. I didn’t think Holt did a bad job. He phrased some of the questions just right, so there was no question of what was true–for example, that Hairy Cheez Doodle supported the Iraq War.
He kept drinking water and wiping his upper lip with his finger. I think it was a distress signal for Hannity to save him. He’s such a baby man with his vienna sausage fingers.
Hello Crissy!
Welcome to the Raisin! 🙂
I think the Hairy Cheez Doodle and Little Marco could have a real pissing contest now, after all the water we’ve seen them both consume.
His hand was shaking, too, when he lifted the glass of water. I think the great diagnosticians who were able to figure out what was so horribly wrong with Hillary would agree that it must be Parkinson’s disease or maybe the DTs. Or, as Tonehenge over at Daily Kos opined:
i saw the shaking also! I wasn’t sure if it was the coke he sniffed prior or he was really scared the ass whooping he knew he was in for !
is it contagious? Lol. Sounds scary. Purell is gonna be happy about this!
He was shaking, because he’s a wuss who is scared to death of strong women. He’s a real big man when he’s talking to his buddies on Faux News, but the bully’s balls shrivel and retract into his abdomen when anyone confronts him.