The Art of the Squeal

There is much speculation about the tiny-handed Cuckwreck Orange’s choice for Secretary of State. Apparently, there are still lots of people in contention, including whackadoodle Rudy Giuliani, scary-ass John Bolton, Tennessee asshole Senator Bob Corker, and the latest beauty contestant, former Ford CEO Alan Mulally. Of course, the most talked-about possibility is Mitt Romney. Personally, I think Wisconsin weasel Reince Priebus was pushing Mittsie. I guess he figured that the administration needs at least one grown-up. However, curmudgeon and all-round piece of shit Newt Gingrich is against Mittsie (mostly because Mittsie is not Newtie), and the vile liar Kellyanne Conway hates his guts.


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Now, this is just my opinion, but I never thought Trumpelthinskin was serious about Mittsie as Secretary of State. There is no move to appease the more rational members of the GOP. I think Hair Fuhrer wants to humiliate someone who dared to speak ill of him. Remember what Mittsie said? From CNN:

On Trump’s business record:

“But you say, ‘Wait wait wait,’ isn’t he a huge business success? Doesn’t he know what he’s talking about? No he isn’t. And know he doesn’t. His bankruptcies have crushed small businesses and the men and women who worked for them. He inherited his business, he didn’t create it. And what ever happened to Trump Airlines? How about Trump University? And then there’s Trump Magazine and Trump Vodka and Trump Steaks and Trump Mortgage. A business genius he is not.”

On Trump’s foreign policy credentials:

“Donald Trump tells us that he is very, very smart. I’m afraid that when it comes to foreign policy he is very, very not smart.”

On whether Trump has the temperament of a president:

“This is an individual who mocked a disabled reporter, who attributed a reporter’s questions to her menstrual cycle, who mocked a brilliant rival who happened to be a woman due to her appearance, who bragged about his marital affairs, and who laces his public speeches with vulgarity.”

There are more at the link. What does Little Mittsie say now? From THE NEW YORKER :

[…] Romney explained that he was “very impressed by the remarks [the Orange Turd] made on his victory night.” He went on, “By the way, it’s not easy winning. I know that myself. He did something I tried to do and was unsuccessful in. He won the general election and he continues with a message of inclusion and bringing people together, and his vision is something which obviously connected with the American people in a very powerful way.”

If Pussygrabber-Elect wants to humiliate Mittsie, he has no greater accomplice than Mitt Romney.

Humiliation accomplished.


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14 responses to “The Art of the Squeal

  1. “Humiliation accomplished” indeed. Romney’s speech against Trump at the Hinckley Institute was the finest moment of any Republican in the last couple of years. Maneuvering him into repudiating it humiliates not only him but the entire ragged sane remnant of the party.

    Mitt Romney may not have a “pussy” but the orangutan still found something to grab.

    • If I didn’t dislike Mittsie so much, I would feel sorry for him. He is so politically ambitious that he would sell his soul for any position. How much you want to bet that he was ordered to make that speech in front of the cameras about the orange turd won while Mittsie could not? It was such an odd thing to say, and it sounded like it was dictated by Il Duce Hair Weave,

  2. Friend of the court

    they all want to get in Trump’s elevator . OT, I quoted you over at the kosplace, and got 65 recs. and someone called your “Gold in sacks”, pure genius.

  3. Sadly, I just heard that “President-elect Donald Trump is reportedly considering Irving resident and Exxon CEO Rex Tillerson for secretary of state.” Oh joy.

    • Elyse, that’s only because Satan is not available. 👿

      • My thoughts exactly.

        • Well, it’s happened. Tillerman is the bad hair weave’s choice. We will not longer have a Secretary of State. From now on, we will have a Department of Exxon.

          • seriously. Trumps leave no billionaire behind program is getting out of hand. It’s like he’s making a Political apprentice boardroom inside his meetings. I can only imagine what he has them do to pledge his allegiance to the Donald. “Write me a check and may the biggest man win”

            • The only way little-dick Donald can make himself feel like a big man is to make all these powerful and rich people kowtow to him. Alas, the little pube-sized appendage he calls his weewee is never going to get any bigger, unlike the Grinch’s heart.

  4. Mitsie looks really good in that dress lol