Shoutout to our newest Raisinette, EPIC GOP Fail, whom you can follow on Twitter, as I do. EPIC tweeted that we needed a new graphic to measure the new GOP crazy. I was inspired, because all Raisinettes know that I never shirk my duty when called to do the public a service. Behold, the new Terror Alert Color Coded System, just like the old one that has kept us so safe.
You might notice the new seal for the Department of Homeland Security. I am planning on creating new seals for all the departments as the new secretaries get confirmed. After all, in the Orange Turd White House, it’s all about appearances. Right? I mean…alt-Right?