Cert-ifiably dead!


GOP leadership pulled its bill to overhaul the US healthcare system from what looked almost certain to be a failed floor vote in the House on Friday, in a blow to President Donald Trump’s agenda and House Speaker Paul Ryan’s leadership of his caucus.


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It was pulled after it became clear that Republicans did not have enough votes to pass the American Health Care Act, their bill to repeal and replace Obamacare, the law formally known as the Affordable Care Act.



The New York Times’ Maggie Haberman also reported that Trump told her healthcare was now the Democrats’ problem and that he thought they would be ready to negotiate when Obamacare failed.

In a press conference after the bill was pulled, Ryan said Republicans “came up short” and called it a “disappointing day.”

Democrats cheered the failure of the bill, saying it was good news for people who were projected to lose their insurance if the bill were to become law.

“Today is a great day for our country,” said House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi. “What happened on the floor is a victory for the American people.”

Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer ascribed the failure to the president.

“So much for the Art of the Deal,” he said in a statement, referring to Trump’s famous business book.

“Ultimately, the Trumpcare bill failed because of two traits that have plagued the Trump presidency since he took office: incompetence and broken promises,” Schumer said. “In my life, I have never seen an administration as incompetent as the one occupying the White House today.”


Conservatives in the House Freedom Caucus had said that the AHCA did not go far enough in its repeal of Obamacare because it kept some of the law’s more popular elements. Moderates, on the other hand, had said the AHCA did not fix the problems of Obamacare and that repealing the law’s so-called essential health benefits ā€” a demand of the Freedom Caucus ā€” would harm insurers.


The failure of the bill is a blow to both Ryan and Trump, setting back their ambitious political agenda despite the GOP’s control of the presidency and both houses of Congress.

For Ryan, it represented a failure of the GOP to use its largest majority in the House since the 1920s to its advantage. Ryan told reporters on March 7 that “when this thing comes to the floor, we’ll have 218” votes.

For Trump, it served as the first major legislative setback in his young presidency. Trump had promised during his campaign to repeal and replace Obamacare on “Day One,” and he said shortly before his inauguration that he wanted the job done within weeks.

Good thing it’s dead. The AHCA would have left a bad taste in our mouths.


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11 responses to “Cert-ifiably dead!

  1. vincelamb

    As Nelson from “The Simpsons” would say, “Ha ha!”

  2. morning after it still feels like one giant Women’s March group hug, 66-million strong.

    yeah, call me Pollyanna.
    cuz that’s how i roll.
    (for the next half an hour)

  3. Friend of the court

    I hope that snake keeps eating its own tail. I used to get certs cherry because I liked the taste.

  4. Good for the GOP members who knew the new insurance was a disaster. I also think they were not going to vote because elections will be coming up and those politicians want to stay in office. Now T. has gotten a taste of his own medicine. I imagine he is seething.

    • Don’t congratulate the Goopers who voted nay. Only a small handful voted against, because it would be bad for their constituents. The Freedom Caucus (which is just the Tea Party under a new name) voted against the bill, because it wouldn’t be bad enough for the people they represent. They’re all vile. I just hope they will turn against each other and wipe out the whole lousy party.