From Variety:
Is this what implosion looks like?
Bill Shine & Jesse Watters hopefully about to get hit by a train.
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Monthly Archives: April 2017
Rotten to the News Corps
The Hundred Days Boor
From the Mirror:
Before his election, Donald Trump repeatedly pledged to “make America great again”, laying out an ambitious plan for his first 100 days.
His “contract with the voter” listed 28 promises he would deliver.
Well, the 100 days are up today and so far he has lived down to expectations by failing to deliver on a single major issue.
In the run-up to the milestone day, he moaned: “This is more work than in my previous life. I thought it would be easier.”
But one thing the US President has managed is to achieve more mayhem and confusion than any of his 44 predecessors.
Filed under Books, China, Holocaust, humor, Media, NATO, parody, politics, Republicans, satire, snark, Vladimir Putin, Wordpress Political Blogs
Witless List
From Aol NEWS:
The House Intelligence Committee has reportedly agreed on a witness list for its investigation into Russia’s interference in the 2016 election that includes somewhere between 36 and 48 people, CNN reported Wednesday night.
Included on the list are current and former associates of President Donald Trump believed to have been in contact with Russian officials during the campaign or transition period, including Trump’s son-in-law, Jared Kushner; Trump confidante Roger Stone; former national security adviser, Michael Flynn; and early Trump campaign adviser Carter Page, according to CNN’s Anderson Cooper.
Writers’ Schlock
From twitchy:
Blame Matt Yglesias for setting off Monday’s torrent of fake news about Chelsea Clinton with a tweet suggesting she’s running for office, which of course she’s never said she’s doing.
You can click over there and read the collection of tweets (because I still can’t figure out how to embed tweets here). I want to focus on some of the male journalists who have nothing more important to do than to diss Chelsea. Among them: the aforementioned Matt Yglesias, Josh Barro, and CNN’s new hire Chris Cillizza.
Chris Cillizza indicates the size of their collective weewees as Matt Yglesias and Josh Barro look on.
Filed under CNN, humor, Journalism, Media, movies, parody, politics, Republicans, snark, Wordpress Political Blogs
Not exactly Russian to judgment
From MSNBC:
Nearly a month ago, the top two officials on the Senate Intelligence Committee held a press conference to discuss their probe of the Russia scandal, and one could almost hear the sigh of relief from the political world. Chairman Richard Burr (R-N.C.) and Ranking Member Mark Warner (D-Va.), acting very much like grown-ups, said their investigation was on track, and operating in a cooperative, methodical, and bipartisan way.
The point wasn’t subtle: while Rep. Devin Nunes’ (R-Calif.) bizarre antics had derailed the House Intelligence Committee’s efforts, Burr and Warner wanted to reassure the public that we could have confidence in the Senate Intelligence Committee’s work.
So much for that idea.
Disasters always get good ratings
From SALON:
White House press secretary Sean Spicer may have a penchant for putting his foot in his mouth (for example, what he has said about the Holocaust), but a new report suggests President Donald Trump won’t fire him because the man gets great ratings.
Filed under 9/11, Holocaust, humor, parody, politics, Republicans, satire, snark, television, Wordpress Political Blogs
@JasonInTheHouse will soon be out of the House!
Jason Chaffetz, the most punchable face in D.C. is giving up his seat in the House. He wants to spend more time with his family. That’s his official explanation, but almost everyone finds that…well, a little curious…
