Oh look! Jared’s already got his Russian merit badge!
Please forgive me, Norman Rockwell! (I Will Do My Best)
Twitler has put a lot on Jared Kushner’s plate, but I am sure he will earn all of his badges.
He’s already gotten the first two: a visit to Iraq and planning the dinner with Chinese President Xi Jinping. Among the others that are left are Middle East peace, solving the opioid epidemic, improving relations with Mexico and prison reform. I’m sure he will have all that done by next week so he can start on restructuring the entire government.