Seanah Huckaspicer-Slanders

From NEWSWEEK:

WILL SARAH SANDERS REPLACE SEAN SPICER?

The real question is, will we be able to tell the difference?

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In the two days since FBI Director James Comey’s dismissal, Sarah Huckabee Sanders has stood in for often-embattled White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer, and her performances have already drawn fire on the internet.

But Sanders has not looked rattled under the spotlight, and Spicer’s job security has been questioned after reports surfaced that he had a “meltdown” in the wake of Comey’s sudden firing Tuesday.

[…] Sanders on Thursday touched on topics such as whether Comey’s forced departure had anything to do with the FBI’s investigation into possible Trump campaign collusion with Russia during the 2016 election; Comey’s reputation within the FBI; Trump’s reasons for firing him; and why the photographer for Russia’s U.S. ambassador and foreign minister was allowed into the Oval Office on Wednesday during a meeting and American news photographers were not.

Sanders charged through her answers, along the way repeating many of the questionable mantras the administration has used throughout its first four months in office and since Comey’s firing.

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She was accused of lying in relation to Trump’s assertion Wednesday that he would’ve fired Comey even if Attorney General Jeff Sessions and Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein had recommended Comey keep his job.

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It’s not as if Spicer’s been avoiding controversy. Most recently, he came under fire after Syria used chemical weapons on its own citizens, for stating that Adolf Hitler didn’t even go so far. That led to an outcry and calls for his dismissal.

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“Trump doesn’t like his people to look weak,” a Trump donor was quoted as saying. Perhaps Sanders would be more to the president’s liking.

Meanwhile, this was Fuckwad’s response (by tweet, of course):

As a very active President with lots of things happening, it is not possible for my surrogates to stand at podium with perfect accuracy!

After all, it’s not like that’s their job!

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12 responses to “Seanah Huckaspicer-Slanders

  1. vincelamb

    Just for that, here’s Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer driving down Broadway in a motorized podium.

  2. Who is the craziest of them all as they look in the mirror and try to figure out which lie will be thrown to the great citizens of the USA. I remain baffled although I admit I shouldn’t be. By now anyone with a thread of common sense should realize that no one in the current administration is playing with a full deck. Model T just keeps making one blunder after another and expects his minnions to cover for him. However I am surprised that Spicer is still on the job but I think his days are numbered.

  3. Sorry I misspelled minions. Maybe that should be underlings.

    • We’ll see if Spicey stays or goes. Maybe it will depend on who plays Sarah on SNL and how badly she’s skewered.

      • vincelamb

        Well, from your fingers to the writers’ ears.

        • I just started recording SNL each week. I’ll miss Melissa’s Seanie if he gets fired. Hopefully, he will be humiliated to the point where he will go from talk show to talk show telling everyone what it is like behind the scenes in that shitshow of an administration. Then again, maybe we can just wait for the Russians to tell us now that they have bugs in the Oval Office. Not that they need them, since Twitler lets them in on the super-secret good stuff anyway.

    • Friend of the court

      minioni.

  4. Friend of the court

    she has her daddy’s bull shit gift. and what’s so funny? giggles like a ninny.

    • She got the worst of both parents, just like Ben Quayle, who got his mother’s looks and his father’s brains. Sarah got her father’s grifter ways and her mother’s gym teacher grace.

  5. Those two up there look like the unholy spawn of some blasphemous evil genetic-engineering experiment. Or maybe the result of a really bad accident in the Star Trek transporter.

    They should just make the little Pinocchio guy the press secretary. Soon his nose would be long enough to circle the Earth and poke him in the back of the head.

    • 😆 Star Trek transporter accident!!! 😆

      Pinocchio will never get a job in this White House, because he has more wood than Twitler has ever seen in his entire life. Plus, you’ve heard about how the Gropenfuhrer walks in on little girls in dressing rooms. I suspect he’s a Geppettophile.

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