Covfefe: If You Have the Mirror, We Have the Smoke

Washington (CNN)At 12:06 a.m. ET, the President of the United States tweeted this: “Despite the constant negative press covfefe.”

By 6 a.m., that tweet had been deleted. Shortly after, Trump tweeted this: “Who can figure out the true meaning of “covfefe” ??? Enjoy!”

It was easy to figure out with just a little research and a phone call to Dr. Harold Bornstein, Twitler’s medical doctor.


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While spending time trying, as Trump suggested, to figure out what “covfefe” means is a waste, it’s far more worthwhile to take a big step back and look at the situation that leads to the President of the United States tweeting, poorly, at 12:06 a.m. about the bad press he gets.

What we have today — and, really, what we have had since the day Trump came into the White House — is a deeply isolated President who spends lots of time, particularly at night and in the early morning, watching TV and tweeting.
That lack of discipline reveals that there is simply no one who can tell Trump “no.” Or at least no one whom he will listen to.


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8 responses to “Covfefe: If You Have the Mirror, We Have the Smoke

  1. You got that right. Did you listen to those suck ups talking about the European Trip? Jesus H. Christ!

  2. I love it. More for all the right wing pundits to defend. Makes them all look ignorant. I am awfully slow most of the time I think I finally get what covfefe was supposed to be. Coverage, I think but none the less it is funny. If Model T paid more attention to running the country than dwelling on every slight and comment that has been made, I think maybe the US would not have the world laughing at us. But, I doubt it would actually make a wit of difference There is an ego maniac in the White House and he can’t get over himself nor past his Russian connections.

  3. the loony tic

    i watched our local news station spend 5 minutes discussing this world that’s not a word & all i could think of was, ‘really, there’s nothing else going in the world right now that makes you think it’s perfectly okay to take air time to discuss a typo?’

    what’s worse than twitler is the media that enables him.

    • In this case, I am not so sure they are enabling him. Instead, they are mocking him and pointing out how shallow he is and how he does nothing but claim he is a victim. It also points out that he’s an old fart who couldn’t stay awake long enough to finish a tweet.