Something’s weird, relatively

As if it’s not bad enough that he has his daughter-wife as a special adviser in the White House, what’s the deal with Twitler’s hiring of other relatives of reheated Rethuglicans?


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We have Sarah Huckabee Sanders, daughter of ex-governor and present asshole Mike Huckabee as Principal Deputy White House Press Secretary. I hear she also takes care of the squirrel problem in the Rose Garden.

Then there’s Elaine Chao, a/k/a Mrs. Mitch Yertle McConnell. She was Secretary of Labor under President George Dubya Chimpy Bush and is the present Secretary of Transportation and one of the official butt-kissers under Twitler. Besides being the wife of the leader of the Rethugs in the Senate, she is also the daughter of James Si-Cheng Chao, tax dodger and head of Foremost Group which is a shipping and trading company. Hmmm, that can’t have anything to do with transportation, can it? Nothing to see here, folks.

Now we have a couple of newcomers. Last month, Twitler nominated Callista Gingrich, third wife of all-around pig and former Rethuglican Speaker of the House and grifter Newt Gingrich, to be the ambassador to the Vatican. Strange choice? Why would anyone say that? Just because she was screwing around with Newtie for 6 years while he was married to his second wife? No biggie! It’s not like adultery is one of the no-nos included in the Ten Commandments or anything.

The latest news, kids, is that Cindy Lou Pinocchio McCain, wife of adulterer and misogynist Senator John McCain and daughter of convicted felon, child-deserter, adulterer and multi-millionaire with ties to organized crime, Jim Hensley, is up for a job at the State Department. From the DAILY BEAST:

For months, President Donald Trump has been trying to convince Cindy McCain—a respected voice on refugees and other humanitarian issues and wife of Sen. John McCain, a Trump critic—to join his administration. Now, it’s a “done deal” for both parties, according to two senior administration officials.

After months of being offered—and rejecting—several potential posts in the Trump administration, Cindy McCain and the president came to the agreement of a Washington, D.C.-based ambassador-at-large position, which would focus on anti human trafficking efforts, refugees, and humanitarian-aid matters. The title being kicked around internally is “U.S. ambassador-at-large for human rights,” though that title is subject to change, and it is unclear if a new office within the State Department would be created for her.

If Cindy Lou wants to work for human rights, maybe she should hang around with some people who treat people like human beings. Just sayin’.


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7 responses to “Something’s weird, relatively

  1. ok, nonnie, i don’t give you enough compliments.
    i am bad that way.
    but this poster is *inspired*
    maybe it’s Callista channeling Jesus through Vatican, maybe it’s Ms Chao transporting him or KellyAnn convincing him to work for trump, but this is divine.

    i just sat down to eat dinner after an impossibly long day at two jobs, and i want to thank you for helping me lose appetite. i shouldn’t be eating this late at night being this old and this fat.

    so, a trifecta of gratitude from this old fart.
    this poster made me giggle.
    visual genius.

    • Awww, Ilya, you are making me blush. 😳

      I wish working on the poster would make me like James Comey (mildly nauseous) so I would miss a few meals.

      Hope this poster doesn’t give you nightmares, and you can get a good night’s sleep after a long day. 😀

  2. Great poster. Gee Model T just keeps on keeping on with the outlaws/and the ins in government. It’s not as if a qualifying field of folks for the job is not anywhere to be found. T’s field of vision is incredibly small. I suppose he needs to keep it all in the family, so to speak. And to be sure that he has that must have “loyalty.”

    • And now he is appointing a completely inexperienced wedding planner (and very experienced liar) to be in charge of billions of HUD dollars in the NY area. Nothing to worry about, right?

      • You know, Noonie, Model T has more gall than human that I’ve read or heard about. He just keeps putting crooks into office. I guess it’s be one and know one- just like yourself. Even the NYC mayor is not happy about the appointment. I hear embellesment rearing its head.

  3. the loony tic

    yes, another masterpiece. and your sarcasm is spot on!