Boorish Johnson

In the words of Daughter/Wife Unwanted Ivanka:

“Congratulations @BorisJohnson on becoming the next Prime Minister of the United Kingston.” Yeah, she tweeted that.


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President Donald Trump on Tuesday commended Boris Johnson for his election as leader of the United Kingdom’s Conservative Party, predicting that the former London mayor and foreign secretary will bring a bit of “Britain Trump” to Downing Street as the country’s next prime minister.

“We have a really good man. He’s going to be the prime minister of the U.K. now, Boris Johnson,” Trump told the crowd at Turning Point USA’s Teen Student Action Summit in Washington.

“Good man. He’s tough and he’s smart. They’re saying ‘Britain Trump.’ They call him ‘Britain Trump,’ and there’s people saying that’s a good thing,” the president continued.

Do  Europeans agree? From POLITICO:

[A]fter building a political persona over decades based on caricaturing Europeans as humorless rubes, [Boris] Johnson may soon discover that the targets of his comedy can’t see beyond the joke.

After years of laughing at him, Europeans simply don’t take Johnson seriously. At this stage, it’s difficult to imagine what could change their minds.

While Europeans may take delight in lampooning Donald Trump, they also respect (and fear) the power of his office. Whether they like it or not (and most don’t), Trump has considerable leverage over Europe, both in terms of the economy and security.

But no one’s afraid of Johnson.

Though the U.K. remains a key strategic player within Europe, that reliance cuts across both sides of the Channel. Following the seizure of a British-flagged oil tanker by Iran last week, for example, the U.K. responded by calling for a European naval force to protect sea routes in the Strait of Hormuz.

When it comes to the economy, the U.K. is far more dependent on the EU than vice versa.

That’s why Europe’s response to Johnson’s threat to leave the EU come what may on October 31, deal or no deal, has been a polite yawn.

If anything, Johnson’s election as prime minister will make it easier for EU leaders to stick to their guns by refusing to budge on the terms of the deal they negotiated with Theresa May, his predecessor. Whatever her shortcomings as a prime minister, May, unlike Johnson, enjoyed a reputation among European leaders as an honest broker.

Given the leading role Johnson played in the Brexit campaign and his continued taunting of the EU, European leaders don’t just distrust the new prime minister, many despise him.

The danger of Johnson’s credibility gap is that it could prompt EU leaders to underestimate his willingness to drive Britain off the Brexit cliff, triggering a potentially catastrophic chain reaction.


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11 responses to “Boorish Johnson

  1. Wild laughter here tinged with mild hysteria and fear – Tweedle Dumb and Dumber indeed.

  2. singe

    So now we have to put up with Boris running the City of Kingston up here in the Hudson Valley? I understand the conjoined twins Boris and Bozo were separated using a chain saw while their parents where up here attending the annual fly and maggot festival held at the waste treatment plant but really…

    • I was going to ask you what a batibad is, but then I clicked on the link, and I realize that words could never do it justice.

      I didn’t know you were from Kingston (or did I and I forgot?). I went to college in New Paltz and lived in Sullivan County. Take heart, Singe, maybe #UnwantedIvanka meant Kingston, Jamaica.

      • singe

        New Paltz is a jewel. Got my masters degree there in the 1980’s. Nice waterfalls up in the Gunks.

        • I drove through there back in the early 90s (I think). Brought back memories of the best meatball subs at Chez Joey (was that the name?) and the French onion soup in the bar (was it The Homestead?) across and down the street from there. That was the first time I ever had French onion soup, and I have never had any as good since then. There was another bar on the main street just for drinking, mostly beer. I don’t remember the name. I lived in Dubois, and my sister was across the way in Deyo (I think that was the name). Ah, memories! Well, the ones I remember. I did mention a couple of bars, didn’t I? 😉

  3. therub

    twiddle dee and twiddle dum. be afraid. be very afraid.

    • Nobody seems to be afraid of Boorish, except maybe economists in the UK. Everyone else regards him as a clown. I don’t think he’ll be PM for very long.

  4. Yep, we are living in some type of Theater of the absurd play. Poor “United Kingston”!🤪