Twitler insulted, says muffins are better than danish, and the Little Mermaid is only a 6

From The Guardian:

Donald Trump has cancelled his trip to Denmark and postponed his meeting with the Danish prime minister after she said that Greenland was not for sale.


This can mean only one thing—Twitler doesn’t have a golf course in Denmark.

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Speaking on Sunday during a trip to Greenland, Mette Frederiksen called purchasing the island, a semi-autonomous Danish territory, “an absurd discussion”.

In a tweet on Tuesday evening, the US president said that since the prime minster had “no interest in discussing the purchase of Greenland”, he had decided to postpone their meeting.

…snip…

The change of heart comes after Trump’s proposal to buy Greenland was widely written off as unfeasible and unwelcome. Local residents have called the idea “crazy” and “patronizing”.

Frederiksen, who has been visiting the island to meet its premier, Kim Kielsen, told reporters on Sunday that Greenland could not be sold because it did not belong to Denmark.

“Greenland is not Danish. Greenland is Greenlandic. I persistently hope that this is not something that is seriously meant,” she said.

…snip…

During her trip to Greenland, the Danish prime minister said she hoped it was time to leave the joke behind.

“Thankfully, the time where you buy and sell other countries and populations is over. Let’s leave it there. Jokes aside, we will of course love to have an even closer strategic relationship with the United States,” she said.

In furtherance of that closer strategic realtionship, Twitler, the Chosen One and King of Israel, called Prime Minister “nasty” and “not very nice.”

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12 responses to “Twitler insulted, says muffins are better than danish, and the Little Mermaid is only a 6

  1. Donald Watson

    Thank you Nonnie for making me see some humor in all this insanity. It keeps me from sinking into a dark abyss. You are a bright star in a dark sky.

  2. ufhdonna

    You are the best, Nonnie. I look forward to the day I can wake without wondering what this guy might have done while I slept. His family has failed him and the nation by allowing his deterioration to go on in public., When someone claims to be the chosen one it is time for medical help. A normal family and friends would have sought professional help and moved home to a quiet place where he could do no harm.

    • therub

      ufhdonna, you’re absolutely right. we’re witnessing how money and power corrupt. rethugs could care less what the donald does because they got their tax breaks, their right wing nut judges in office, and are in the process of kicking brown people out of this country. their gated communities and wall street jobs continue to be protected so what do they care if we have a president who is certifiably crazy? details details! btw knoodles, we all appreciate the humor you add to the nightmare we’re living in today.

      • Loonie, if we can’t laugh while we are fighting back, then it’s just too exhausting. I hope people keep in mind that it’s not just Twitler who has to be cut off at the knees, but Moscow Mitch and Leningrad Lindsey and all the others who enable The Chosen One.

    • Hello ufhdonna, welcome to The Raisin! 😀

      I hold my breath when I turn the TV on each day, wondering who The Chosen One has insulted or what he screwed up now. I actually breathe a sigh of relief when the TV goes on, because it means that we haven’t been hit by a nuclear bomb yet.

      I don’t think The King of the Jews is deteriorating, at least in the classic sense. He’s under pressure, and he’s stupid, and he doesn’t know what to do, so he does what he always does—he insults anyone he thinks is not on his side, and he makes shit up. He always sounds like the kid who has to give a book report but never read not only the book, but the Cliff Notes. He relies on what he heard about each subject on Faux News and what Wayne LaPierre whispers in his ear.

      I get a little crazy when people say that he is mentally ill or has dementia. Being a selfish ignorant arrogant asshole is not a mental illness. That’s who he was, is and always will be, and it is only magnified because he is in an office that he won under shady circumstances. He would not be found insane in any court proceeding in any court. He’s just mean and evil and self-centered and lazy and, as I said before, stupid. He thinks making believe he is a tough guy makes up for his willful ignorance.

      I will never understand how so many people are under his spell, but I shook my head at the size of the following Princess Sarah Palin had, too. I watched Hitler’s Circle of Evil on Netflix a couple of weeks ago, and I was astounded at how unimpressive and ordinary he and his followers were. However, a confluence of extraordinary events made their rise to power possible. I was struck by how similar they were to Twitler and the thugs surrounding him. There were a lot of people who were mesmerized by the propaganda back in pre-war Germany, but there many who hated Hitler. There were not enough of the latter who fought back, or the tragedy that ensued would not have happened. As exhausted and exasperated as we all are, we can’t give in and we can’t give up. I think one of the best ways to fight back against bullies is ridicule, and I try to do my tiny part with my stupid posters.

      Please stop by and comment again. We’re all in this together. 🙂

  3. I admire your knowledge and grit and I wish that there were more of you. But alas, as far as I know folks like you are few and far in our fair country. And you are correct that El Trumpo is not insane. Actually he is a genuine personality disorder in the first degree. A total narcissist and a control freak of the first magnitude. El Trumpo wanting to buy Greenland is simply another ploy to gain fame and Twitter time so that everyone will be talking about his greatness and how Denmark was so stupid. Oh well, here I am again, trying to find adequate words to describe one of the undesirables.

  4. Nonnie, your comment to ufhdonna is powerful and spot on. I’m in the same camp with you. Twittler may not know who I am, but I am hoping my ridicule of him bonds with yours, Randy Rainbow’s, and all the other courageous and creative writers and performers to form a tidal wave to destroy Trump’s choke-hold on our country. I also agree with you that he doesn’t have dementia–this is who he is and always has been. He just has more power and a bigger megaphone now. In your analogy about Hitler and the people who supported him, you didn’t mention how a country who claimed to be 98% Christian fell for Hitler’s bullshit (not all, but most). The few that didn’t (like Bonhoeffer who was caught and shot before a firing squad in his attempt to assassinate Hitler) were sent to the camps. If the Rightwing Evangelicals who claimed to love Jesus and who have anointed Trump as the “chosen one” pulled their support of him today, it would be game over–they are the foundation of his base. As it did in Hitler’s day, so it does today, this “Christian” support of Trump breaks my heart. (So says a former Evangelical, Conservative Christian.)

    • My dearest Eleanor,

      So nice to see you here again.

      Bullies hate to be laughed at, so we need to laugh at them. Twilter deserves no pity or empathy. He deserves ridicule for the disgusting piece of garbage he is. The world is laughing at us. He was a complete embarrassment at the G7.

      I don’t think a lot of people, including the hypocritical holier-than-thou bible thumpers fell for Hitler or for Twitler. They knowingly jumped, hiding behind a veneer of their self-declared piety and superiority. They knew of Hitler’s and Twitler’s evil intent, but as long as they think there is something in it for them, they avert their eyes to the evil without a second thought. They construct Jesus in their own images, mentally photoshopping that image when they have to once again defend that which is indefensible. When all is said and done, and this is all in the rearview mirror, just like the Good Little Germans did, those who blindly followed Twitler (after willfully putting on their blindfolds), will wring their hankies and clutch their pearls while declaring they knew nothing.

      I had better get off this soapbox before I fall.

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