Twitler’s Border Wall Plan Gets Boulder!

From CBS Denver:

President Donald Trump said, “We’re building a wall in Colorado” when talking about border wall progress on Wednesday afternoon. Trump was speaking in Pittsburgh at the Shale Insight Conference when he made the comments.

“And we’re building a wall on the border of New Mexico and we’re building a wall in Colorado, we’re building a beautiful wall, a big one that really works that you can’t get over, you can’t get under and we’re building a wall in Texas. We’re not building a wall in Kansas but they get the benefit of the walls we just mentioned,” said Trump.

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There are no reports of plans to build the border wall in Colorado. Gov. Jared Polis clapped back on Twitter, “Well, this is awkward… Colorado doesn’t border Mexico. Good thing Colorado now offers free full day kindergarten so our kids can learn basic geography.”

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Rep. Diana DeGette responded on Twitter asking if New Mexico was going to pay for it.

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Late Wednesday night, the president elaborated on his comments via Twitter, saying he “kiddingly” said there would be a wall in Colorado.

(That really is Roy Rogers peeking out over the border wall.)

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4 responses to “Twitler’s Border Wall Plan Gets Boulder!

  1. For one thing, Trump probably has a hard time remembering that New Mexico is part of the US and not part of Mexico. For another, I doubt he has the foggiest idea where these places are. He might well think Colorado borders on Mexico.

    I wouldn’t pay even 10 pesos for such a “DUD video”. There’s nothing more boring than a video about a wall that isn’t there.

    • I used to love when Al Franken would draw a map of the US in a matter of seconds. I would love to see Twitler have to use his Sharpie to fill in the names of the states. I bet he would get maybe 5 or 6 correct. He wouldn’t spell them correctly, but he might recognize them.

  2. If I didn’t know better I’d think that my computer is bugged. Every time I write a comment about Trump my computer takes me back to my home page and I have to begin again. Trump likely never studied a US map nor did he ever want to learn anything about the US. I bet he can’t name what states border New York state.

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