Go ahead and google the definition of fluffer, kids. I’ll wait.
From Fox 13 News:
TALLAHASSEE, Fla. – Thursday, President Donald Trump laid out his three-phase plan to re-open America. It’s a gradual, deliberate approach, first depending on, in part, a downward trend in positive COVID-19 cases and robust testing.
Friday, Governor Ron DeSantis said Florida would follow the federal guidelines — mostly.
”We will obviously use that as a baseline,” he said. “Doesn’t mean that Florida is going go do everything they say and not say. That’s a pretty good baseline.”
Translation: “I will do everything Twitler says.”
DeSantis said he will be in contact with leaders in Southeast Florida, where the virus has hit the hardest, as a next step.
“Maybe Southeast Florida, the next phase, will look a little different than the rest of the state,” he said during a press conference in Fort Lauderdale, where he announced two new testing sites — one in Pompano Beach and the other at the Urban League of Broward County.
Translation: “I really don’t give a shit about Southeast Floriduhhh, because they hate me and they hate Twitler there.”
As the state tries to reopen from the coronavirus shutdown, there will no doubt be bumps and hurdles along the way. Unemployment claims have topped 600,000 over the last three weeks in Florida and major issues with the state’s unemployment website haven’t helped matters.
As of Thursday, over 33,000 out-of-work residents have received their claims — that’s about 4% of the total number of people asking for help.
Translation: “The thief who was governor before me, Rick Scott, made sure that Floriduhhh unemployment benefits are really low, so his rich friends (the ones who donate to me and tell me what to do) won’t have to pay much in taxes, and the system sucks, but I really don’t care. Let the poor people starve.”