Category Archives: Jerry Falwell

This Graham Cracker is Stale

Washington (CNN) – Evangelical leader Franklin Graham, son of famed presidential religious adviser Billy Graham, said Thursday that he believes President Barack Obama is a Christian, but that the president was born a Muslim because of his father’s religious beliefs.

Asked by CNN Chief National Correspondent John King if he had any doubts about Obama’s Christian faith, Graham, who has made controversial comments about Islam in the past, said the president’s background is fueling the false perception that he is a Muslim.

“I think the president’s problem is that he was born a Muslim, his father was a Muslim. The seed of Islam is passed through the father like the seed of Judaism is passed through the mother. He was born a Muslim, his father gave him an Islamic name,” Graham said on CNN’s “John King, USA.”


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Dumb Blondes

From USA Today:

Donald Trump says Carrie Prejean’s photos are “fine” and her crown will stay put. “Carrie will remain Miss California.”

The Donald also said at this morning’s press conference: “We had a little bit of a dilemma with Carrie, who is here, lovely, and gave a very, very honest answer when asked a very tough question (about gay marriage) at the recent pageant. It’s the same answer the president of the U.S. gave, the same answer many people gave. It was probably a fair question because it’s asked of many people. If her beauty wasn’t so great, nobody really would have cared. But that’s not the way it worked out.”


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Jerry Falwell Is Not Dead!

That clever scamp, Jerry Falwell, had us all fooled! While it was reported that he died at the age of 73, he really just went undercover in, of all places, Poland!! You forgot Poland, didn’t you? Don’t feel bad, everyone does. Anyway, Ol’ Jerry’s cover got blown (oops! Are you allowed to say blown and Jerry’s name in the same sentence?) as he continues to fight the Global War on Homosexuality (GWOH). Check out this item from BBC news:

A senior Polish official has ordered psychologists to investigate whether the popular BBC TV show Teletubbies promotes a homosexual lifestyle.

The spokesperson for children’s rights in Poland, Ewa Sowinska, singled out Tinky Winky, the purple character with a triangular aerial on his head.

“I noticed he was carrying a woman’s handbag,” she told a magazine. “At first, I didn’t realise he was a boy.”

That never would have happened without Reverend Jerry’s influence. Still not convinced? Well, some pictures surfaced after Jerry was spotted in Poland this week.
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That woman he is with looks so familiar, but I just can’t remember where I have seen her before…oh, nevermind, it’ll come to me.
Still not convinced? Here’s more proof!
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The Rapture of Jerry Fallwell

Jerry Fallwell went to the great beyond today at the age of 73. After hearing the announcement of his passing, at least one target of his outrageously vemonous hate speech showed more class and respect than Mr. Falwell showed in his public life.
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