Category Archives: John Edwards

B-lather, Rinse, Repeat (whatever you think people want to hear)

From Ruth Marcus at POST OPINIONS at The Washington Post:

Let us now contemplate Mitt Romney’s hair.

Actually, let us now join the crowd contemplating Mitt Romney’s hair.

The growing crowd. The would-be First Hair made the front page of Friday’s New York Times. At a debate in Michigan a couple of weeks ago, the blogosphere responded to a few uncharacteristically stray Romney locks as if they were loose nukes.

And when late-night television host Jimmy Fallon asked presidential rival Michele Bachmann recently what comes to mind when she thinks of Romney, she answered, perhaps inevitably: “Hair.”

breckshampoomittromney

Original advertisement

Continue reading

38 Comments

Filed under Advertising, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, humor, John Edwards, Mitt Romney, parody, politics, Republicans, snark, Wordpress Political Blogs

Junior High Journalism

From Joe Coscarelli at Press Clips (blog) at the village VOICE:

As interest in Anthony Weiner’s penis and the dirty messages that brought it out to play begins to wane, we focus instead on the media coverage of Anthony Weiner, thereby proliferating Anthony Weiner coverage. Hm! It’s a conundrum, especially for those who go on television to proclaim, “The degree of piling on: the way it hijacks cable news, the way it hijacks the morning shows, the way it is all over the Internet says to me that we are more interested in covering salacious topics than matters of the economy, on matters of war and peace,” while simultaneously writing for a news organization doing just that. Oh, hello there — Howard Kurtz, is that you? Why yes, it is.

thepeeweehermanshowhowardkurtzOriginal image
Continue reading

22 Comments

Filed under Arnold Schwarzenegger, Barack Obama, Congress, David Vitter, humor, John Edwards, Larry Craig, Media, parody, politics, Scandals, snark, television, Wordpress Political Blogs

The Macaca Awards! Part V

We continue with nominations for the Mock, Paper, ScissorsHysterical Raisins 1st Semi-Regular Macaca Awards.

(Image courtesy of Tengrain)

Tonight’s category is Outstanding Achievement in Humpin’ While Bible-Thumpin’, and the nominees are:
Continue reading

38 Comments

Filed under David Vitter, Family Research Council, Gay rights, Homophobia, Homosexuality, humor, John Edwards, Louisiana, movies, parody, politics, Republicans, Scandals, snark, Wordpress Political Blogs

Shopping: The Captain Underpants campaign embraces yet another Bush administration strategery!

From the New York Daily News:

WASHINGTON – Lipstick isn’t the only difference between America’s top hockey mom and a pit bull.

Sarah Palin also has a spectacular new wardrobe, and Republican campaign donors picked up the breathtaking tab.

The Republican National Committee spent $150,000 on clothing and accessories for the vice presidential candidate and her family since early September, according to a report by the Politico Web site.

Hey, kids! $150,000 is the equivalent of 375 John Edwards haircuts! 😀

Original DVD cover.
Continue reading

24 Comments

Filed under 2008 election, Alaska, Barack Obama, Chimpy, Corruption, FEC, Federal Election Commission, George W. Bush, humor, Joe Biden, John Edwards, John McCain, Justice Department, movies, parody, politics, Republicans, Russia, Scandals, snark, Ted Stevens, Wordpress Political Blogs

Veepstakes

Princess Sarah Palin faces off with Joe Biden in the one and only Vice-Presidential debate.  No bar has been set low enough for Princess Sarah.


Original DVD cover.
Tip of the hat to the handsome and talented Distributorcap!
Continue reading

22 Comments

Filed under 2008 election, Alaska, Barack Obama, Democrats, Dick Cheney, humor, Joe Biden, John Edwards, John McCain, movies, parody, PBS, politics, Republicans, Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin, snark, Wordpress Political Blogs

Trash Talk Radio

From the Los Angeles Times:

Why exactly is John Gibson still on the air?

Three days ago, the Fox News talk-show host opened his radio show with hate-filled, and prepared, mockery of actor Heath Ledger’s death. Auditory clips of Ledger’s most famous film, “Brokeback Mountain,” played with a background of funeral music, ending with his character’s lover, Jack Twist, saying, “I wish I knew how to quit you.”

“Well, he found out how to quit you,” Gibson chortled before launching into a show that repeatedly referenced the 28-year-old actor’s death as if it were some sort of joke.

RADIOFUN
Original comic book art.
Continue reading

6 Comments

Filed under 9/11, Bill O'Reilly, Chimpy, comics, Elizabeth Edwards, Fox News, George W. Bush, Homophobia, Homosexuality, humor, John Edwards, Media, Media Matters, Muslims, News Corp, parody, politics, Racism, Republicans, Rupert Murdoch, September 11, snark, Wordpress Political Blogs

Debate and Switch

The Florida water shortage was brought to an end when MSNBC anchor, Chris Matthews, spittled his way through an evening of presidential hopefuls bashing Democratic candidate, Hillary Clinton, in a Republican debate on the campus of Florida Atlantic University in Boca Raton. Ooooh, Chris, smell that English Leather and Old Spice? Such manly men! The fragrance of testosterone wafting through the air! Okay, that was from Janet Huckabee, but still….
From MTV (yeah, I said MTV!!):

Unlike the Democrats at Monday’s contentious presidential debate, the Republican candidates spent more time piling on Senator Hillary Clinton than each other at Thursday night’s debate.

straighttalk2
Original DVD cover
Continue reading

10 Comments

Filed under 2008 election, Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Chris Matthews, Democrats, Florida, General Petraeus, Hillary Clinton, humor, Iraq War, John Edwards, John McCain, Mike Huckabee, Mitt Romney, movies, MSNBC, parody, politics, Republicans, Ron Paul, Rudy Giuliani, snark, Wordpress Political Blogs