Twitler grabbed Lamar Alexander by the pussy. “When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.”
Category Archives: Lamar Alexander
High Crimes but No Subpoenas
Filed under Constitution, humor, Impeachment, John Bolton, Lamar Alexander, Lisa Murkowski, Mitch McConnell, Mitt Romney, movies, Nancy Pelosi, parody, politics, Republicans, satire, Senate, snark, Susan Collins, Wordpress Political Blogs
Tagged as Donald Trump, Impeachment, Mike Pence
R.I.P. Irony
So, kids, are you watching the impeachment trial? I’m having a little trouble doing so, because my cable company keeps changing the channel. Instead of the Twitler impeachment trial, I have seen the impeachment of Hunter Biden, Joe Biden, Barack Obama and everyone else who is not Twitler.
Filed under Barack Obama, Democrats, humor, Impeachment, Joe Biden, John Bolton, Lamar Alexander, Lindsey Graham, Lisa Murkowski, Mitch McConnell, Mitt Romney, movies, parody, politics, Republicans, Rudy Giuliani, satire, Senate, snark, Susan Collins, Wordpress Political Blogs
Tagged as Donald Trump, Eric Herschmann, Hunter Biden, Impeachment, Jane Raskin, Jay Sekulow, John Thune, Kelly Loeffler, Ken Starr, Lev Parnas, Mike Braun, Pam Bondi, Roy Blunt, Ukraine
Turtle Hacks
From PoliticusUSA:
It isn’t a surprise, but Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell kept his health care bill a secret because it is even worse than the House passed Trumpcare bill.
Filed under humor, John Cornyn, Lamar Alexander, Medicaid, Michael Enzi, Mitch McConnell, Orrin Hatch, parody, politics, Republicans, satire, Senate, snark, Wordpress Political Blogs
Tagged as AHCA, Club for Growth, Cory Gardner, disabled, games, health care, Health Insurance, John Barrasso, John Thune, Mike Lee, Pat Toomey, Rob Portman, tax cuts, Ted Cruz, Tom Cotton
13 Has Never Been a Lucky Number
From CNN:
Just hours after House Republicans managed to pass a bill to repeal and replace Obamacare, the Senate is signaling it will write its own proposal — announcing a group of 13 Republican members who will be responsible for crafting the Senate’s plan.
Filed under humor, John Cornyn, Lamar Alexander, Medicaid, Michael Enzi, Mitch McConnell, movies, Orrin Hatch, parody, politics, Republicans, satire, Senate, snark, Wordpress Political Blogs
Tagged as Corey Gardner, Donald Trump, health care, Health Insurance, John Barrasso, John Thune, Mike Enzi, Mike Lee, misogyny, ObamaCare, Pat Toomey, Rob Portman, sexism, Ted Cruz, Tom Cotton
Coburnt
From THINK PROGRESS ECONOMY:
Until late this afternoon, Sen. Tom Coburn (R-OK) was single-handedly blocking the transportation bill that would temporarily reauthorize the Federal Aviation Administration, keep 80,000 people in their jobs, and avoid another costly shutdown like the one that occurred in August. Coburn had said he was blocking the bill due to the “indefensible threat to public safety” caused by a provision in the bill meant to increase trees and bike paths alongside roadways.
Filed under Charles Schumer, Congress, Democrats, Harry Reid, humor, Lamar Alexander, movies, parody, politics, Republicans, Senate, snark, Tom Coburn, Wordpress Political Blogs
Tagged as Chuck Schumer, Dean Heller, FAA, Federal Aviation Administration, House of Representatives, Jim DeMint, jobs, Kay Bailey Hutchison, Mark Kirk, polls, Tea party, transportation
Ask and Tell
From TALKING POINTS MEMO:
Sen. Joe Lieberman (I-CT), who helped shepherd through today’s Senate repeal of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, told reporters after the final vote this afternoon that ending the military’s ban on openly gay servicemembers is a big step for LGBT rights.
“To me, it is a step forward to a larger societal acceptance [of gay rights,]” Lieberman said. “This is a civil rights piece of legislation in my opinion.”
Filed under Chuck Grassley, Congress, David Vitter, Democrats, Gay rights, Homophobia, Homosexuality, humor, James Inhofe, Joe Lieberman, John Cornyn, John McCain, Jon Kyl, Judd Gregg, Kit Bond, Lamar Alexander, Lindsey Graham, Mike Crapo, Mitch McConnell, movies, Orrin Hatch, parody, Pat Roberts, politics, Republicans, Richard Lugar, Sam Brownback, Senate, snark, Susan Collins, Thad Cochran, Tom Coburn, Wordpress Political Blogs
Tagged as Bob Bennett, Bob Corker, civil rights, DADT, Don't Ask Don't Tell, George LeMieux, James Risch, Jeff Sessions, Jim Bunning, Jim DeMint, Joe Manchin, John Barrasso, John Thune, Johnny Isakson, Kay Bailey Hutchison, Kirsten Gillibrand, Mark Udall, Mike Enzi, Mike Johanns, military, Richard Shelby, Roger Wicker, Saxby Chambliss
The Raisin Galvanizes for Steele!
From VANITY FAIR:
The race for the absolute top-spot in Republican fundraising is heating up this week, as contenders for the Republican National Committee chairmanship seem more eager than ever to oust the organization’s current head, Michael Steele. Yesterday, at a debate organized by a Tea Party group, four likely contenders for the chair denounced Steele’s spotty record of fiscal and fundraising mismanagement. While it remains to be seen whether Steele will seek a second term, many of his presumptive adversaries have already formally declared their intentions to depose him.
I don’t know about you, kids, but I think Michael Phathead Steele should run again and should be reelected. Why? Glad you asked. For one thing, nobody can rock a Carmen Miranda hat like Phathead…
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Filed under Advertising, Barack Obama, Dick Cheney, humor, John Boehner, Lamar Alexander, movies, parody, politics, Republicans, Rush Limbaugh, snark, Wordpress Political Blogs
Tagged as Carmen Miranda, fundraising, Hispanics, Latinos, Michael Steele, Michele Bachmann, Rand Paul, Republican National Committee, Sharron Angle, Tea party, Voyeur
The Party of No Can’t Keep It Up For Long
From TALKING POINTS MEMO:
The Louisiana Democrats released a snarky little statement today, calling out Sen. Tom Coburn (R-OK), who has introduced a health care amendment to the try to prevent states from providing drugs like Viagra to convicted sex offenders.
Said the Dems of Coburn: “Surely he would agree that anyone who has admitted or been found guilty of involvement with prostitution should not be covered either.”
Coburn’s amendment seeks to cut off federal funds to those on Medicaid who are “convicted sex offenders, child molesters, and rapists,” because sexual enhancement drugs are covered under the program.
We reported earlier that the Republican strategy to derail the reconciliation bill is to force Democrats to vote down politically juiced-up amendments so that they can paint Dems as sympathetic to sex offenders and fraudsters in November.
Perhaps the LA Dems had Sen. David Vitter (R-LA), who has been known to dally with prostitutes in the past, on their minds when crafting that statement.
Filed under Barack Obama, Chimpy, Chuck Grassley, Congress, David Vitter, Democrats, George W. Bush, humor, John Cornyn, John McCain, Judd Gregg, Lamar Alexander, Louisiana, Medicaid, Mike Crapo, movies, Orrin Hatch, parody, politics, Republicans, Ronald Reagan, Senate, snark, Susan Collins, Tom Coburn, Wordpress Political Blogs
Tagged as adultery, Charles Grassley, filibuster, George LeMieux, health care, John Barrasso, John Thune, Kay Bailey Hutchison, Medicare, Medicare Advantage, Mike Enzi, prostitution, reconciliation, Student Loans, tax cuts, Viagra