Category Archives: Monty Python

Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That….

To the tune of The Lumberjack Song by by Terry Jones, Michael Palin, and Fred Tomlinson.
null

Oh, I’m a senator, and I’m NOT GAY,
I troll at night, and I work all day.

null

Chorus:

He’s Republican, so he’s NOT GAY,
He trolls at night, and he works all day.

null

I swipe my hand, I tap my foot,
In airport lavatories,
But gay? Not me! Just wide-stanced, please ignore the stories.

null
Police Dept. Undercover Cop Division:

He swipes his hand, he taps his foot,
In airport lavatories,
But gay? Not him! Just wide-stanced, please ignore the stories.

null
Chorus:

He’s Republican, so he’s NOT GAY,
He trolls at night, and he works all day.

null

I cruise men’s rooms, I peek in stalls,
Very dark and noisy,
Let me stay in D.C., can’t get laid in Boise.

null
Religious right:

He’ll cruise men’s rooms, he peeks in stalls,
Very dark and noisy,
Let him stay in D.C., can’t get laid in Boise.

null
Chorus:

He’s Republican, so he’s NOT GAY,
He trolls at night, and he works all day.

null

Oh, I’m all male, and i vote down,
Pro-gay legislation,
To diss the guy who blew me, down in Union Station.

null
The Singing Senators:

Yes, he’s all male, he voted down,
Pro-gay legislation…
And dissed the guy who blew him, down in Union Station!

null

Arresting Officer:

You ARE Republican and you ARE GAY
You’re under arrest, so come this way!
You ARE Republican and you ARE GAY
You’re under arrest, so come this way!

©mikk0 and nonnie9999

Send all correspondence to the Mighty Mikk0Mouse. This was all his idea!!!

10 Comments

Filed under Gay rights, Homosexuality, humor, James Dobson, John Ashcroft, Larry Craig, Monty Python, music parody, parody, Pat Robertson, politics, Republicans, Scandals, snark, Ted Haggard, Tinky Winky, Tony Perkins, Trent Lott