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Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That….

To the tune of The Lumberjack Song by by Terry Jones, Michael Palin, and Fred Tomlinson.
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Oh, I’m a senator, and I’m NOT GAY,
I troll at night, and I work all day.

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Chorus:

He’s Republican, so he’s NOT GAY,
He trolls at night, and he works all day.

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I swipe my hand, I tap my foot,
In airport lavatories,
But gay? Not me! Just wide-stanced, please ignore the stories.

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Police Dept. Undercover Cop Division:

He swipes his hand, he taps his foot,
In airport lavatories,
But gay? Not him! Just wide-stanced, please ignore the stories.

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Chorus:

He’s Republican, so he’s NOT GAY,
He trolls at night, and he works all day.

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I cruise men’s rooms, I peek in stalls,
Very dark and noisy,
Let me stay in D.C., can’t get laid in Boise.

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Religious right:

He’ll cruise men’s rooms, he peeks in stalls,
Very dark and noisy,
Let him stay in D.C., can’t get laid in Boise.

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Chorus:

He’s Republican, so he’s NOT GAY,
He trolls at night, and he works all day.

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Oh, I’m all male, and i vote down,
Pro-gay legislation,
To diss the guy who blew me, down in Union Station.

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The Singing Senators:

Yes, he’s all male, he voted down,
Pro-gay legislation…
And dissed the guy who blew him, down in Union Station!

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Arresting Officer:

You ARE Republican and you ARE GAY
You’re under arrest, so come this way!
You ARE Republican and you ARE GAY
You’re under arrest, so come this way!

©mikk0 and nonnie9999

Send all correspondence to the Mighty Mikk0Mouse. This was all his idea!!!

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Jerry Falwell Is Not Dead!

That clever scamp, Jerry Falwell, had us all fooled! While it was reported that he died at the age of 73, he really just went undercover in, of all places, Poland!! You forgot Poland, didn’t you? Don’t feel bad, everyone does. Anyway, Ol’ Jerry’s cover got blown (oops! Are you allowed to say blown and Jerry’s name in the same sentence?) as he continues to fight the Global War on Homosexuality (GWOH). Check out this item from BBC news:

A senior Polish official has ordered psychologists to investigate whether the popular BBC TV show Teletubbies promotes a homosexual lifestyle.

The spokesperson for children’s rights in Poland, Ewa Sowinska, singled out Tinky Winky, the purple character with a triangular aerial on his head.

“I noticed he was carrying a woman’s handbag,” she told a magazine. “At first, I didn’t realise he was a boy.”

That never would have happened without Reverend Jerry’s influence. Still not convinced? Well, some pictures surfaced after Jerry was spotted in Poland this week.
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That woman he is with looks so familiar, but I just can’t remember where I have seen her before…oh, nevermind, it’ll come to me.
Still not convinced? Here’s more proof!
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The Rapture of Jerry Fallwell

Jerry Fallwell went to the great beyond today at the age of 73. After hearing the announcement of his passing, at least one target of his outrageously vemonous hate speech showed more class and respect than Mr. Falwell showed in his public life.
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