From HIVE at VANITY FAIR:
America is just over a week into the White House’s “Slow the Spread” coronavirus initiative, which recommends citizens practice social distancing and refrain as much as possible from leaving their homes. But Donald Trump has spent the past few days whining about the struggling stock market and signaling a return to business as usual, despite warnings from his own medical experts that an additional several weeks are necessary to contain the still-growing pandemic. Sending the country back into full-time work mode would undermine efforts to curb the outbreak and will almost certainly lead to more Americans dying—one worst-case model found that 2.2 million people could die if the outbreak is allowed to spread unmitigated. Right-wing media outlets know this, but they’re still backing the White House’s ill-advised pivot in near unison.
In fact, the death cult speed-run to save the stock market already has its first round of volunteers. On Monday night, Texas Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick kicked things off by telling Tucker Carlson that he is ready “to take a chance on [my] survival in exchange for keeping the America that all America loves,” i.e. one in which business is booming. Carlson, who commended Patrick’s comments as a necessary “conversation,” discussed the proposal on Tuesday night with his colleague Brit Hume, who concluded that it is “an entirely reasonable viewpoint.”
Original DVD cover
Filed under Fox News, Glenn Beck, humor, movies, parody, politics, Republicans, satire, snark, Texas, Tucker Carlson, Wordpress Political Blogs
Did you see this, kids? Governor
Droopy Dog Jan Brewer of Arizona posted it on her Facebook page to wish all her constituents a Merry Christmas. Well, all of them, except those awaiting transplants. Screw those Debbie Downers!
I don’t know why she has to roll up her sleeves in order to ring a bell, but that’s not what’s important at the moment. As you can see, there’s been a terrible mix-up, and someone on her staff used a picture of some
young attractive woman instead of the real hag with a face like a used teabag Governor Jan. Good thing I’m in a holiday mood and not holding any grudges. I’ve corrected the error.
Filed under Barack Obama, Democrats, humor, Immigration, Media, Medicaid, movies, parody, politics, snark, Wordpress Political Blogs
Hey, kids,it seems that these days, everyone is getting a book deal. I thought we’d take a look back at some books of the recent past. There’s been a lot of talk lately about WikiLeaks, but where was all the Rethuglican hanky-wringing when Scooter Libby outed Valerie Plame, a covert CIA agent? They want to string up Julian Assange, but they seemed to be just fine when Chimpy commuted Scooterpie’s sentence, because Scootie has “suffered enough“…
Original book cover
Filed under Barack Obama, Books, Chimpy, CIA, George W. Bush, humor, movies, parody, politics, Republicans, Sarah Palin, Scooter Libby, snark, Valerie Plame, Wordpress Political Blogs
From The CHRISTIAN SCIENCE MONITOR:
Following her tea party-fueled victory in Delaware’s GOP senate primary this past week, Christine O’Donnell has soared to national prominence faster than you can say “Sarah Palin.” In fact, many are likening O’Donnell to the mama grizzly herself.
Original DVD cover
Filed under Democrats, humor, Karl Rove, Media, movies, parody, politics, Republicans, Sarah Palin, snark, Wordpress Political Blogs