From Slate Magazine:
When Sen. Marco Rubio took that awkward break from his State of the Union response to take a sip of water, some questioned whether it would mean the end of his political career. Instead, Rubio has shown how to capitalize on a viral sensation—even one that made him look bad—to raise some cash. The Florida senator has now raised more than $100,000 for his Reclaim America political action committee by offering a branded water bottle to anyone who donates $25 or more.
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I have questions, kids. For example:
Polish Spring? What’s wrong with American Spring or, at the very least, Freedom Spring?
Is Marco Rubio a Rethuglican because he has the same ears as Dumbo? Seriously, I wouldn’t want to stand next to him in a strong windstorm.
Does he have any other credentials other than being Cuban?
Why does Dumbo Rubio love PACs so much? Keep reading, kids…