From CQ POLITICS:
DENVER — Even after they became fodder on the campaign trail, Ken Buck refused to ditch his cowboy boots as he traveled across Colorado last week.
Buck clearly enjoys the tough guy image his footwear signifies, but the boots may also be a symbol of his wild ride in trying to harness the power of the tea party in the Republican Senate primary.
Buck owes his rise in the race largely to the tea party movement, yet this week the Weld County district attorney is having to explain his comment that he wants the “dumbasses at the tea party to stop asking questions about birth certificates while I’m on the camera.”
Original DVD cover
Filed under humor, John Cornyn, movies, parody, politics, Republicans, Rick Santorum, Senate, snark, Tom Tancredo, Wordpress Political Blogs
From the NORTH COUNTY TIMES:
Rep. Brian Bilbray, R-Solana Beach, was criticized this week by civil and immigrant rights groups for saying that law enforcement professionals could spot illegal immigrants by the way they dress.
On Wednesday, Bilbray was a guest on the MSNBC TV show “Hardball” with Chris Matthews. He was asked his opinion of an Arizona bill that would require local police to question people about their immigration status if there was reason to suspect they were in the country illegally.
Original DVD cover
(The shoe is the Nike Air Max 95 – Mexican Blanket. I’m not making that up.)
Filed under Barack Obama, Chris Matthews, Constitution, humor, Immigration, parody, politics, Republicans, snark, television, Tom Tancredo, Wordpress Political Blogs
Kids, so sorry, but I’m still feeling craptastic, so I went back to my American Street trough and dug out one of my old favorites. It was originally posted on April 23, 2008. I apologize if some of the links no longer work.
A great big MMMWWAAAHHHHHHHHHH to my dear Raisinettes who have been continuing to visit despite the lack of any new stuff. Hope to be back soon with some new posts and to reply to all of you comments. In the meantime, I hope you enjoy playing Condiland:
A Sweet Little Game for Sweet Little Folks
Hey kids! Are you sick of hearing about Pennsylvania yet? I know I am. I think we need to distract ourselves, and how better than with an old-fashioned board game? I bet the first game that most kids get is Candyland. Well, guess what! There’s a new version out, and I picked one up! Let me share it with you. Welcome to……
Filed under 9/11, Chimpy, Colin Powell, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, George Tenet, George W. Bush, Gonzogate, humor, Iraq War, John Ashcroft, Katrina, Osama bin Laden, parody, politics, Republicans, September 11, snark, State Department, Torture, Wordpress Political Blogs
From The New York Times:
There’s a proud White House tradition of cashing in — er, signing lucrative book deals — on the way out the door. That includes not only Presidents but also first ladies, secretaries of state, speechwriters and so on, all the way down to the White House chefs. But the common wisdom in Manhattan publishing circles was that George W. Bush would have to cool his heels for a while before he penned his memoir. The thinking: Bush’s low approval ratings might render any presidential tell-all a toxic asset for his publisher.
But Thursday, Crown, an imprint of Random House, announced that the former President has signed on to write a book, to be published in fall 2010, tentatively titled Decision Points. According to the publishing house, “the book will not be a conventional memoir, but instead will focus exclusively on approximate a dozen of the most interesting and important decisions in the former President’s personal and political life” — including his decision to quit drinking, his reaction to 9/11, his response to Hurricane Katrina; and how he found faith.
Well, kids, you know me–I’m a giver. And I thought that Chimpy might want some help with the cover of his new book. I’ve come up with a couple of alternatives, with a choice of different names.
Original book cover.
Filed under 9/11, Barack Obama, Barney, Books, Chimpy, Christianity, Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, humor, Katrina, Laura Bush, parody, politics, Republicans, Richard Nixon, snark, Wordpress Political Blogs
From the Los Angeles Times:
The choreography was smooth and the smiles were gracious, but all the same, George W. Bush’s exit from Washington carried a measure of pain.
Not enough to pay him back for all the pain he caused us the last 8 years!
Original DVD cover.
Filed under 2008 election, Chimpy, Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, humor, Laura Bush, movies, parody, politics, Republicans, snark, Texas, Wordpress Political Blogs
Call the wahmbulence! In a new interview with noted douchebag John Ziegler, Sarah Palin whines about, among other things, Katie Couric […], Keith Olbermann and Tina Fey.
Original movie poster.
Filed under 2008 election, Alaska, Chimpy, George W. Bush, humor, Joe Lieberman, John McCain, Katie Couric, Lindsey Graham, Media, movies, parody, politics, Republicans, Sarah Palin, Senate, snark, Wordpress Political Blogs
To the tune of You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch, by Dr. Seuss, performed by Thurl Ravenscroft:
Filed under Chimpy, Dick Cheney, Gay rights, George W. Bush, Guns, Halliburton, Homophobia, Homosexuality, humor, movies, music parody, parody, politics, Republicans, snark, Wordpress Political Blogs
Did’ya see it, kids? The Three Stooges–Joe McLiebercain, Captain Underpants, and Lindseypoo teamed up and wrote up some advice about Iraq for the new Obama administration. And who wouldn’t want advice from them, especially Captain Underpants!? Remember this scene? From Salon (you might have to click on the enter button over on the right to get to the article):
March 21, 2008 | When John McCain, speaking at a press conference in Amman, Jordan, on Tuesday, accused Iran of harboring and training al-Qaida terrorists, he apologized as soon as Joe Lieberman loudly whispered in his ear that he had uttered a blooper. He withdrew that remark and noted that while the Iranian government is training other “Islamic extremists” across the border, that does not mean they are involved with al-Qaida in Iraq.
Original movie still.
(And, yes, I might be obsessed with the Lollipop Guild.)
Filed under 2008 election, al-Qaeda, Barack Obama, Chimpy, Democrats, General Petraeus, George W. Bush, Hillary Clinton, humor, Iran, Iraq War, Joe Lieberman, John McCain, Lindsey Graham, movies, parody, politics, Republicans, Robert Gates, Ryan Crocker, Sarah Palin, snark, Wordpress Political Blogs