Omigosh, Raisinettes! It’s here–the very first Raisin exclusive!!!! We’ve scooped all the major media outlets and got a letter from Donald Trump’s accountant! No need to get those pesky tax returns when we have proof like this. Behold:
To the tune of You May Be Right written and performed by Billy Joel
I’m the leader of my party,
Really mean and so old-farty,
Vote for me, make sure nothing will change,
The right is stuck with me,
Since they ditched Mike Huckabee,
They ignore the fact that I am quite deranged.
April 18 (Bloomberg) — John McCain, who has clinched the Republican presidential nomination, reported $405,409 in income last year and paid $118,660 in federal taxes, according to tax returns made public today. He gave $105,467 to charity, the records show.
His campaign didn’t release tax returns for his wife, Cindy, who is chairman of the Phoenix-based Hensley & Co., one of the largest beer distributors in the U.S.