It was revealed that Judith “three time’s the charm” Nathan, the wife of presidential hopeful, Rudy Giuliani, has a few skeletons in her closet–of the canine variety.
Nathan, 52, had previously attracted media attention when it was revealed that she had been married twice before, not once, as previously believed. She married Jeffrey Ross in Las Vegas when she was 20. The marriage ended after five years. Five days after divorcing Ross, she then married husband #2, Bruce Nathan. Mr. Giuliani was married to his second wife, actress Donna Hanover, when he started having an affair with Ms Nathan. All of this is acceptable, as Mr. Giuliani is a Republican.
As if this was not enough of a distraction, it has been revealed that Ms Nathan was employed by US Surgical in the 1970s as a salesperson. The medical supply company operated on dogs to demonstrate surgical stapling equipment. The dogs were then euthanized.
Mr. Giuliani sprang to his wife’s defense:
“There’s plenty to attack me about. Please do it,” the former New York mayor said last week. “But maybe, you know, show a little decency.”
He went on to protest that Judith Giuliani, his third wife, was “a civilian, to use the old mafia distinction”.
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