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Weekly Archives

• Goodbye, Little Macho
• Shecky Bo Peep has lost his balls and doesn’t know where to find them…
• Gaetz’s future relies on a wingman and a prayer
• And Justice for One
• Set those Jewish lasers on STUN
• Cheney Leaves the House of Twitler
• Dr. Frankenmurdoch, Meet Your Monster
• Stain Removal
• Corned Beef and Cabbage
• Science Fiction
• Back to Cruel(la)
• Benedict Donald
• His belly is as yellow as his hair
• Election Confection Deflection
• Guess Who Came to Dinner
• You say, “Potato.” I say, “WTF?!”
• This Veep Ain’t Deep
• Good Mourning, Twitler!
• He wants to have you over for dinner!
• Let Them Eat Caca
• WHO ya gonna call?
• Floridiot!
• Direct from Scott’s Bowels
• Make them all go first!
• Tom Cotton’s Balls
• Stunt Man
• Ratched-ing Up the Worry
• It’s a Blog Mitzvah!
• Just when you thought the Barr couldn’t get any lower
• Concerned Sue and Sad Lisa have BS all sewn up
• The Zombie GOPocalypse
• Here we go loop de loo!
• High Crimes but No Subpoenas
• R.I.P. Irony
• Trials and Fib-ulations
• After Midnight
• Picture this!
• The First Strike
• (Orange is the New) Black Adder(all)
• Happy New Year!
• Make sure your remote has a mute button!
• We wish Jew a merry Xmas
• Send in the Clowns
• Maybe if they scream loud enough, nobody will notice that Twitler is a criminal
• Steele’s Magnolia
• Is Twitler okay? He looks a little flushed
• Can you hear me now, comrade?
• Someone is trying to make Lindsey Graham jealous!
• Happy Thanksgiving
• Surely You Jest
• Strange things are afoot at the Circle-Ukraine
• You can dress ’em up, but you can’t take ’em anywhere!
• End of the Road?
• Better Call Saul…I mean John
• MAGAzine Guide for Impeachment Week 2
• On the Kiev of Destruction
• Those Maleficent Men and Their Lying Machines
• Peter Welch, Jim Teacher
• With no undue respect
• Rallying the Oops!
• And now for a little Lev-ity
• One for the books
• Here Comes the Bribe
• Bloody Hell!
• Profiles in Sewage
• The Babysitters’ Club
• Now Rudy is just phoning his corruption in
• Twitler’s Border Wall Plan Gets Boulder!
• Stunted Intellect
• Unleashing the Gaetz of Hell
• “If the nesting doll fits…”
• I’m sure he’ll get clean coal in his stocking
• With amigos like this, who needs enemigos?
• Flop Go the Weasels
• Breaking News, Literally
• Abdication of Conscience
• Hogwash out of Oshkosh
• From Director Fartin’ Scorscuzzy
• Well, here’s another nice mess he’s gotten us into!
• Lordy, I hope there are tapes!
• Hopelessly Devoted
• Secreting Aging Man
• Whistleblowing past the graveyard
• Biden Their Time
• One Direction
• Stick it where the sun don’t shine!
• The Divided Kingdom
• Fox no longer guarding the hen…I mean, White House?
• Twitler insulted, says muffins are better than danish, and the Little Mermaid is only a 6
• King of the Bungle
• Cuccinelli Puts Hate on a Pedestal
• Putin says, “Leave elections alone? Kiss my asset!”
• Boorish Johnson
• PC
• Her Reign In Maine Has Really Left a Stain
• That’s gonna leave a stain
• How the cookie mumbles
• How the cookie crumbles
• Junior folds like one of his father’s cheap suits
• Worst AG ever, Barr none
• (F)lightning Rod
• The China Sin Drone
• Lock Her Up!
• Something stinks in Nebraska!
• It’s Just Batty!
• The Beer Facts
• Courting Trouble
• When you are so sexist, you can’t be trusted to even talk to a woman
• Looking for lies in the White House is like looking for a needle in a needlestack
• Staff Infection
• Duncan his toe in the grifter pool
• Worst prison gang ever!
• Mean Girls
• American Gonifs
• Rep. Cam’s Dad (R-Swamp)
• If you shake hands with Wilbur, count your fingers afterwards
• RICO Suave
• Let them eat anything but specifically designed gay cakes
• Not a “Nothing Burger,” a Weasel Burger!
• Well, I’ll be a flying monkey’s uncle!
• Banana Republicans
• Jared Kushner, the only one in the White House who can get served in D.C.
• Pruitt Protection Agency
• Twitler: Pride Cometh Before McFaul
• A dyed-in-the-wool criminal
• That HelSinking Feeling
• Learning their ABCs: Ammo, Bullets & Calibers
• A Strzok of Genius
• The Breakfast Schlub
• Where’s the beef?
• You gonna eat with that lying mouth?
• Be Best!
• Twitler Über Alles
• Hot Town, Summit in the City
• Where shopping is no longer a pleasure
• Scooter Cohen and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
• Eddie Munster…I mean, Paul Ryan gets axed by Edd…I mean, Paul Ryan!
• Raid!!!
• Twitler opened his shithole, and shit fell out
• Even Sergei Prokofiev was a Russian!
• Life Lessons and Bologna
• Her reign in Maine should fill you with disdain
• Purls of Wisdom?
• They’d better hope shoe polish isn’t poisonous after all that bootlicking
• How can we miss you if you won’t go away?
• Lather, Rinse, Resign
• Maybe her lawyer wrote it? Or her 2-year-old?
• When you say self-serving, you’ve said it all!
• Texas Weenie Roast
• Hide the Children!
• Disorganized Crime
• Recollect-shun
• Now we know what he’s been doing with his tiny gun for years
• Just to let you know…
• A Barrel of Gaffes
• It goes from bad to Twitterverse
• Sham Artist
• Cooking up a rigged election
• The Lobbying Epidemic
• Boy wonder? Boy, I wonder.
• Influence sold separately
• Scat, King Coal!
• Hannity always takes a knee for Twitler
• Unravelin’ Man
• Idiot Quotient
• The Worst Ladies
• Oh say, did you see the BS from VP?
• Who changes the diapers?
• Breaking News: RNC headed by woman with total amnesia
• Pact-Man
• Lock them up!
• Heckuva job, Brawny!
• Gun debate, you say? Oh, you’re a pistol!
• Silencers
• Heckuva Job, Dukie!
• He can throw his white hood in the air!
• Next he’ll want a Cone of Silence
• His Shitstain is on Every Can!
• Real Locker-room Talk
• When Pigs Fly
• A Koch addiction is a pre-existing condition
• For money, Manafort will let you see his briefs
• Twitler doesn’t get headaches; he’s a carrier
• Lindseypoo: Elusive Care Eunuch
• BLT: Bungling Legal Team?
• Hats Afire
• Inferior Secretary
• Only Label They Need: Gonifs
• Biggest Blowhard Since Twitler
• Robert Mueller Doesn’t Take a Day Off
• Showdown at the Not-So-Okay Corral
• Bullshit Sessions & Sting Wray
• Dream Cleaver
• Forget the wall, put up a revolving door!
• “They do not grasp their essential irrelevance.”
• A New Hen for the Fox House
• He’s leaving to spend more time with his phony medals
• Drowning in Disgust
• The water is deep. The bullshit is deeper.
• Felix the Rat
• War of Words? No, War of Turds
• Battle Him for the Republic
• Waffle Louse
• Stand by your man
• Side Effects
• Mein Drumpf
• Shame!
• An opportunist gets an opportunity to be ignored
• Paul Manafort, You Bug Me
• Up, Up and Oy Vey!
• Smart is smart, and dumb is dumb, and never the twain shall meet
• Bolling Balls
• Should we start a pool & bet on when Rexit happens?
• Poster Boy
• Sheet Music
• Father Knows Worst
• Let the GOP Civil War begin!
• The only secure job in this White House is slate cleaner
• The Revolution won’t be televised, but the propaganda will be!
• Mischief of Staff
• It’s Mini-Mooch. Watch your front!
• Schooling Betsy
• obSESSIONS
• Giuliani as AG? That’s enough to make me toss my cookies!
• They’ll get the most beautiful cake with the most beautiful file in it!
• The Art of the Grift
• Scaramucci, Scaramucci, will you do the Covfefe?
• Beauregard takes a lickin’, and the clock keeps tickin’!
• A Camera-shy Politician?
• Health Care Leaves the GOP Feeling Sick
• BS, A Little Dab’ll Do Ya!
• The Full Sekulow
• Chips Off the Old Blockhead
• The Other Smoke-filled Room
• French Horn(dog)
• Bad Heir Day
• No Goldstone Unturned
• Layers of an Onion Dome
• Cyber-stupidity
• Are they in the Witless Protection Program?
• My Fair Vlady
• Leave the ACA, Repeal & Replace the GOP!
• Declaration of Incoherence
• King Gorge the Turd
• Brazen in the Sun
• Ernest Hemorrhoid
• Twitler is sinking, throw him a couple of anchors
• Twitler’s Love of Pecker
• Slander-in-Chief
• Running for Cover
• A Plethora of Bullshit
• Keeping Abreast of Health Care
• Doctoring the Facts
• A Trump not doing the suing: the shoe’s on the other foot!
• A Future that’s Gloomy. Thanks, Senator Toomey
• Turtle Hacks
• Sunday Morning News Dump
• What a load!
• Something’s weird, relatively
• Send the women to the kitchen, the men will do the disses
• The Sessions Session
• Toady Foster
• Senile Impants
• What’s that awful smell?
• He’s just an idiot, that’s why I endorsed him!
• The Predisent’s Laywer
• Beefs: It’s what’s for dinner
• Sessions had better protect hims-elf!
• Instead of a travel ban, there should be a Twitter ban
• A Whiter Shade of White
• Ivanka’s Labor Pains
• She’s only celebrating, because she had leftover champagne popsicles!
• As the World Burns
• Covfefe: If You Have the Mirror, We Have the Smoke
• Does This Mean “Fake News” is Fake?
• Twisted Misters
• Now the world can hate him as much as we do!
• Secrets & Lies Unveiled
• Instruction of Justice?
• Vatican Shitty
• Slumlord Billionaire
• Maybe Wilbur just needs new glasses
• When did he know? The sus-pence is killing me!
• Shecky McCarthy
• H. R. McJanitor
• Classified Gets Assified
• Odium for the Podium
• Lightning Rod
• Seanah Huckaspicer-Slanders
• Schooling Betsy
• It’s enough to make you mildly nauseous!
• When Harried Met Sally
• 13 Has Never Been a Lucky Number
• You better watch out, we know that you lie, you sold voters out, and people will die
• Hey, as long as we’ve got the bus, might as well throw a few million people under it!
• The Big Queasy
• That’s Entertainment!
• That’s the way the cookie bumbles
• Guess Who Didn’t Come to Dinner!
• Rotten to the News Corps
• The Hundred Days Boor
• Witless List
• Writers’ Schlock
• Not exactly Russian to judgment
• Disasters always get good ratings
• @JasonInTheHouse will soon be out of the House!
• How do you say schmata in Chinese?
• Brittle Foxes
• “All The Views Are Fit to Print”
• Le Pen and La Pencildick
• Easter Basketcase
• Princess Twitlerella
• Who’s Your Caddy?
• Gall In the Family
• A Little Veruca Salt to Rub in Steve Bannon’s Wounds?
• The 5th Passover Question: How is this press secretary different from all other press secretaries?
• The skies might be friendly, but United? Not so much
• Boy Lout
• Jonesin’ For Power
• How the Russians Turned a Page
• Who needs a gag order? I haven’t stopped gagging yet!
• Out Like Flynn
• Lock him up! Lock him up!
• Collusion Course
• He went to Jared!
• A Riddle Wrapped in a Mystery Inside an Enigma Encased in Bullshit
• The Name of the Game is Blame
• Cert-ifiably dead!
• Sean Spicer swears Ukraine was just Niles’s and Frasier’s unseen brother!
• Devin Nunes has never even heard of Devin Nunes
• Bond, WTF Kind of Bond Do They Have?
• What Budget Cuts?
• They can’t decide whether to wear black capes or white hoods!
• Hotsy totsy, he’s a friggin’ Nazi!!!
• Price is Far Right, but All Wrong
• Wayne’s Whirled
• The microwave’s not spying, but there’s a reason my freezer’s named Frigid-ear!
• I Feel Sick Already
• Don’t Merge, Purge!
• Turkish Daffy
• If the Tiara Chaffetz, Wear It
• What a Load of Crapp!
• And the Cookie Starts to Crumble…
• Oil Slick
• Bullshit Sessions
• Honey, They Skunked the Kids
• The Turtle and the Hair
• A Few New Pics for the Pence Family Albumin
• You take the good, you take the bad…
• Sealing Our Fate?
• There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s Twitler’s White House
• The Terror of Their Ways
• Angry Turds
• Checks & Balances? The checks all bounced, and they’re all unbalanced!
• These Boots Were Made for Talking
• Raisin’ Hell
• Labor Pains
• Regarding Beauregard…
• Breaking News…beyond repair
• The Art of the Squeal
• The Price Is Wrong
• Federal Bureau of Urination?
• Federal Bureau of Instigation
• Russian Undressing?
• Weakly Whirled Gnus
• Breaking News…literally
• Please don’t knock on our door
• And now, a musical interlude…
• Paul Ryan is Just Pussyfooting Around
• Squeezing the Johnson
• 1st Presidential Debate: Trump Well-grounded
• No Courage and His Conniptions
• The Worst..I mean, First Family
• Here Comes the Bribe
• Breakfast of Chumpions
• Ratcheding Down the Rhetoric
• Every Little Thing is Gonna Be Alt-Right
• Forget the Tax Returns!!
• The Big Dis-stink-tion
• Chuckleberry’s Joke Goes Viral
• A Grimm Tale of Spinning Straw Into a Bad Hair Weave
• Russian Undressing
• I think it’s the GOP that made a rookie mistake
• An Uncivil Union
• One Ring-A-Dingy
• Strings Attached
• Silence Is Not Golden
• The Cowardly Ryan
• The Tale of the Tape
• Cruz Control
• Blood on Their Hands
• Downton Not-Too-Shabby
• Je ne suis pas William Donohue
• Bye Bye Batshit!!!!!
• Good Grief!
• Brat-worst!
• Happy Holiday!!!
• Happy New Year, Raisinettes!
• 2013 in review
• Getting Away With Murder in Floriduhhh
• Coochie-Coochie-Boo
• Police Brutality Can Be a Good Thing!
• Bottled B.S.
• Branding Iron(y)
• 500,000!!!!!
• 2012 in review
• When the Bats Come Home to Roost
• HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!!
• Deja-whew!!!!!!
• Chrissy Boy
• Cross Country
• Day of Batonement?
• Peggington Noonington Flutters Her Eyelids…
• Mitt Womney
• Chairs are people, too, my friend!!
• Romney’s Rand Gesture
• Bloodsuckers
• Dear Raisinettes
• Super Tuesday
• Hole-y War
• Brainless Friess
• Let ‘Em Eat Crumbs!
• Happy Holidays!!!
• Lipstick & a Pig
• Missionary Reposition
• ‘Tis the Season for Such Folly
• Fighting over who’s wealthy? Oh, that’s rich!
• Bewitched, Bothered, and BeWillard
• Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber
• Mittsie: The Bête Noire of Governor Little Ricky Goodhair
• Another Rethuglican Duhhh-bate
• Campaigning for Fun and Profit
• Don’t (Bumber)shoot!
• It’s time to play the music! It’s time to light the lights! It’s time to meet the Commies on the Muppet Show tonight!
• Ratched-ing Up the Crazy
• Don’t Meet the Press
• Fundy-mental
• ION TV? No, ION Embarrassment
• The Cain Train Goes Off the Track
• Idiocy Quotient
• They Report, They Decide?
• Herman is Squirmin’
• Newt Gingrich on Drugs
• The Seducers…I mean, Producers
• B-lather, Rinse, Repeat (whatever you think people want to hear)
• It’s the Cheesiest!
• You’re a dimwit, Megyn Kelly
• I hope your Thanksgiving was peppered with happiness!
• He even flip-flops on his name!
• Rub-A-Dub-Dub, Two Schlubs in a Tub
• He didn’t lobby, it was just a hobby!
• Why Hermie should be (Tali)banned from speaking
• Gaffe-ing It Up
• Lazy, Hazy, Crazy Days of Politics
• Bronzo the Clown Has Bawls!
• Mac ‘n Sleaze
• Catch of the Day
• One For the Books
• When does he get lost in the desert for 40 years?
• Uncle Rupie’s Son-dick-ate
• A Grateful Raisin Salutes You!
• Oops!
• Who’s Gonna Clean Up This Mesa?
• For His Next Musical Number: Amazing Disgrace
• Another Koch-conspirator
• Oh, Brother!
• Herman Cain, What a Doll!
• End of the Innocence
• Mittsie’s Moronism
• Putting the Ass in HarASSment
• Hollow Weenies
• Discarding the Soggy Teabag
• The Sheriff of Nuttyham
• Birthers of a Nation
• Herman Cain’s Blockhead
• It’s Munstrous!!
• Not-So-Sweet Charity
• From Secession to Oppression
• Widdle Ewic Wets His Pants, Creates a Job for Diaper Changer
• Bye Bye Botox Batshit Bachmann!
• The Sorest Loser
• The Most Dangerous Animal is in the Governor’s Office
• Rethuglican Poo Fight
• What happens in Vegas…
• 100% Ridiculous
• Nekkid Scotty Needs a Dressing Down!
• Ron Paul, Check Your Brows-er
• Giving Herman a Pizza His Mind
• The Pro-Strife Party
• The Rethuglican Duhhh-bate
• I woulda thought of a really cool title, but I was preoccupied.
• Citizen Vain
• Takin’ It to the Streets!
• I thought he would have preferred Herb-al tea
• Misogyny: Good for What Ailes Ya
• The End of an Error
• Just Put Your Lips Together and Blow
• It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Chris-less
• Frack You!
• News of News of The World
• West Whirled
• Hello?
• Darrell Issa Goes Postal!
• Who needs a wake-up call with all that caffeine?
• Happy Birther to You!
• Mittsie: “My Alma Doesn’t Mater”
• Gov. Little Ricky Goodhair Gets (Ice) Creamed by Pizzaman!
• Boo-zing it up at the Rethuglican Debates
• Middle Class? More Like No Class
• The Bucks Start Here
• Red Meat & the Meathead
• Ass Warfare
• The Cain Scrutiny
• A Show of Feith?
• Raid!!!!!
• Coburnt
• Libertarian Ghoulash
• He’s Proud to Be a Merck-an
• Kick Rick
• The Mitt Hatter?
• 10 Years
• Bridges to Somewhere
• Scrumbags
• Debate of Duh Nation
• Haley’s Vomit
• Drowning Government in a Teacup
• Hysterical Raisin 2, the Movie
• Happy Labor Day!
• Holiday Spin
• Theocrazy
• Let the Mudslinging Begin!
• Shrewish, Not Jewish
• Shecky Bachmann
• Darrell-iction of Duty
• The Private Eye Goes Public
• Muammar Goes Daffy!
• A Poisoned Apple for Teacher
• Wheel of Distortion
• Goldman Sucks
• Next!
• Science Friction: A Canary in the Batshit Cave?
• Phone Tap Dance
• Campaign Slogan: Every night’s a pantless party!
• SB5: Enough to make you Ka-sick!
• Picture This!
• A Tale of Two (P)Ricks
• Send Out the Clowns
• When Parry Met Silly
• Schtick-on-a-Stick
• Heel of Fortune
• The Iowa Straw Poll? It’s Like Buttah!
• Name That Toomey
• Die-nasty
• Picture Perfect
• Huntsman and Huntsboy
• Separation of Brain and State
• A Pasch of Blue
• I Pledge a Grievance to the Flag and the United States of America
• Oh rats!
• O-High-O Family Values
• It’s Burnt and Made With Devilled Ham
• From the Hallowed Monty Halls of Congress
• Fiscally Irresponsible
• Tempest in a Teabag
• Hair’s to a Snake in the Grass
• Flop Secret
• Who’s the Boss?
• I’ll take ‘Rigging Elections’ for a few million, ALEC
• Tsar’s Bores: The Empire Strikes Back
• Stoopid Warmed Over
• Karma-geddon
• Liar, Liar, Knickers on Fire!
• She gets headaches? I thought she was just a carrier!
• Cold-Blooded Murdoch
• And it’s 1, 2, 3 strikes, your drought!
• Arresting Development
• The only jobs they create are snow jobs
• Koch-conspirators
• Sour Miss Brooks
• In the Name of the Motherfu…I mean, Father
• Turtle Whacks
• Dim Bulb Barton
• Slaves to Stupidity
• What the Hack?
• Inside the Wapping Paper
• Hold the Presses!
• Texass 2-(Mis)Step
• Gaffe Track
• Gingr-itch, Starting from Scratch
• I’m a Yankee Doodle Raisinette!
• But Money Can’t Buy You Love
• If Rick Santorum isn’t sexy enough for you, here’s Thaddeus!
• Methinks he doth protest too much
• Kochroaches
• Flake Eerie
• Waterloony
• St. Michele
• The Mother of All Candidates
• Thing Are Not So Peachy In Georgia
• Rethugs are just puppets of Americans for Tax Reform
• The Wheels on the Bus Go Flat, Flat, Flat!
• Oink, Oink
• Conservative Christians Want Republicans to Stop Pampering David Vitter
• Supreme Chutzpah
• Holy Crap
• Food For Thought
• Junior High Journalism
• The Blingriches
• Prophetic? Naaahh, Pathetic!
• Poisoned apples? That’s what happens when you abolish the FDA.
• Prick Santorum
• You Can Run, But You Can’t Formaldehyde
• Rethugs love small businesses? The beer hypocrisy!
• Greek Ruins
• Snow White? Not even before she drifted.
• Lipstick on a Pygmalion
• Weiner Roast
• The Wheels on the Bus Go Ka-ching! Ka-ching!
• Creeps of Faith
• Herstory
• Mitt Romney, the Rodney Dangerfield of the Rethuglican Party
• He Wants to Have His Candy and Eat It, Too
• Who says there are no manufacturing jobs left in America?
• Fun With Dickin’ Jane
• Attention Hog on a Hog
• 2 Idiots, No Waiting
• The Right’s Guff
• They’re Munstrous!
• It’s enough to drive you crazy, if you let it!
• I ♥ NY-26!
• Gold (for those with no) Standards
• The End of the World….Again
• Greasy’s the Word
• Camping Out
• Damage (out of) Control
• Radical Engineering of an Apology
• Callista Blingrich
• American Huckstery
• Shock and Awww, Not Again!
• The Chuckleberry Charade
• Tom Coburnt
• Call Me Un-American
• Who’s ‘MediScared’ Now, Asswipes?
• The Oily Show
• Plastic Bag
• Screwing America, One School at a Time
• I Hate Yoo!
• Uh-oh, now he’s gone and pissed off St. Ronnie!
• Blue Dogs Barking
• The Master Debaters
• Justice says, “Justified!”
• The Oily Turd Catches the Worms
• “We got him.”
• The Apprent-ass
• Icky Leaks, the Saga Continues
• Icky Leaks
• Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed, Something Orange
• Barbour Chop
• The Hot Seat
• The Gang’s All Somewhere
• El Pandering
• Cindy Hampton Isn’t the Only One John Ensign Screwed!
• 1500!!
• More Michigan Mishigas
• Take 2 Tablets, but Don’t Call Me in the Morning
• Straight Talk
• Infamous & Andy
• Spaghetti and Meathead
• That’s Gonna Leave a Mark
• A Wingnut Takes Wing
• #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement About Jon Kyl
• Strong Tea
• Eric Cantor Sucks!
• Balancing Act
• Did Katherine Harris relocate and change her last name?
• It’s All About the Dough
• If He’s Ryan, He’s Lyin’
• It’s My Uterus!
• The U-Word
• Bunions Might Not Be Covered
• What’s the Deal?
• You’re not the boss of me!
• Weak Tea
• Rick Scott, Floridiot
• Time for Sean Duffy to Meet the Real World
• The Games Rethugs Play
• Rethuglicans Peddlin’ It All Over Iowa
• Cheeseheadstrong
• ɥɔıɹbuıb ʇʍǝu
• The Pain in Maine’s Due Plainly to His Reign
• Maine Event
• Planned Parenthoodwinked
• Mini-Sneeries
• I Think Graham is Crackers
• When is time up for those who should be doing time?
• Michele Who?
• Randy Randy (Bed)Hopper
• It used to be his party, and he’ll cry if he wants to.
• Bloodsuckers
• How Kudlow Can You Get?
• Michigan Mishigas
• The New New Hampshire, Now Located in Massachusetts
• Does this shade of brown make my nose look fat?
• Working Hard
• A Cheesy Move in Wisconsin
• Cash Crops
• Ensign Family Values
• The Artful Dodger
• More Support Than an 18-Hour Bra
• Custom Maid
• A Run For the Money
• Going Off-Track
• You’re Tho Groth, Man!
• Americans for the Prosperous
• Koch Caca: It’s the Steal Thing!
• The Brothers Grime
• The Bland of Pawlenty
• Anti-Labor Pains
• Prank and Vile
• Bubble, Bubble, Toil & Bullshit
• Scott Walker, Koch Addict
• Nudnik at Nite
• They Need an Empathy Transplant
• Who Ya Gonna Call?
• Walker vs. Walk-Out
• It’s not a wonderful day in this Mr. Rogers’ neighborhood!
• Talk Like an Egyptian…Tyrant
• An Earmark By Any Other Name Would Smell as Expensive
• Just because I’m the leader doesn’t mean I have to lead!
• CPAniC
• Hosni-jerk Reaction
• CPAChydermititis
• Crappy Birthday, Part 4: The Last Straw
• Saint Conspiraca
• Crappy Birthday, Part 3
• Crappy Birthday, Part 2
• Crappy Birthday
• Moonstruck
• OMG! What’s next? Caliph-ornia?!
• 6 More Weeks of BS?
• How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sharia?
• Judicial Ac-tea-vism
• The Cain Scrutiny
• If America Has Talent, Why Does Piers Morgan Have a Show?
• Brewin’ Up a Budget
• Angling for Relevancy
• Bronzo is Blue!
• The Date of the Union
• Disfigure of Speech
• American Gonifs
• The Fine Art of Batshittery
• Lousetrap
• Des Moines Event
• The Philadelphia Story
• Adventures in Torn Asunderland
• 3-Ring Caucus
• Guess Who’s Not Coming to Dinner
• Throwing Phathead Steele Under the Priebus
• Louie the Gohmert Shoots Off His Mouth
• Bronzo the Clown, Party Animal
• King Gets a Royal Slapdown
• Intelligence Deficit
• No-Good and Pawlenty
• The Day After
• That Was the Weak that Was
• Darrell-iction of Duty
• Making Waves
• Make Room for Randy!
• Finding Integrity is Like Pulling Teeth
• Lindseypoo Through the Looking-Glass
• Crap Shoot
• A Few of My Favorite Zings
• Snow Flaky
• Snow Job
• Just Desserts
• Yertle the Turtle Out of His Shell
• Pat Robertson Said That? He Must Be High!
• Merry Christmas, Raisinettes!
• The McGrinch Who Tried to Steal Christmas
• The End of DADT? That Has a Nice Ring to It!
• Harry Reid Has Lunch
• GOP? More Like PMS
• Tweedlejon and Tweedlejohn
• Ask and Tell
• No Signs of Intelligence Found
• Shooting Everything, Including Herself in the Foot
• Capitol Theater, With a Capital Tea
• Too Bad She Can’t Get a Heart Transplant!
• Tears of a Bronzo the Clown
• Its Comical, Part 8: Clean-up Edition
• It’s Comical, Part 7: King of the Hill Edition
• It’s Comical, Part 6: What a Character Edition
• It’s Comical, Part 5: Miscellaneous Comics Edition
• It’s Comical, Part 4: Comic Book Books Edition
• It’s Comical, Part 3: They Yam What They Yam Edition
• It’s Comical, Part 2: Superheroes Edition
• It’s Comical, Part 1 (Updated)
• Book ’em, Danno!
• Hello Dollies!
• The Raisin Galvanizes for Steele!
• Boohoo Boehner is Just Cluckin’ Around
• The Great Rethuglican Toy Catalog
• The Saga of Bristol and Levi
• Lowering the Bar
• “I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.”
• Hoops Oops
• The Hammer Comes Down on the Hammer
• Happy Thanksgiving!
• 2012?
• Food for Thought: Slimming Down Incentive Edition, continued…
• Food for Thought: Slimming Down Incentive Edition
• Food for Thought: Fast Food Edition
• Food for Thought: Hey Big Boy!
• Food for Thought: Have Another Drink Edition
• Food for Thought: Have a Drink Edition
• Food for Thought: Cookie Monsters Edition
• Food for Thought: Candy Is Dandy, but Liquor May Be Required
• Cereal Liars
• Food for Thought
• Don’t Dance, Don’t Tell
• The Wild, Wild West
• Pulp Affliction
• A Jarring Recollection
• With Friends Like These, the Rerun
• Mandate? Not So Fast
• I think it’s Batshit Bachmann who’s tripping
• This Guy’s Gonna Be Speaker of the House, For Cryin’ Out Loud!
• Employment for Losers
• Harry Reid Mans Up!
• The Macaca Awards! And the Winners Are…
• The Macaca Awards! Part V
• The Macaca Awards! Part IV
• The Macaca Awards! Part III
• The Macaca Awards! Part II
• The Macaca Awards!
• Why would I buy food from someone who makes me lose my appetite?
• James Inhofe Has Crystal Balls!
• Koch Choler
• Shafted? I Report, You Decide
• The Sharron Angle Non-Obamacare Old-Fashioned Medicine Show
• About That Apology, Ginni…
• The State of Virginia
• Lati-NO!
• Minority Report
• Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber
• Tea and Crackers
• Chamber of Horrors
• Hanni-tea Insani-tea
• Priva-tea-zation
• Kans-asses
• Listing to the Right
• Take Them Out! To the ballgame, I mean.
• Behind the Curtain
• Heil-arious
• Tunnelvision
• An Hour Later, She Wanted More Classified Information
• Yuck, Nyuk, Yuck
• Juicy Fruit
• Ethel Taitz
• Maid in the U.S.A.
• Rowdy With a Chance of Screwballs
• The Harsh Glare of Truth
• James DildO’Keefe
• That’s the Spirit!
• Tater Tot
• Hope they’ll be sorry that Buck stopped here
• The Devolution of the Rethuglican Party
• I wouldn’t vote for her, I love lucid!
• The Pledge of a Grievance
• Cupcakes? I think Twinkies is more like it!
• Summers’ Time and the Leaving is Easy
• Comedy of Terrors
• Money Can’t Buy You Love, But How About a Governorship?
• Send In the Clones
• Nightmare Girls
• Stinky & the Brain
• Fertilizing the Turdblossom
• Welcome to the New G. O. Tea
• Boohoo Boehner Blinks, Yertle McConnell Stinks
• Storming the Castle
• Puttin’ On The Shitz!
• The Raisin Remembers
• The Raisin Gives This Movie a Thumbs Down
• Motherfuc….I mean, Mother Goose
• The End of the Daley Show
• Drowning in Stupidity
• Christine O’Donnell Isn’t Foolin’ Around!
• Unreality TV
• The Amazingly Hilarious Race!
• Cactus Got Your Tongue?
• The Old Goat and His Goats
• Shooting the Bull
• Schundler’s Pissed
• Murfreesboro Becomes Mursboro
• Mallrat
• Kenny Dodgers
• The Grapes are Sour in Floriduhhh, Must Be the Heat
• I Have a Scream
• Sleazy Returns to the Big Easy
• The Incredible Inedible Egg!
• This Graham Cracker is Stale
• Double Screecher
• Abu-Dhabi-Doo
• Guffaw & Disorder: Special Victims Unit
• Holier-Than-Thou Land
• Diversity is Fine, Just Not Diversity of Thought
• Music of the Right
• This Steele is Anything But Stainless
• If it’s not in the 2nd Amendment, she hasn’t heard about it
• Dr. Laura, In Context
• Gimme a Break, a Prison Break
• I Don’t Think They’re “Friends”
• The Wedding Panners
• Little Randy went to a farm, e-i-e-i-zzzzzzzzzzzzz
• Supreme Wackadoodle
• pHAThead, Part 2
• Michael Steele Puts the Hat in Phathead
• Listen to Your Mother!
• Sharron’s Real Angle
• Silly Season
• Crime of Opportunity
• Pawlenty of Nuthin’
• You’ve Got Mail…Blessed By Saint Ronnie!
• Changing the Rule$
• Zero for Heroes
• Trouble Brewing in Teabaggerland!
• Colorado: The Bucktennial State?
• Rocky Mountain Low
• The Know-Nothing No-Everything Party
• With Justice For None
• The Vast Rightwing Idiocy
• Beat the Press!
• The Amazing Race-Baiter
• OMG!! They Have More Cowbell!
• Tea For Two
• I wouldn’t give you a nickel for any word she coins
• The Party of Stinkin’
• Caucus Clown
• Did He Ever Have a Groove Before?
• Something on a Crisp Shitz Cracker
• Where the Blubber Meets the Road
• Instead of worrying about deckchairs, voters should worry that she’s not playing with a full deck
• If he gets his butt kicked, will he feel it through the diaper?
• The Wrong Women for Women’s Rights
• More Baloney in Old Arizony
• A Crockwork Orange
• Tea’ed Off
• They’re dumb, stupid, idiotic, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera…
• CPT:2010 The Brain That Wouldn’t Work
• John Boehnehead
• Happy Birthday USA!
• Glenn Beck University, Where Every Degree Is A BS Degree!
• Rethuglican Tan-trums
• Re-Angling (Oh Brother!) Circus
• Guns ‘n Poses
• Wally Whirled
• They’ve Already Infiltrated the Infantry!
• La Shriek, C’est Chic!
• Scam Wow!
• If You Think BP’s Honest, You Don’t Know Dudley…I mean, Diddly!
• General Discontent
• Delete the Press
• Bob’s Your Uncle. No, Wait, Bob’s Your Replacement. No, Wait, Bob’s Your Boat!
• The Oil Is Slick, But These Guys Aren’t
• Whistling in the Dark-o?
• Where the Necks are Red and the Llamas are Nervous
• A Sorry Excuse for a Congressman
• Swedish Meatball? No, Swedish Meathead!
• There’s a Teabag in Every Crappy Meal!
• Not Certified, Just Certifiable
• The Mane Event
• HP Must Stand for Hair Pundit
• Far Right Angle
• You Can’t Spell Crazy Without AZ!
• Quick on the Uptake
• Tony Hayward: Flying By the Seat of His Pants
• Detecting lies is easy, it’s finding any truth that’s almost impossible
• Hayley Spills
• It’s Not a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Enough World!
• I hope everyone leaves the rice in the bags when they throw it
• Nevada’s Obtuse Angle
• (Don’t tell her the dog’s real name is Santiago!)
• Yeah, Tony, It’s All About You
• Reading the Tea Leaves
• Offshore Shilling
• Simon Says: “Mr. Beck, you are a con man”
• Make Room for Daddy
• Oldfartisanship
• Oh what a tangled web they weave, just how dumb, you won’t believe!
• Yertle to Little Randy: STFU!
• I Should Say Stupid Stuff to Reporters? Gotcha!
• Wash Colors Separately
• Wingnuts and Dolts
• RP ♥ BP
• I’ll tell you what I think just as soon as Frank Luntz tells me what that is
• Rethugs ♥ Abstinence…for everyone else
• Not-So-Super Tuesday for Some People
• The Shrill of It All
• Morning Schmoes
• The less bein’ said about it, the better
• Good Time Charlie
• He’s not sleeping, he’s just resting his brain
• It’s not the heat, it’s the stupidity
• The Wizards of Oil
• Let the Games Begin!
• Re-order in the Court?
• Cantor’s National Council for a New America Meets Its Death Panel
• Bennett to Teabaggers: Are Utah-kin’ to me?
• I Guess He Rubbed Him the *Right* Way
• Well, he *does* appear to have a lot of baggage…
• Captain Underpants, You Have the Right to Remain Silent. You Really Should Have!
• He should have taken his focus off the family and put it on whom he was endorsing
• Virginia Attorney General Involved in Coverup!
• Ad Pauseum
• Dead Man Running
• Love for Labour’s Lost
• Harry, King of Cots
• Is that Richie and Potsie? No, it’s Russ and a Nazi!
• Forget Job, Get a Job!
• Brewer’s Yeesh
• Texas Tea
• Mexicans crossing the border with mules! No, not burros, shoes!
• Why did my doctor just take my temperature with a meat thermometer?
• Chicken Wingnut
• Throwing Charlie Under the Tea Party Express Bus
• Batshit Bachmann Gets Even Batshittier!
• I bet he’ll insist he’s not really Captain Underpants either!
• Let Us Be Frank. Or Maybe Just Talk Like Him!
• Who should go to jail? Fill in the Blank(fein).
• Hanni-tea Insani-tea
• Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t
• The Barbour of Incivility
• New Yuck!
• Old King Coal Has a Very Dark Soul, and So Do His Buddies
• Rupert Murdoch: Fairly Unbalanced
• Cheesy in the Big Easy
• Can he balance a ball on his nose?
• Bob McDonnell: No Slave to History
• The Junior Senator From Neva-duhhhh
• Maverick? Who’s a Maverick?
• Merry Crist Mess!
• Fraud Chicken
• The Party of Fiscal Responsibility
• Michael Steele has his hands tied. Hey! He can work at the bondage club now!
• The Crock in Little Rock
• How Much For Room and Broad?
• Naked Hypocrisy
• Express Yourself
• Schlemiel, Schlimazel, Batshit Goopers Incorporated!
• Directly Threated, With a Very Indirect Bullet
• Nekkid Scotty, Meet Raw Politics
• The Party of No Can’t Keep It Up For Long
• That’s the Way the Cokie Grumbles
• Russian to the Microphones
• A Woman’s Work is Sometimes Done!
• Taking the Nasty Plunge
• King of the Bungle
• Bart Stupak Begs to Have His Knuckles Rapped With a Ruler
• Say Cheesy!
• Tobac-coercion
• Horsefeathers!
• Throwing the poor under the Jeebus
• TEXtbooks
• You Got a Beef, Stew….I mean, Stupak?
• Game On, Yertle McConnell!
• P-ew!
• Don’t Let The Peninsula Hit You in the Ass on Your Way Out
• Northern Overexposure
• Powerpointing Fingers at Michael Phathead Steele
• The United Hates of America
• What Can Brown Do For You, Capt. Underpants?
• All Other Grifters Palin Comparison
• Batten Down the Hatches. Well, Just One Hatch. And Let’s Use a Real Bat!
• The Washington Senators
• The Texas Goober-natorial Race
• With All Doo-doo Respect
• Kentucky BluegrASS
• Keep On Truckin’ (But Don’t Break a Nail)
• Pearls(tein) of Wisdom
• Do Most Party Crashers Bring Whine?
• The Russians are Unbecoming! The Russians are Unbecoming!
• Tom Coburn ♥ Gridlock
• One hand taketh, the other stab-eth in the back
• Such a Small Tent, But So Many Circus Acts
• The Gang’s All There!
• Funny Princess Can’t Take a Joke, Because She Is One
• Shitcoms
• Laverne and Shirley? No, Limpy and Suze
• Buh-Bye Bayh!
• Land of 10,000 Lakes and a Few Flakes
• CPT2010
• The GOP Choice: Parker Griffith, Mo or Les
• Broder, Can You Spare a Slime?
• It May Be Cold, But They Need a Chill Pill
• Snow Day! What a Capitol Idea!
• Oink, Oink
• Sarah Palin, Palm Reader
• Now Playing at EweTube
• All That Glitters is Often Tarnished
• What’s in a Name?
• Everything Changes, Except Rethuglican’s Small Minds
• Does This Mean Japanese Beetles are Now Called Freedom Beetles?
• Hannity for the Defense
• Toyota Prius? Or ‘Toyota, pry us out of this wreck!’?
• I Thought He’s From South Carolina
• Behind Enemy Lines
• It’s My Party, and I’ll Bail If I Want To
• Judicial Restraint? Next Time, Put Him in Restraints!
• Get Outta Here, Boys, Ya Bug Me!
• The Declaration of Incoherence
• Breaking News: Lt. Gov. Bauer Solves Childhood Obesity Problem
• He’d be a party pooper, if he could only find a party that’ll have him!
• Free Speech Is Gonna Cost Ya
• Welcome to the United States of Corporate America
• Naked Ambition
• My Skools Dont’ Need Munny
• Even His Family Votes Against Him!
• The Company He Keeps
• By George!
• King-size Stupid
• Not Haiti, Just Hate
• Maybe the Devil Made Him Say It
• I Know Nothing! Nothing!
• The Schmidt Hits the Fan
• Rod Blackojevich
• The Strife of the Party
• Have You Driven Out a Ford Lately?
• Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid!
• It’ll take a sorcerer to repair this guy’s image
• The Goodbye Boys
• Uncle Pat’s Ex-Hume-ation…I mean, Exhortation
• A Hume-an Interest Story
• Traitor Joe
• Health Care’s No Problem…If You’re a Multimillionaire
• 2010: Year of the Tiger
• Goodbye 2009!
• For the Love of Pete
• The Price of Terror
• Anchors: A Weigh-in
• If their lips are flappin’, a bull is crappin’
• The Grincheney Revisited
• Merry Christmas!
• Where Thinking Goes to Tank
• Batshit Bachmann Has a Farm, E-I-E-I-Uh-Oh!
• He’s Dreaming of a Bronze Christmas
• If you’re hoping anyone thinks you have class, you haven’t got a prayer
• Now if he can only figure out how to wrap it…
• “You’re ridiculous!”
• Brand Spankin’ Ewww!
• Condiland
• The Same Old Song
• The Mouse That Whored..for the Insurance Industry
• Maver-ick-ick-ick
• Law & Disorder
• When does the Lifetime movie come out?
• Oh Henry
• He’s dreaming of a Brown Christmas
• No Spin-ach Zone
• Hysterical Raisins, the Movie
• So much for that whole “southern gentleman” thing
• Christmas Sweater, Now With Real Sweat
• Wit vs. Half-Wit
• 1,000!
• All That Glitters Is Not Gold
• Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid!
• OMG! They Killed Sanity!! You Bastards!
• The Breakfast Schlub
• Teabaggers Can Dream, Can’t They?
• Keep On Truckin’, Little Ricky Goodhair
• Something Stinks on the Links
• Happy Turkey Day!
• No Soup For Them!
• Cat Fight, Part 2
• A Very Good Thing
• Rethugs, I hope this gives you some cloture…I mean, closure
• I Now Unpronounce You…..
• Virginia Makes History…Up
• Gohmert Pile (of Poop)
• Kay Bailey Hutchison’s Campaign Gets Dicked
• Oh Deer!
• The Book to Nowhere: Thanks, but No Thanks
• A Very Inappropriate Post
• Old Yellers
• Schlub Scouts
• How About Hypocrisy Limits?
• Stupak, Stupid, It’s the Pitts!
• Pot(belly), Meet Kettle
• It’s only dead if you kill it, moron!
• The Tea Gets Iced
• She’s Squirrelly, Not Shirley
• Blithering (look that up, Joe) Idiot
• Cereal Wingnuts
• All Politics is Loco
• The Bratz Pack
• Hollow Weenies
• Who Ya Gonna Call? Filibuster!
• All Politics is Local?
• AU whatta PAIR!
• Do Your Magic, Harry
• In a Dither
• I Scream, “Sunday!”
• You Can Buy the Big Apple If You Have Enough Cabbage
• The Pro-Stupid Agenda
• Floriduhhhh
• Bye, Bye Bernie
• If Sue ever said anything intelligent, it would be a Myrickle.
• Helium and Hot Air
• The GOP Looks a Little Flushed Lately
• Heady Lamar
• The Orly Bird Catches the Worm…I mean, a Fine
• If Olympia Had Been a Man, Max Baucus Would Be a Snowe Blower
• The Road to Shell Is Paved With Bad Intentions
• New Joisey
• Bananas Repeal
• Bad Seeds: Faces Only a Mother&*¢#@$ Could Love, Part Deux
• Glory, Glory Halliburton
• Betsy and the Bubbleheads
• Supremely Different
• Faces Only a Mother&*¢#@$ Could Love
• Of the stupid people, for the stupid people, by the stupid people
• I know he’s telling the truth–his lips are moving!
• Power Has Its Privileges
• Clinically Insane
• The Baucus Caucus
• Miguel Acero
• Sweet Home, Chicago
• Hong Kong Hooey
• All Wet Dreams
• David Vitter Pampers the Formaldehyde Industry
• Let ’em eat cake? Hell, let ’em hope the rich people left some crumbs!
• ‘Roid Rage
• Hearts Might Not Be Afire, But His Pants Sure Are!
• They even help insurance execs across the street!
• Oh, the Horror!
• Maybe they all need a nap
• You Can’t Spell Prick Without R-I-C-K!
• Oklahoma, Not OK
• If you’re stupid, and you know it, flap your lips!
• Insurance Companies Get the MAXimum Bang for Their Buck
• From Scooby-Doo to Just Plain Doo-Doo
• Czars in Her Eyes
• A Sorry Excuse For an Apology
• There’s no cure for selfishness
• Southern Discomfort
• South Caro-whiner
• Rudeness, Rebuttal, and Royalty
• Can we get a death panel to work on her Facebook account?
• The ‘Put Health Care Reform to Death’ Panel
• Forecast: A chance with Snowe
• Hide the Children!!!!
• Rethuglican School Daze
• They mean what they say….until they take it back
• Now for a little Levi-ty
• Raise the Error Alert!
• What the Huck?
• Virginia should be reeling
• White Elephant
• Tag, You’re It
• She quits everything except quitting
• How Can We Miss You When You Won’t Go Away?
• Rest In Peace, Teddy
• The Color of Stupid
• The Rethugs’ll Be the Death of Us Yet
• Heavens to Betsy! You’re Fired!
• The Gang’s All Here
• Let’s Be Blunt. You’re a Liar!
• Puttin’ on the Ditz
• Enough is Enough!
• Twinkletoes…make that Stinkletoes
• They have the healthiest wallets around!
• There’s not enough spackle and duct tape in the world to repair her image
• An Armey of One Less
• Uh-oh, Chimpy, now you’ve gone and made him mad!
• You make us upchuck when you make shit up, Chuck!
• Gonzogate: The Story That Never Dies
• They’ll approve transplants–of money from your pocket to theirs
• Poisoning Political Debate
• Why worry about death panels, when she’s gonna kill us all with stupidity?
• Gonzo’s doing interviews. A little Berty told me!
• Supreme Irony
• Chuck Norris? O RLY?
• Mission Accomplished!
• The Senator ‘n Sin
• Now how do we get rid of Clunkers in the Senate?
• From Bad to Verse
• Millions of pets’ ears won’t be bleeding
• Fear Factor: the House of Reprehensibles
• Pants on Fire
• Fear Factor
• What an Operation!
• Is there a doctor in the House? Yeah, 14 of ’em!
• Don’t let the door hit you in the Bridge to Nowhere on your way out!
• What Tom Coburn does when he’s not birthin’ John Ensign’s babies
• Gee, Gordon’s Giddy!
• CNN: Conspiracy Nuts Network
• Hey Lou Dobbs! Show Us Your Taitz!
• Gunnin’ for Trouble
• Finger-lickin’ Bad
• The Amazing Racists!
• *C*heat Street
• It Had To Be Yoo
• Captain Underpants to the Rescue!
• Galleta de Graham
• Good Medicine
• Dirty Tricks from Dirty Dick
• Payback is a Real Bitch, but so is Princess Sarah!
• C-section on C Street?
• The Sarah Palin Chronicles: First Secession, Now Succession
• Witless Protection Program, Part 2
• The Witless Protection Program
• Holy Mackerel!
• The only thing she doesn’t quit is quitting!
• Press Mess Causes Stress
• The Megillah in Wasilla
• Campaign Pain
• She’d be less embarrassing if she flew to Argentina and had an affair!
• The Continuing Saga of Sparky Marky Mark
• That’s Life….as in sentence! (and other news)
• Party of Sinners? Party On, Sinners!
• Let ’em eat Happy Meals!
• An Ego of Biblical Proportions
• Scandalapalooza!
• Sanford and Sin…or is it Sanford and Spin?
• Mystery Political Science Theater
• undiS.C.losed location
• Shhh! It’s a secret!
• Radio Daze
• Hello? Hello? Is this Microphone On?
• Don’t Count on Us!
• The Shtickado
• Welcome to the Hypocrisy Club, Senator!
• Electile Dysfunction
• The Best Smears of Their Lives
• Much Ado About Nothing
• Beating the Tar Out of Big Tobacco
• Everybody’s lips are moving, but we don’t hear anything!
• Too much coffee makes your eyes squint
• The Midnight Cowboy(1969) Coming Home (1978) to declare Obama Enemy of the State (1998)
• RNC-sick
• All the Preznit’s Men
• The Great White Hype
• Economics 101? She can’t even count to 101!
• A Fairy Tale
• Squawk Radio
• Don’t know if he’s a prince, but I hope someone crowns him!
• Pro-Hate
• Losers. G-O-P. Losers.
• California Reaming
• Ship of Tools
• Rethugs R Them
• They make an appealing couple!
• GOP: How do you solve a problem like Maria? Oops, make that Sonia.
• Wedgie Issues
• Rethuglican Pie Fight!
• WaPo: Don’t Let Good Deeds Go Unrewarded
• The Ass-burns Reloaded
• Creepier by the Dozen
• L’Austin Space
• Waiting for Joe Barton to say something smart? Don’t hold your breath!
• Nuts and Dolts
• MoDo Hits a New Low
• Holier than Thou
• Primary Dolors
• Move Over, Darjeeling
• Beauty is only skin-deep. Stupid’s to the bone!
• Dumb Blondes
• Deadeye Dick’s Crowning Achievement
• Abstinence is as easy as taking Candies from a baby!
• Whatever Happened to the Gulden’s Rule?
• Another Romance Down the Drain
• Eric Recanter
• Ladies and Gentlemen, We Have a Weiner!
• It’s Elementary!
• National Council for a New America–Whatta Pizza Work!
• No kidding!
• Ex-Specter-atin’
• Banking to the Right
• With all that finger-pointing, someone’s gonna lose an eye!
• 100 Days
• It’s His Party, and He’ll Leave If He Wants To!
• Bye Bye Bybee
• Susan Collins, Person of InFLUence
• I wish Deadeye Dick a room filled with ottomans
• Cheney Gang
• Rotten to the Core
• Join the Rethuglican Party, and Get a Free Set of Kneepads!
• Should Rudy oppose gay marriage when he’s running out of women to marry?
• Cow Farts and Rethug Rhetoric, Who Can Tell the Difference?
• Sour Grapes Make Nasty Whine
• Follow Me, I’m Lost, Too!
• Statuary Undrape
• Nothing Succeeds Like Secession!
• Rush Limbarrgh
• The GOP Displays its Testicular Fortitude
• You Can’t Teabag Without a Dick Armey!
• Bo Day Afternoon
• Cereal Liar
• Glenn Dreck
• Bunning on Empty
• How much bull can a governor dish out? P-aw-lenty!
• Mixed Wingnuts
• Welcome to BlancheMart!
• Turds of a Feather Stick Together
• Joe the Plumber’s Popularity Plunges Yet Again
• I hear she might name her next kid Mulligan
• Leading the Charge Against Health Care…After He Overcharged for Health Care
• A Fight Brewing Over the Budget
• He’s a Fool All Year Long!
• Changing the Environment in Washington
• Los Presos Españoles
• Insanity Is Her Currency
• Fuss-budgets
• Darrell Issa issa Moron
• When life hands you a Lemon, make an ass out of yourself on TV!
• Michele-in-a-Handbasket
• In Order to Form a More Perfect Union…or Not
• Building Bridges
• Is It Out in ‘Ape’rback Yet?
• The Bonus Round
• Only the Bestrogen
• Demagangery
• Blonde Jokes
• With a name like Tucker, he’s got to be rude.
• “Left Hanging in the Wind”? He Should Have Been Hanged!
• The Non-Legislators in the Legislature
• Schlock Market Smackdown
• 617-27-054
• Pass the Barbecue Sauce!
• He Said, He Said
• Party Poopers
• Paging Bobby Jindal!
• Hey, Hey, Hey!!!
• Omni-fuss Over the Omnibus
• Michael Steele’s Flying Circus
• Scuzzy and Harriet
• Who’s the Boss?
• Resetting the Crock….I mean Clock
• The Party of No, as in No, You’re Not Invited, Captain Underpants!
• CPAC? I need some Ipecac!
• CIA or IOU?
• Volcanoes Aren’t the Only Things Erupting!
• Speeches and Scream
• Dumbos, the Elephants, Revisited
• Dumbos, the Elephants
• His Name is Earl
• Perle Harbors Delusions
• Grand Old Party? No, Just Grandstanding!
• Happy Birthday, Barbie: 4th and Final(?) Edition
• Happy Birthday, Barbie! Part 3: The Ladies of the Senate
• Happy Birthday Barbie, Part 2: First Lady Edition
• Happy Birthday, Barbie!
• The Party of Personal Responsibility…except when it comes to accepting responsibility
• More Tsuris From Burris
• Cutting Through the Old Song and Dance
• Next!
• Bonnie and Clyde Without the Guns
• Forget Pennsylvania Avenue, Think *Madison* Avenue!
• You Can Take That to the Snow Bank
• Indiana Jonesin’ for Jobs
• The Gripes of Wrath
• Stimu-less
• *Garb*age
• My Boob Tube Got Boobier
• Smell that? The turds must be blossoming!
• Citipoop: Greasing the Weill
• Personal Fouls-Sports Night at the Raisin!
• House of Cards
• Welcome to the Rethuglican Circus–It’s the Small Tent to the Right
• The State of the City
• Royal Pain in the Ass
• He Never Met a Microphone He Didn’t Like
• Did Anyone Look in the Blago-sphere?
• POTUS vs. Hippopotamus
• The State Department Goes Low Carb-No More Rice!
• Like a Whiny Stoned Cowboy
• End of the Caro-line
• GOP: Gratutitously Obstructing Progress
• (He Thinks We Just Misunderaugurated Him!)
• The New Kids in Town
• Good Riddance
• Stupid Has Left the Station, All Aboard the Train of Thought
• He *Should* Be on the Extramarital Relations Committee Instead
• The Lamest Duck of All Sings His Swan Song
• The No Talk Express
• Uncivil Right
• One Week to the End of an Error
• Putin on the Heat
• Goodbye, Gerber-ding-dong, science calling!
• Saint Blago
• Whiny and Cheesy Party
• Doesn’t this guy have TIVO?
• DiFi: “You don’t write, you don’t call…”
• The Bushies Can Kiss Our Tushies
• The *Untied* States of America, the Final Installment
• The *Untied* States of America, Part 3
• The *Untied* States of America, Part 2….Eh?
• The *Untied* States of America, Part 1
• Burris Tsuris
• 2008: End of an Error
• Bernie’s Back!
• Rice Ba-lone-y
• The RNC in B&W
• Puppy Love!
• Pardon My Pardon!
• ‘Tis the Season….
• The Grincheney
• Geld this Guild!
• I’ll have a couple of slices of satire, please. No anchovies.
• Oxy-morons
• Bad Medicine
• That’s the Sound of the Men Working on the Cheney Gang
• If You’ve Got the Dime, He’s Got the Crime
• Madoff Made Off With Everyone’s Dough
• Untrue Man
• Do You Have Those in a Size Stupid?
• Bride of Chucky
• Housing Development
• Who Ya Gonna Call?
• Patti Blagojebitch
• Well, it does start with ‘ill’ and ends with ‘annoy’…..
• There’s not enough paper in the world….
• Lack of Motor Skills
• How much does a trowel and a can of hairspray cost?
• U.S. Attorney’s Office in Pittsburgh is the pits!
• Don’t know if he’s sleepy, but his head is hollow!
• Charlie and Chimpy
• The Revile-y Factor
• Capitol Hillary
• California Scheming
• Why not make it a pig roast, too?
• Guff-stream
• Happy Thanksgiving!
• Breaking Up Is Hard To Do
• Cross Palination
• Drive Me Crazy
• Obama-nomics
• We don’t know where the buck stops, but that’s okay, because there are no bucks left!
• For the Birds
• To Mic(hel)e (and) (Bach)mann
• This Canary Should Be a Jailbird
• Get (Incum)bent!
• Joe LIEbermouse
• A Bigger Slice of the Eskimo Pie
• Princess and the Pea-Brains
• Biden Time With the Cheneys
• The Party’s Over
• Hey, the Banks Have a New Xmas Club, and They’re All Members!
• They’re a page right out of history!
• Just Like Dr. Pepper, So Misunderstood: Battle Royale!
• Just Like Dr. Pepper, So Misunderstood! Part II
• Just Like Dr. Pepper, So Misunderstood!
• I always thought they were seedy!
• Y’all don’t come back now, y’hear?
• Mr. President
• The Votes Have Been Counted!
• The Captain Underpants Campaign Gets Dicked
• Dan and Ted’s Excellent Delusion
• Put the Lid on it, Liddy
• Trick or Treat!
• Bubba Gits It Done!
• Have Some Respect–That’s *Governor* Whack Job!
• Turds of a Feather
• Guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty!
• The Rethuglicans’ New Pipe Line
• Don’t Ask, Don’t Mattel, Part 2
• Don’t Ask, Don’t Mattel
• The Christian Right Stuff
• Shopping: The Captain Underpants campaign embraces yet another Bush administration strategery!
• Bachmann and Robin
• I’t Getting Ruff Out There!
• Femininnies
• Nothing Free about Freedom of Information
• Stand-Up Guys
• Captain Underpants’s Campaign Goes Down the Drain
• Nyuk, nyuk, yuk!
• Making Things Kristol Clear
• Please line up and leave the sinking ship in an orderly manner.
• Puck You!
• Ask the Expert
• Freak Radicals
• The Hate Talk Express
• Don’t Forget Poll Land
• “Finally, we come to my number two man. His name? Number Two.”
• Smearing Everything Except Her Lipstick
• Troll Model
• The Politics of Fear and Loathing
• Speak Shrilly, and Carry a Big Shtick
• Veepstakes
• She’s not much of a ‘Lerner’ but she is pretty ‘Loewe”
• I Wonder how $520 Ferragamo Loafers Taste
• Princess Sarah Goes to Duh-bate Camp!
• Conservative Estimates
• Princess Sarah and the Horse$hit Whisperer
• Foreign Affairs are Foreign to Princess Sarah
• Lipstick Bungle
• Meet (everybody except) the Press
• Risky Business
• Oh Henry!
• Debate and Switch
• ¡Ay Caramba!
• Chimpy chows down, while Captain Underpants wants to raise unemployment numbers!
• Now he can look for a younger, prettier, richer adviser
• It’s a Miracle!
• The Ugly Truth
• How’s The View, Cindy Lou?
• Their Lips are Moving
• Other People’s Chutzpah Would Palin Comparison
• Rethuglican Girls Gone Wild!
• Lipstick Smears
• Rethuglican National Convention in Pictures, Final Installment
• Rethuglican National Convention in Pictures, Part Deux
• Rethuglican National Convention in Pictures, Part I
• Shootin’ the Bull(winkle)
• Gilligan’s Island–Ready for Offshore Drilling?
• Let Them Eat Cake (and don’t let them get crumbs on this $3860 dress!)
• Can You Hear Me Now?
• A Connecticut Flunky in John McCain’s Shorts
• The Vetting Zoo
• Perfect Harm-ony
• Palin-drone
• Droppin’ a Doocy
• Conventional Wisdom, Part III
• Conventional Wisdom, Part II
• Conventional Wisdom, Part I
• Who’s Your Daddy Yankee?
• When the Inmates Take Over
• Joe and Jill went up Capitol Hill….
• Biden Time
• Home, Sweet Home & Home & Home & Home & Home & Home & Home
• Don’t worry, Cindy Lou, you get pain meds after a nose job!
• Sleep with dogs, wake up with fleas
• X the new W, Cafferty tells you Y
• Hey! He cheated! Do I get my Saddleback?
• Veco-nomics
• Cronies and Phonies
• Hell, No! They Won’t Go!
• #1 on the Worst-Smelling List
• Next time, pray for some class!
• The so-called Russian expert not rushin’ to help
• Liar, Liar
• Man of the Schmear
• Branded
• The Missing (on the) Links
• Punked to the Hilt-on!
• Miss Buffalo Chips or Misogyny?
• Stunt Men
• That’s Not Hot!
• Mother Knows Best!
• 2 Decades of Decadence (or should that be Deca-dunce?)
• Ad-nausea
• Duel: Speeches at 10 Paces (if they won’t get those fancy $520 shoes all dusty, Captain Underpants)
• Bilked Alaska
• Cruel and the Gang
• Gonzogate: Department of Just Asses
• Ranch Window Dressing
• Put the shovel down, that hole is deep enough!
• Camp Pain Poser
• He was only Vette-ing the pedestrian!
• Roberta’s Big Boy!
• Tempest in a C-Cup
• It Strikes Me, Sir, That You Have No Balls!
• Lost Horizon
• Historical Raisins
• The Hills are Alive with the Sound of BFFs!
• Stay the Course?
• ummmm, errrr, ahhhh…Geez, I know I had a title…..
• Offshore Shilling
• I’ve Gotcha Covered!
• Tick Tock
• Inherit the wind? Or, just blow me!?
• Wha’dya say? I couldn’t hear you over the whining!
• So Funny I Forgot to Laugh
• Dis-Honored Program
• The Climate in DC
• Delusional State
• Groom Closet
• There’s No Business Like Faux Business!
• Happy Independence Day!
• Ship of Fools
• 50,000!
• Supporting the troops? Nah, supporting Captain Underpants
• Risky Business
• Defense of Hypocrisy Act
• We’ve Only Just Be-gunned
• They should have used harsh interrogation tactics on them!
• And Bias For All
• Boo!
• Trouble Brewing for Captain Underpants?
• McNot
• It’s Exhausting
• Buh-bye 4th Amendment ~sniff~ I’ll Miss You!
• He Puts the Ass in Disaster
• Big Bad John
• Let Them Eat McCake!
• Meltdown
• The Leg-ass-y
• Pop Corny
• One Child Left Behind
• An Angel Earns His (Right) Wings
• The Poop on Justice
• He’s Quacking as Loud as He Can
• The Blame for Plame Is Certain to Inflame
• Maybe if Cindy Lou supplied free beer….
• The Big Top Flip-Flop!
• Maybe he’ll win one of those giant Publishers Clearinghouse checks
• I Don’t ♥ Worms
• They’re creepy and they’re kooky….
• Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber
• McCainomics 101
• Witless Protection Program
• And Get Off My Lawn!!!!
• ….Who Needs Enemas?
• The Problem with the Middle Yeast
• Book ‘Em, Scotty!!
• Scotty McChicken Comes Home to Roost
• The Bucks Start Here
• Monkey Business
• I Smell Something Burning!
• Maybe Denny’s has a small room in the back….
• Getting Back to Fundie-mentals
• From the House to the Big House
• McChimpy
• Boehner Rubs His Crystal Balls
• It’s Saudi Duty Time!
• Sometimes I wish the writers’ strike was still going on
• Back to the Future!
• JackAssets
• Par For the Course
• Party Animals
• Family Values
• The Strife of the Party
• Spin City
• Happy Mother’s Day!!!!
• Right, But So, So Wrong
• Oh, the Horror!!!
• Captain Underpants and the Supremes
• The thought of John McCain is just too ap-Paul-ling!
• Meat the Pwess
• Well, that’s not gonna curry favor, Chimpy!
• The Mistake Talk Express
• Mayday
• Doan and Out
• Mr. Shmeckel and Formaldehyde
• Tortured Logic
• Surge General
• Sliding Scales, Slippery Slopes, and Banana Peels
• A Musical Refrain for John McCain
• Your Appointment Has Been Cancelled!
• Yoo (not you) Hoo!
• He Said, She Said
• Say It Ain’t Snow!
• The Big Shill
• In a League of Their Own
• Happy Passover
• Being Stinkin’ Rich Can Be So Taxing
• Bandar and the Brits
• If Condi doesn’t move her office to Baghdad, I will be personally offended!
• What’s McCookin’: Recipe for Embarrassment
• Now what are we gonna do with this case of Pope Tarts?
• Reversal on Fortune
• Sick Love: The Story of Little Jerk
• Gonzogate Meets Watergate
• Don’t wait for history, we won’t judge you kindly either!
• All Hat, No Cattle
• Witness for the Prostitution
• You Want Fries with That?
• Feith-based Initiative
• Generally Speaking
• Not Smart
• Will Conservative Angst Reset the Barr?
• Monica Goodling and the ‘Just Us’ Department
• Yuppies and Buppies and Guppies! Oh My!
• That Magic Moment
• April Chimpy Day!
• I’d tell him to screw himself, but I don’t know if he’d remember how!
• McLobbyist
• Ménage à Gahhhhhhhhh
• Unlike Nancy Drew, Who Had a Clue…
• Soon there will be no one left to cast the first stone!
• Why, That So-and-So!
• Parental Frights
• I Can See His Lips Move!
• Happy Easter to All Who Celebrate!
• What the Dickens Is Going On at the State Department?
• Moral Twerpitude
• Double Talk Double Feature!
• Sir Veil Lance A Lot
• Fizzly Bear
• Squawk Show Host
• Attorney-at-Flaw
• The Chides of March
• Happy St. Paddy’s Day
• Love Commotion #9
• The End of the (Big) Story
• Fallon on His Sword
• Perfect Timing
• MSNBSee-Ya!
• Ill, Annoyed
• V for Vile
• PAC of Thieves or Thief of PACs?
• McBush
• The Chimp and the Chump Prepare for the Stump
• The Evolution of Captain Underpants
• Russian Rule-ette
• Contemptible
• Double Cross
• Oil Rigged
• Let DeWine-ing Begin!
• Oy-mail
• Slime and Punishment
• Serenading Ralph Nader
• Spy-on-all Crap
• Lather, Renzi, Repeat
• John and Vicki? Icky!
• Bribed and Groomed
• St. Louis Says Phooey!
• So Who Protects America from Chimpy?
• The Huffiness Post
• The Year of the Raisin
• Well, he did take up space in college!
• Capitol Chill
• Guess who has a heart on for Valentine’s Day!
• If torture doesn’t stink, why does Mike McConnell have to hold his nose?
• Maver-icky
• Pennies From Heaven
• Southern Discomfort
• Who Needs Enemies?
• PAC Rats
• The Chickenshit Comes Home to Roost
• Is this the start of McCain’s hundred years of war?
• Rush to Judgement
• McCain Enable?
• Cut and Waste
• The War on the Ground(hog)
• Ron-ing on Empty
• How should I know if something’s illegal? I’m just the Attorney General!
• Bananas
• Diebold, But Not Da Beautiful
• Far Out Foreign Policy
• Tele-con
• Trash Talk Radio
• Debate and Switch
• Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies….
• Oliver Stoned?
• My mom can beat up your boyfriend!
• Trailer Trash
• Mister Fix-it
• The Final Countdown
• Economic Stimu-less
• What a Trend We Have In Jesus
• Carolina on My Mind
• Jeepers, Creepers!
• Well?
• Breaking Wind…I Mean News: Huckabee Announces Healthcare Plan for Seniors!
• John CAshcroft
• Kids, do you like movies about bloviators?
• Yay Team!
• Mac is Back, Mitt is Shit
• All He Is Saying Is Give War a Chance…..over and over again
• In This Corner….
• Let’s Get Vertical
• At the movies with Chuckleberry!
• WTF, Huck and Chuck?
• Mom always said not to pick scabs
• Is This Seat Taken?
• Happy 2008!!!
• The Republicans Party
• Get With the Program!
• Happy 2008, Policyholders!!!
• A Connecticut Wanker in the GOP Court
• Judy Sleighs Me!
• Santa Pause
• Merry Chimpmas
• BillO Saves Xmas, but first….
• Huckleberry Christmas
• Make the Yuletide Gay
• Tom Tancredo Out!!
• It Was Inevitable….
• Huckabee Family Values
• Lieberman Endorses McCain, the World Yawns
• Maybe the Devil Made Him Do It
• Oh, grrrrrr…
• Attorney-at-Flaw
• NRAngel
• Christmas St’eve
• A Musical Tribute to Dana Perino
• Devolution…
• Chimpy gets call from Iceland, insists he didn’t order any ice
• The Cookie Crumbles
• Double-speak: Losing My Freligion
• What Are You Hidin’, Hayden?
• When Good Toons Go Bad
• Wonder Who Is Washing the Mitt Mobile
• Gimme That Ol’ Time Religion
• But He’s Still Not Gay…
• NYPD Screw
• The Untouchables? Well, Maybe Not!
• It’s All Geek to Me!
• NYC Tax Dollars at Work!
• The Reel Story?
• Whole Lott-a Leavin’ Goin’ On
• Ain’t This Rich?
• Gunnin’ for Votes
• But…but…but all of Chimpy’s buddies are getting rich!
• Leftovers
• Happy Turkey Day!!!
• Loose Lips Sink Chimps
• Frances the Talking Tool
• When Push Polling Comes to Shove
• Rudy wants us to forget….
• Fussbudget
• An Excellent Question
• The Watering ***hole
• ORU Kidding Me?
• Uncle Tom’s Blabbin’
• The New Lieberman
• The Gospel of Bling
• Chimpy and Nicky Sittin’ In a Tree….
• Forget the Toys, Recall Nancy Nord
• Opposites Attract
• Finally! A Contest Chimpy Won Honestly!
• Pack-it-up-istan
• Up In Smoke
• Fakes on a Plane
• Great Candidate or the Greatest Candidate?
• Hughes Your Mama?
• All the News That’s Fit to Fake
• Get the Lead Out, Stupid!
• Horror-witz
• Yes or No? Not Knowing is Just Torture!!
• Snark de Triomphe
• Don’t Press Your Luck
• While California Burns…..
• Stormy Weather
• Are We Having Funds Yet?
• KY-Jellyfish
• Kiss My Crass!
• The Chosen One
• SCHIP Off the Old Block
• The Stark Truth
• Family Dissemblance
• Missing in Inaction
• Crappy Daze
• Son of a Beach
• From the Peanut Gallery
• The Lapel Show
• Lavatory Glory
• Prince of Darkness
• Tennessee Schmaltz
• Jonesin’ For Glory
• Form a Circle, and Commence Firing!
• Tortured Logic
• Supreme Victim
• Cut, But Don’t Run
• Phony, Boloney, and Maloney
• The Little Prince
• Candor or Pander?
• The Ferry King (the unabridged edition)
• Out on a Limbaugh
• For the Record
• Ebony and Apathy
• How does he eat with that foot in his mouth?
• When Can We Say “Goodbye, Mr. Chimp”?
• Harlem Slights
• Mahmoud Gets Schooled
• Basketball Oops
• Disgusting!
• The Wrong Stuff
• Rethuglicans, do you like movies about gladiators?
• John the Baptist
• Return of Distress
• The Fall of Condi (and I don’t mean Autumn)
• Slashing Prices
• General Dissatisfaction
• Toy Story
• Disposable Griper
• What’s Cookin’?
• The Funda-mentals of the Fundamentalists
• Who’s the Boss?
• The Killing Spiels
• The Surge, in General
• Blood Money
• Ida-holy crap! Now what?
• Hell on Wheels
• Lonesome Chickenhawk
• Bathroom Break!
• Shits and Giggles
• He Could Have Kept His Seat, if He Hadn’t Used the Throne
• al-Mal-icky
• Road2DC: A Dozen Reasons to March on Washington
• Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That….
• Idaho’s Own Private Ida-Ho
• Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, Al Fredo…..
• Oh, Chimpy, now you’ve gone and pissed off Max…..
• A Hard Habit to Break
• A Nursery Rhyme for Our Time
• Barbie’s Dreamhouse of Ill Repute
• If He Can’t Decide on a Branch, Is He….
• How Does the Man Put Food on His Family?
• Homeland Security: The Reel Story
• Nunn-sense
• Alaska Gold Rush…….in Florida
• Beat the drum, ’cause here comes….
• The Pryce is Wrong….
• The Bad Rumor Man
• Mystery Solved?
• The Real Reasons Turdblossom is Leaving
• You Want Freedom Fries With that Hotdog, Pickles?
• Club Mud
• Snowe Drifted, Why Can’t She?
• Got To Be There
• Thank You For Your Service!
• It Was Just a Clerical Error!
• I Wish They Would Disappear Instead
• Dammit!!! (Oh, crap, did they hear that?!)
• A Giant Lie
• I Bet He Grinds Organs, Too!
• His Private Albatross
• A Cover-Up?! Not Us…..
• Meet the New Scapegoat
• Northern Exposure
• Blair’s War (the Musical!)
• Gonzo, In Contempt…
• Sssshhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Tony Snow in His Own Turds…I Mean Words
• Lather, Rinse, Repeat….
• Gangs are Roaming the Halls of Congress!!!!!!
• Gonzogate, Part CLXVIII
• Weasel Joe in His Natural Habitat
• I’ve Got the FDA Botulism Blues
• I, I, I, I, I!!
• This Just In: Intestinal Fartitude
• The Politics of Booga-Booga
• Death of the Party?
• All Night Long
• Downhill Racer!
• Phillies Creamed!! Geez!!
• Rudy, Tooty, Letch, and Cootie
• Give me your tired, your poor. Your huddled multimillionaire soccer players yearning to breathe free…
• Don’t Get Harried, Chimpy, Get Harriet!
• “I Have a Letter” is the New “I Don’t Recall”!
• What Exactly Was the……..
• The “Party of Cover-Up”
• It’s Official! We Have a Wiener!!
• Between Iraq and a Hard Place
• If it Looks Like a Duck, Walks Like A Duck, Sounds Like a Duck….
• So Many Scandals, So Little Time….
• I Don’t Know what “Arkansan is for Chutzpah”…..
• S(h)itting On Top of the World!
• Complicit, Convicted, and Commuted (the Musical!)
• Vladimir and the Three Bushes
• Shmuckaroo
• How Do You Say “Oops” in Español
• I Wish I Knew How to Quiet You
• Just for the Halibut
• F%#k/Off Abram/Off and All Your Buddies!
• George and Dick Pooh-Pooh the Surge!!!
• Behind the Scenes at the White House
• Heaven Help Us and Keep Us….
• My Baloney Has a First Name, It’s D-I-C-K
• Mormon Tabernacle Liar?
• They’ve Been Working on the Railroading
• Keep Your Motherf&#%in’ Peanuts and Give Me a Motherf&#%in’ Gasmask!!
• Demublipendent
• Birds of a Feather…
• A Bridge to Indictment?
• Ranch Window Dressing…
• If Only He’d Promise to Get Lost in the Desert for 40 Years….
• Next Time He Gets Carried Away, I Hope Someone Carries Him Away
• A Pig in the Pokey?
• Girls Gone Wild!
• Meanwhile, Back at the Ranch…..
• A Connecticut Wanker in King George’s Court
• Holy Crap!!
• Meanderer-in-Chief
• Peter Pace Presents a Peck of Pressing Problems…..
• A Trifecta of Stupid
• The Rethuglican Debate: They Yam What They Yam…
• The Beverly Hil-libbys?
• Dems, Interrupted
• Reheating the Cold War?
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• Happy 4/20 Everyone!!!!
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• What a Racket!
• Crossfire and The Gangs of New York
• Who Peed on the Red Carpet?
• Peanut Butter Can Kill You? Damn Skippy!
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