Regarding Beauregard…

Watching the Racist Misogynist General Attorney General confirmation hearing of Little Beauregard. Is it just me, or does anyone else hear Jeff Sessions and picture this?


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No? Then how about this?


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Welcome to the soon-to-be head of the Injustice Department.


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19 responses to “Regarding Beauregard…

  1. May I just add that I am madly in love with Senator Al Franken. He has Little Beauregard so flustered that BeauBeau can’t even look at him while answering. Instead, BB directed his answer to Chairman Ass-Is-Grassley. 😆

  2. Little BeauBeau is now being questioned by Lindseypoo. The room is just reeking of testosterone.

    • Friend of the court

      Had to just listen, most of the time. Rebublicans lie like a dumb 14 year old, and get all salty, when you don’t believe them. Bet all the police organizations, that endorsed the elf, are the kind that phone, at dinner time, to ask you to buy tickets to send orphans to the circus, weather they want to go or not.

  3. Did you also notice how sweaty he is?

    • Hi Jane Kyser.

      Welcome to The Raisin! 🙂

      Maybe we need a side-by-side pick of Sweaty Beau-Beau next to Hillary who was a cool as a cucumber after 11 hours of testimony.

      Hope you will stop by again, Jane!

      P.S. I followed you on Twitter.

  4. I have to hand it to you, Nonnie. I cannot stomach watching these jokers without vomiting. I predict the next four years will see a devastating shortage of sick bags.

    Of course, I can plead that I have to work too.

    • I have my first meal in the afternoon. I’m not hungry when I wake up. I finally made my breakfast in the afternoon, and when I sat down to eat it, there was Lyin’ Ted (who looked bloated, by the way) and BeauBeau. It was a double dose of nausea. The dog was happy to be nearby. He loves eggs.

      That said, this is all old news now. Have you seen the trending hashtag on Twitter? #GoldenShowers!!! All about the Orange Turd hiring 2 Russian prostitutes to pee on a bed that he knew the Obamas had slept in in a hotel in Moscow. So much fun!! 😆

  5. Sherry Shirk

    OMG, nonnie, that is f’n perfect! Can’t stop laughing and I really needed a laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m using a new e-mail address so find me there.

    • We all need a laugh, Sherry. #GoldenShowers came around at exactly the right time.

      Glad you liked the posters. Little BeauBeau inspired me, and I got them done in record time. 🙂

  6. Oh, the Deliverance thing is perfect. I’ll never be able to think of Sessions now without picturing that.

    As for GoldenGate, I’m torn between wondering what kind of image you could come up with for it, and being afraid to imagine.

    Maybe Trump couldn’t find any American hookers willing to do that? It’s like what they say about two of his three wives being from eastern Europe — once again relying on foreigners to do the jobs Americans won’t do.

    • Every time I listen to BeauBeau or Haley Barbour, I hear banjos. It helps that BeauBeau looks so much like the guy from Deliverance.

      Golden Showers has so many possibilities. In fact, I am drowning in them. 😆

      The Orange Turd is always outsourcing. I bet you could find lots of home-grown American girls willing to piss on all things Trumpelthinskin, and they would do it for free!