Hey, kids, didja read the news today? POLITICO is reporting that
Eddie Munster Paul Ryan is scared shitless he will lose reelection in 2018 thinking about putting down his Speaker’s gavel and walking away from D.C. at the end of his term. If the tax cut bill that will enrich the uber-wealthy and destroy the middle class goes through, and he succeeds in decimating Medicare and Medicaid, then he will consider his job done. He wants to go home and jerk off to Ayn Rand documentaries spend more time with his presidential aspirations family. But wait, there’s more!
At the other end of Pennsylvania Avenue at the White House, someone else
got her ass fired decided to leave. The Apprentice villain star and all-round opportunist Omarosa Manigualt-Newman is walking away from her very important position. The Honorable Omarosa served as the director of communications for the White House Office of Public Liaison and nobody knows what the fuck her job was, because she didn’t do a fucking thing other than make sure she was the only African-American working directly for Twitler. At least, that’s her story. From THE HILL:
April Ryan, a journalist with American Urban Radio Networks, reported during an on-air appearance with CNN that “everything blew up” when Kelly attempted to discuss Manigault Newman’s walk-in privileges and access to Trump.
Ryan reported Manigault Newman saying that “all hell will break loose” if she lost walk-in privileges. Kelly, according to Ryan, said “OK, all hell is going to break loose.”
The White House said Wednesday that Manigault Newman provided her resignation and that her last day of employment would be Jan. 20. The White House did not confirm that Manigault Newman was fired.
The Secret Service said it was not “involved” in removing Manigault Newman from the premises, but said the agency deactivated her credentials.
So what does this all mean? Well, for one thing Twitler, who doesn’t have a loyal bone in his bloated body, is a fucking moron for allowing a nosy fame-seeker like The Honorable Omarosa, who doesn’t have a loyal bone in her body, to wander around the White House taking notes. For another thing, the taxpayers will be paying her salary even though she’s not even allowed in the office. It also means that The Honorable Omarosa will tease the media about all the dirt she has on everyone in the White House, but she won’t tell them what it is, because if she did, then she wouldn’t get to be on TV anymore, and she wouldn’t be able to sell her tell-all book to the highest bidder.
So, if Eddie Munst…I mean, Paul Ryan is unleashed and no longer has to protect Twitler, will he tell whatever secrets he knows? And will The Honorable Omarosa get paid enough to spill her guts about what she saw not only in the White house but at The Apprentice? Will a couple of grifters help take down the biggest grifter of all? Poetic justice, if it happens.