Did you see the Stormtroopers…I mean, the Rethuglicans, butt-hurt that the Dems (and other Rethugs) were holding a hearing in which a top Defense Department official was suppose to testify about Twitler’s dealings with Ukraine, storm the closed-door hearing?
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They were led by Matt “Blotto” Gaetz of Floriduhhh. Alex “Flounder” Mooney of West Virginia showed up in the SCIF (Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility) with his cellphone (which just happens to be against the rules and, possibly, federal law). He tweeted “BREAKING–> My report from inside the SCIF hearing room where we are exposing Adam Schiff’s secret so-called impeachment inquiry.” Then he posted a breathless video and said, “I’m proud that over 30 members of Congress, including our whip, Steve Scalise, walked into that room and demanded transparency and justice for our president.”
Joining Blotto and Flouder and Minority Whip Steve “Otter” Scalise (LA) were Louie “Weasel” Gohmert (TX), Steve “Incest Is Best” King (IA), Mark “Boomboom” Walker (NC), Jody “Pinto Bean” Hice (GA), Mo “Mo-Ron” Brooks (AL) Buddy “Marmalard” Carter (GA), Doug “Wormer” LaMalfa (CA), Gary “Hairy Palm” Palmer (AL) and Bill “Babs” Johnson (OH), and others.
The standoff lasted about 3 hours. The boys of Smegma House, I mean, the Rethugs ordered pizza and left the empty boxes all over the SCIF when they were done. Laura Cooper, the deputy assistant secretary of Defense for Russia, Ukraine and Eurasia, walked out, but she returned and testified 5 hours later, and Chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, Adam Schiff, put the Smegmas Rethugs on double-secret probation.
HYSTERICAL RAISINS 
this is getting so pathetic. it’s like dealing with a two year old. how much more can twittler lower the bar as his wall comes crumbling down on him? i embarrassed to say that it will get worse before it gets better. we should be way so much better than this!
Animal House was a farce, and so is this. The difference is that Animal House was hilarious, and this is just stupid.
Techniwhite indeed. As a Republican event, of course it would be.
Glad to see that Brett Kavanaughty was able to be spiritually present via the Buttweiser can.
It is worrisome that they were able to get away with this for three hours and suffer no substantive repercussions afterward. If 30 ordinary citizens had stormed into that room and done the same things, they would presumably have been removed immediately. If there are no consequences, there is no incentive not to just keep doing this kind of thing. One can imagine them going to even greater extremes right in the House chamber to disrupt the impeachment vote when it comes, for example.
I don’t think Matt Gaetz needs any assistance from St. Brett the Virgin of Georgetown when it comes to drinking. I think his middle name is DUI.
A lot of people have been remarking that the Capitol Police didn’t hesitate to drag out people who were in wheelchairs. Unfortunately, Congress is run under the assumption that congresscritters and senators will obey the rules and act as civilized adults. I think we left civilization behind years ago.
All this stuff sucks. Gone are the days of intelligent conversation and integrity. Shameful!
Hi Carol! Welcome to The Raisin. 😀
The Rethuglicans have turned D.C. into a giant frat house. There is no seriousness and no respect for the Constitution or even for their own constituents. It’s disgusting and disheartening. They need to be voted out.