The Grincheney

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To the tune of You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch, by Dr. Seuss, performed by Thurl Ravenscroft:












By the way, this part:

Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

….is exactly as Dr. Seuss wrote it. I didn’t have to change a word! πŸ˜†



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25 responses to “The Grincheney

  1. Very appropriate!

    BTW on a non-political non-sarcastic note, Have a really nice XMAS!


  2. sandy!!! πŸ˜€
    so glad to see that you stopped by so i could wish you a merry xmas. i don’t celebrate xmas, but i can try to have a nice one nevertheless!

    i wish only good things for you and your family, sandy!


  3. geez53

    Xmas smooches for our gun totin’, readheaded pixxy. You’re worth twice your weight in electronic ink and good vibes.
    There. Now you can celebrate xmas, solstice and chuckoonaka (howerever it’s really spelled).
    PS: Tried leaving a reply at BiPM’s place, but was informed by Medicom’s ISP Tech Support that i have a too high signal/noise ratio so my router keeps resetting (my doctor told me pretty much the same thing).
    Anyway, if you don’t get this message, let me know and i’ll post another. ;}

  4. πŸ˜† oh geez, geez, you always make me laugh! i am grinning from ear to ear, just because you commented tonight. i hope that router thing clears up with rest and antibiotics so you can enjoy your holidays! πŸ˜‰

  5. distributorcap

    what a terrific xmas gift —- an appropriate dr seuss book for under the tree (or hannukah bush)

    back to the latkes and its a wonderful life (with the very republican jimmy stewart)

    and most of all – a happy holiday season to one of the best!!!!!!!!!

  6. distributorcap

    i am still laughing at this one

  7. dcAp! πŸ˜€
    i didn’t expect to see you! you just can’t tear yourself away from the internets, can ya? πŸ˜‰ hope you are having a wonderful time up in bah-ston. stay warm and have a safe trip home.

  8. Wowz. . . I hid two mush 2 dirnk ddrink whin I shoed upp here butt that greeeeeeeeeeen bas bas bas basturd mm mmaay mmayyed mee Hoo ho huearl…

    So now I can party again!

    the very best of Holidaze cheers to you and yours,

    And a safe and prosperous (Ha ha!) New Year!

    The USojo crew

  9. terry! πŸ˜€
    i didn’t mean to make you hurl. so sorry! πŸ˜‰

    only good wishes for you and the gang at the wonderful urantian sojourn!


  10. jlms qkw - jenn

    cheney’s the ultimate grinch, and w is the dog max. imho.

    happy holidays!

    are you making latkes? i have some late night baking to start.

  11. jenn,
    i thought it would be more disrespectful to put bows in w’s hair. πŸ˜‰

    happy holidays to you and the hubby and the 2 gorgeous kids!

    no latkes for me. i’m on a diet. actually, there are some in the freezer, but those are for my son. i don’t like frozen ones. maybe one day soon i will decide to cheat, and i’ll make some. i haven’t made them in years, but they’re the kind of things that you never forget how to make.

    don’t stay up too late baking!


  12. nightowl724

    nonnie, this is exactly what I wanted for Christmas – a snarky song from you! How did you know?

    This is hysterical! You have outdone yourself in both music and art. Read, re-read, sung, re-sung, and forwarded…

    Thank you!

  13. you are quite welcome, nightowl! πŸ˜€ you know i always wait to hear what you have to say when i post a song parody.

    please forgive me for not wrapping it. i couldn’t find the scotch tape. πŸ˜‰


  14. Dusty

    Hysterical as always Nonnie!!!

    Happy Xmas and a Merry friggin New Year sweetie! πŸ˜‰

  15. dusty!! πŸ˜€
    how was vegas? did you break the bank? πŸ˜‰

    i hope your holidays are the best, sweetie, because you’re the best!


  16. Oh.



    I can’t stop laughing!! OK, first of all, I am an avid – and I mean, AVID – Seuss fan. You surely did him justice and then some. The first spit-take was at the shrub as Cindy Loo Who w/a shoe cartoonishly flying toward its head. But the Grincheney…. too much!

    So many good lines, I have to go read it over a few more times ’til I myself “plotz”.

    LOL!! Oh you naughty, clever girl, you.

    Merry whateverhoozits what you celebrate. I just go with the flow myself.


  17. helen!! πŸ˜€
    i was beginning to think that i was the only one online today!

    so glad you liked it. i love dr. seuss, too. i wanted to be true to him, so even the shoe flying at chimpy-loo-who’s head is from wacky wednesday (no matter than i never heard of that one before πŸ˜‰ ).

    please don’t plotz! i would miss you.


    hope you holidaze are wonderful, helen!


  18. Cronesense

    Dear nonnieleh!

    You are a certified genius! Your set of lyrics are brilliant and so dead-eye dick on πŸ˜‰

    Your ever faithful Cronieleh and Miloleh – who has already destroy his two Christmas toys!

  19. You nailed it~ plus the line you did not have to change because it fits dead eye, sure shot Dick.

    Happy Holidays to you!

  20. cronieleh!!!! πŸ˜€
    you are on my list of people i need to email to wish a happy holiday. you’ve saved me the trouble! i am so happy to see you here!

    i am very proud of miloleh for destroying his toys. he’s making his doggie bones (you didn’t know miloleh is really an italian greyhound, did you? πŸ˜‰ )

    merry xmas to you and the hipster and the lovely jenjen and all the gorgeous grandbabies. love you, cronieleh!!


  21. hi fran! πŸ˜€
    deadeye dick sure makes it easy to make fun of him, doesn’t he? even his name rhymes with so many appropriate words–sick, prick, slick, thick, tick (of the insect variety).

    i hope you have a wonderful holiday, fran!


  22. Yes, those are exactly the Christmas cards Tricky Dick II deserves.

  23. Great minds think alike!

    Why do we take a perfectly nice holiday and end up thinking about the Dickster?

    Oh yeah… all the people he’s damaged can’t really celebrate…

  24. neon vincent,
    when i think of what deadeye dick deserves, xmas cards are not the first thing i think of. πŸ‘Ώ

  25. lulu! πŸ˜€
    happy holiday, m’dear! i suppose we think of deadeye dick during the holidays, because he has ruined so many of them.

    less than a month to go!!!! πŸ˜€