I’m watching the Food Channel at the moment, so I thought we’d continue on with our exploration of Rethuglican cuisine. I thought we could take a look at cereal. After all, everyone loves cereal, just ask Mikey!
I bet it tastes even better when topped with Chuckleberries.
We saw a box of Chimpy’s Shredded Wheat yesterday, but did you know that it was really Deadeye Dick Cheney Shredded Wheat repackaged?
Deadeye Dick sure likes to shred stuff, but I guess it didn’t work very well on that heart disease.
Of course, Chimpy doesn’t really go for what’s inside, he just gets excited by what’s on the box.
It seems like everyone’s forgotten the guy who the Rethuglicans used to love to have at their breakfast tables, so let’s give a shout-out to Jack Abramoff and give him his very own cereal.
Of course, Little Jackie Abramoff has been replaced with organizations like the Club for Growth and its president, Chris Chocola.
(Scary wingnuts, top, left to right: Dick You and what Armey, Jim Demented DeMint, Michele Batshit Bachmann, Princess Sarah Palin. Souring the milk in the bowl: Rick Man on Dog Santorum, Glenn Blechhhh, Michelle Malevolence Malkin, RushBo, Mean Grampa Fred Thompson)
What would a Rethuglican breakfast be without Michele Batshit Bachmann?
Don’t worry, kids, I didn’t forget the milk!
I hope that, unlike the Mark and Jenny Sanford marriage, it hasn’t gone sour.
Well, kids, that’s it for breakfast. Remember, it was brought to you by…
Next time, lets have pancakes.