I’m watching the Food Channel at the moment, so I thought we’d continue on with our exploration of Rethuglican cuisine. I thought we could take a look at cereal. After all, everyone loves cereal, just ask Mikey!
I bet it tastes even better when topped with Chuckleberries.
We saw a box of Chimpy’s Shredded Wheat yesterday, but did you know that it was really Deadeye Dick Cheney Shredded Wheat repackaged?
Deadeye Dick sure likes to shred stuff, but I guess it didn’t work very well on that heart disease.
Of course, Chimpy doesn’t really go for what’s inside, he just gets excited by what’s on the box.
It seems like everyone’s forgotten the guy who the Rethuglicans used to love to have at their breakfast tables, so let’s give a shout-out to Jack Abramoff and give him his very own cereal.
Of course, Little Jackie Abramoff has been replaced with organizations like the Club for Growth and its president, Chris Chocola.
(Scary wingnuts, top, left to right: Dick You and what Armey, Jim Demented DeMint, Michele Batshit Bachmann, Princess Sarah Palin. Souring the milk in the bowl: Rick Man on Dog Santorum, Glenn Blechhhh, Michelle Malevolence Malkin, RushBo, Mean Grampa Fred Thompson)
What would a Rethuglican breakfast be without Michele Batshit Bachmann?
Don’t worry, kids, I didn’t forget the milk!
I hope that, unlike the Mark and Jenny Sanford marriage, it hasn’t gone sour.
Well, kids, that’s it for breakfast. Remember, it was brought to you by…
Next time, lets have pancakes.
HYSTERICAL RAISINS 
I’ll have the Puffed Rice! All that other stuff makes ya irregular in the worst sort of way. 😀
the puffed rice will keep you up at night though.
who needs milk, those cereals require koolaid in order to be swallowed.
they’re probably so greasy and oily that they just slide down teabaggers’ throats without any liquid at all.
hey nonnie – i just did a food post too
great minds….
we must have espn, dcAp! 😀
I like the Cheney shredded wheat & the Milk carton w missing Sanford.
Fun going through the pantry of archives.
i don’t even know where some of them were posted. in the early days, i had no idea the raisin would be around this long, so i never bothered to really keep track of anything. maybe jerry melton or mighty mikkOmouse will know, if they ever come back. i miss them. 😥
For we will never leave or forsake you (somebody really important said that). I just saw MikkO on yesterdays browsing and I’m still trying to get caught up. Today and yesterdays postings were seperate HR topics in the 07-08 era and still funny today’ My favorite is the shot from guns which I will make a poster of and put it up on the wall by the puter as soon as the new Dell arrives so I can hook up the new Kodak printer (bite me H/P) and finally get off this silly little wordpad of the sister person.
i knew you’d know! 😀 that puffed rice one was done in a bum’s rush so i could post it over at the big orange in a comment thread. i think it’s the first time i posted it here.
Chimpilicious!
;>)
flaky! 🙂
http://roto-rouda.blogspot.com/2010/11/scary-sarah.html
Thanks for a good laugh!
happy to see you again, texanna, and thanks for liking the post. 🙂
Speaking of Count Chocola and the Club for Growth, when Inspired and I were watching Pat Toomey’s acceptance speech, we both thought he looked like a vampire. He even has fang-like canine teeth.
i got the creeps when i saw him and heard him speak. the whole family seemed strange to me.
Also, there is a movie out called “Casino Jack” about Jack Abramoff. You might not even have to photoshop that poster.
casino jack sounds like a type of cheese. sort of like monterey jack, but sharper.
Cheney’s cereals reducing the risk of heart disease… 😀
You’re pure evil genius…. 😀
in his case, it only shrunk his heart to the point where he no longer needs the damn thing.
Cap’n Trade was my favorite. So clever of you.
My envy continues to grow,
batshit bachmann is such a cartoon, it was easy to make the jump.
Brilliant, Folks, simply brilliant! Thanks for the chuckles!
hello perry,
welcome to the raisin! 😀
hope you’ll stop by again soon.